Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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Jim'll Fix It.Depict Jim's chosen letters visually.
"Dear Jim, Please could you fix it for me? I would like five silverback gorillas to bum Bob Diamond whilst his wife hands out piggy banks to street urchins."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 0:03,
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Challenge Week In PicturesCreate something using only the pictures found on BBC News "Day In Pictures" from the day the image challenge is posted onwards. Fresh hummus for each day of the challenge!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/in_pictures/
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:37,
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12 years ago)
TV MashupsThe Golden Girls date The Munsters. Happy Days meets Dexter. Cheers takes in Breaking Bad. The Only Way Is Essex experience Blitz Street. Skippy The Bush Kangaroo guests on Kill It, Cook It, Eat It.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 15:18,
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One word challenge: "Spaghetti"Bonus points for photos of stuff done using real spaghetti.
NO FUCKING PASTA BOW TIES!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:10,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Kim DotcomInternet hero or super villain? Either way, an extremely entertaining character. How would the b3ta brain trust portray him? Hint: plenty of inspiration and cheesy instagram images to be found at at his twitter feed (@KimDotcom)
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Rob LiefeldRob Liefeld is the worst, yet most bafflingly successful artist in comic history, as evidenced by this:
www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings
And this:
www.progressiveboink.com/2012/6/14/3084348/the-second-40-worst-rob-liefeld-drawings
Modify an existing Rob Liefeld drawing, or try to make a new artwork in his own inimitable style.
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 4:30,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Never mind Britain's Got Talent,That cringeworthy school play your kid is acting in? That guy who's always 1st up on Karaoke night? The 'zany' lass who ALWAYS does the 'The Office' dance after 2 Lambrinis?
What awful performances have you seen that make you want to gouge out your eyes, stab out your eardrums with knitting needles and slit your writs out of empathic shame and embarrassment for the people doing it?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:59,
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PrequelsPrometheus has been mediocre hit. But what about other prequels - "I love foals" magazine, the split-screen "Look Who's Talking" prequel about the talking sperm and the talking egg etc.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:03,
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design a book coverremember books? yeah, books. Take you favourite book and design a new cover for it. Failing that, pun wittily off it's title.
No TV/Movie tie-ins.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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Britain, a Tory utopiaSee what Britain would be like if the Tories had everything their way! Ample opportunity for Industry-hating, Toff-power Naziesque fun!
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Sexually deviant penguinswww.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797
How should Pingu, Happy Feet etc really be portrayed.....
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'Fuck About With Comic Covers'Suggested by Captain Howdy following this thred.
b3ta.com/board/10790856
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:09,
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12 years ago)
Half-remembered computer games - For example; 3D Wank Duel, Horace Goes to Pieces.
Remind us through the medium of pictures your half-remembered favourites.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 17:08,
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jedis knocking stuff over!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 10:29,
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Animal ArtEveryone loves helicopter cat. Damian Hirst's shark is a modern classic.
Show us how all art would be better if it featured an animal.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:41,
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12 years ago)
Pimp My CorsaWithout fail, the teen chariot of choice to glue silly panels to and convert the interior into a 80s disco is the Vauxhall Corsa. How would you 'improve' a stock 3-door hatchback to make it 'fly'?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:10,
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12 years ago)
Predicting life a year from now.With further economic turmoil in Europe, upcoming elections, and the likelihood of the world ending in 6 months, the world could be a very different place in a years time. What events will manage to snowball into something worthy of Photoshopping?
In a year we can look back and feel smug about how naive we were in 2012.
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Alternate InventorsWhat would it have been like if Stevie Wonder invented Binoculars or if Laurel & Hardy invented the Atomic Bomb. Show us the results and let hilarity insue.
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Bad Olympic adverts.Everyone seems to be jumping on the Olympic bandwagon. Huggies, Tena Lady, Fairy Liquid, Tampax they've all have tried to put their name to the games. Rouse the tattyshop mice and shop the most tenuous, bandwagon jumping advert you can come up with.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:09,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Fred West Mealtime Face OffI heard on Richard Herring's podcast that Fred West used to make breakfast for his kids in the shape of a smiley face.
In tribute to the official b3ta serial killer of choice, I would like to see b3tans make the faces of famous people using only food substances.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:00,
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making tv/movie character's lives easier, or something like thate.g. how much easier would've jack's life been if he had a time travelling delorean?
plus, obvious jack to the future gag
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 7:40,
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New government health campaign,Since the government wants to put increasingly gruesome pictures on the front of my 1/2 Oz pack of golden virginia,
How about a bit of parity with other health detrimental products with pictures of salad dodgers on packets of crisps or chubby munters on bottles of whatever brightly coloured morning after shame juice currently on offer behind the bar.
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One word challenge: NUMBATSBecause they're fucking awesome.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:50,
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12 years ago)
The Call of CthulhuThis came a close second in the vote a few weeks back, but it would have been amazing - stuff like this for e.g. b3ta.com/board/10782144 so please put it to the vote again Mr Fraser thanks xxx
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:01,
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12 years ago)
iconic shots.."what happened next"............bindun?
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Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:27,
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Exploit the the smug goldmineMake something nice out of the new smug bastard pics:
www.bokelberg.com/EN/search/overview/57823/25/1/
(This should be good...)
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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:25,
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If Mohammed the Prophet had an identical twin brother, what would he look like?(, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Bizarre words what Shakespeare done.e.g. "A wilderness of monkeys" - Shylock, Merchant of Venice OR "Because
it hath no bottom" - Bottom, A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11,
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latest was 12 years ago)
SELF PORTRAITCome out of hiding and draw/shop/sculpt a spiffy self-portrait.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:53,
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13 years ago)
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