Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Franklin Mint...There are all manner of dust collecting items to adorn the walls and shelves of pensioners up and down the land. So open up Photoshop and show us various 'commemorative' products even Franklin Mint couldn't sell
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:41,
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Pube spiders/dragons/animalsPaul P has come up with the template..
www.b3ta.com/board/10223793
Make your own pube spider or pube dragon or any other pube aminal of your choice.... photogragh it and post....
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FractalsIn tribute to Mandelbrot, let's see everyone's take on the fractal. We've seen lots of good ones already, let's have some more.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:50,
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Because halloween coming up make halloween pictures or animations :D
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Abject terrorHorror theme, scare the living shit out of us all so we have to sleep with the light on.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:42,
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How things are really madeCornflakes are individually cut from a single giant cornflake by children in a sweatshop in India, for example
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The first thing I'm going to do when I've finished my Time Machine is.....pop back to 1978 and steal Kate Bush's leotard off her washing line.
What sort of inappropriate temporal antics would you get up to?
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optical illusions......plenty of examples around which can be manipulated
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Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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latest was 14 years ago)
There all around us :OThe signs that aliens are here are all around us, from crop circles to alien sightings. Show us the proof
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:44,
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Mrs. teh RG has a littlen at playschool.She is utterly disgusted that nursery rhymes are now being put through the PC wringer.
One is particular one is, 'Baba Rainbow Sheep' as black sheep could be offensive to ethnic minorities.
What other nursery rhymes also need to be made politically correct?
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:23,
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The Good Old DaysThings are never like the 'good old days' whether in real life or online, so open up photoshop and bring us NEW images to remind us what these 'good old days' really looked like
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:08,
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Margaret ThatcherShe turns 85 on Wednesday 13th, so let's have our very own B3ta 'tribute' to the battleaxe...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:03,
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What if god was one of us?Would he/she/it be on incapacity benefits? or Working at Sainsburys as a trolley wally!?
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TattoosWhat if The Millibands had tats what would a pig have ?
Lea ? Luke ? you can see what I'm gettin at ..
heres one I dids PEAROAST !
Sure you can do better..
Click for bigger (455 kb)
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Love and Hatedepicted in whatever visual medium you like (or dislike)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 12:18,
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MinecraftIt's a game that's gotten VERY popular over the last month or so and there isn't nearly enough funny image based material on the matter. Let's rectify this.
SSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.................BOOM
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 11:16,
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Devloping Evilengine's superhero theme (see below)In a happy world, where superheroes are unnecessary, they have to do something else. Show superheroes in mundane jobs and activities.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:22,
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China Moon RocketIs it just me, or does the rocket China sent to the moon the other day look like a penis? Check out the video...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11453384
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'advice to partners' postersHelp you other half remember those little things that can lead to things getting a bit stabby...
'tissues...they hide, so double check' just above the washing machine etc...but funny..
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Squirrels in History
We love the fluffeh manimals here on b3ta so lets charter the course of squirrels in history.
Let us never forget those immortal words of Squirrel Lincoln at the Battenburg Address
"Four score and seven nuts ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all squirrels are created equal."
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:38,
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B-Movie Monster Mash!
Image supplied care of Prodigy69
Hell Yeah we loved that rubber suited man playing The Thing from the Black Lagoon, and who else remembers the Gaint Carrot-Man from the original The Thing!
So Mash it, 'Shop it, Photograph it, Animate it, Cut out of paper and scan it, or even make a B-Movie Monster costume and submit your version of a great B-Movie Monster! Raarrgh!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:16,
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"Hey, whatever happened to...?"Ever wondered what happened to the main characters after the ending of that movie you saw the other day?
What about that band who were really big in the '80s but have all but since disappeared?
Did everyone in Grimm's Fairy Tales really live Happily Ever After?
Indulge in some nostalgia and give us some much-needed closure, or at the very least Photoshop some faces of has-beens onto McDonald employees.
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Rubbish SuperheroesHe has Night-Vision! but only between the hours 9am and 3pm...
She can fly! but her body is completely paralysed...
He can run at the speed of sound! but for only 6ft a day...
What rubbish superheroes can you think of that would be totally useless in any situation?
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Photoshop Ed Milibandwelcome Ed Miliband, new Labour leader, to the type of crap he's going to have to put with on a daily basis new that he's chosen high office.
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rob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:04,
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Wipe your bum on a labradorA well known brand of toilet tissue uses the slogan "Puppies on a roll". How did they come to this conclusion? Let's have a look at the testing procedures on which advertising slogans are based.
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:46,
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The BNP are considering rebranding....
bnp.org.uk/news/new-corporate-bnp-image-your-chance-make-input
Do what you can to either show their true colours or mock their pretences in logo or poster form.
(and try to avoid just reposting your "how does Nick Griffin see the world" images)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:17,
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