Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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There but for the grace of GodIf our heroes didn't make the big time, what would they be doing instead?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 May 2012, 11:29,
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Iconic moments in TV, Film and History seem from the other guy's perspectivePinging off from Happy Toast's 'Alien chestbuster PoV' this morning, is there mileage in a compo along the lines of "Iconic moments in TV, Film and History seem from the other guy's perspective"?
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 25 May 2012, 10:21,
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I have been Googling and searching high and low for a piece of kit that doesn't exist. I even tried lycos, the dog ran away and never came back! How about giving us your best at none existent technology!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 24 May 2012, 0:50,
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Misheard lyrics...e.g. AC/DC, You Shook Me All Night Long, "She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean" or "I was a toilet on the sea" by the Stranglers..
Showing my age there...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:19,
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2000ADanything and everything to do with the British comic institution
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:16,
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Bee GeesThe Bee Gees are dead - is it too soon to make fun of their chipmunk-voiced careers?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 22 May 2012, 4:26,
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ReptileI'm getting a pet tortoise later this week. Do pictures of tortoises please.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:52,
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B3TA IPONow Facebook is trading publicly, Mark Zuckerberg is a squillionaire - but Facebook tragics fear the changes wrought by money-hungry shareholders.
Surely Rob Manuel deserves the same - show us how B3ta will look one year on from it's own IPO.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 21 May 2012, 3:59,
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AHEAD OF ITS TIMETake modern technology and ideals back into time; what would the Medieval microwave look like, or the Viking vacuum cleaner?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:44,
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Imposters!John Terry wore his sports kit under his school uniform and managed to get himself front centre of all the Chelsea Champions League photos despite being banned from the final.
Who else has turned up where they shouldn't be?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 20 May 2012, 10:36,
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Sci-Fi Versus Super HeroesCan the Predator beat Superman? Could Alien defeat the Hulk? There's only one way to find out… FIGHT!!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:29,
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a tiny monkey riding in half a walnut shell on a pond, using a cotton bud as a poorly-improvised paddlefor a whole week
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 May 2012, 22:49,
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Classic b3ta - Cats versus DogsLets have a week of canines, felines and their weapons of destruction.
Cats versus Dogs, hand to hand combat or armed to the teeth, you decide.
Image courtesy of Doctor When
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10,
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latest was 12 years ago)
One word challenge: ROBOTS!(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:16,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Misinterpret the headlinesFor example: 'Met Police to charge Brooks' - draw a police officer plugging Rebekah Brooks into the wall. 'Bankers eye Clinton collapse' draw Bill Clinton on the floor. 'Leveson to probe Murdoch further' - er... you get the idea.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:58,
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12 years ago)
Design a business card for Zeus.And win $300 cash and $100 credit with Moo (really).
goo.gl/lTU10
P.S. I'm nothing to do with them, just get cards printed by them. Plus their entry is crap.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49,
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I saw this and think it should win the compoAfter a lot of people submitting their own brand of 9/11 Hogan, I thought it'd make a great image challenge if everyone put their best on display and we decide once and for all who shall win the compo!
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Remade Abroad
Take something quintessentially British and show us the American remake - or vice-versa!
What would a British version of Happy Days look like? Or if America had a Monarchy?
Take us further abroad: how would Winnie The Pooh be different if AA Milne was born in France?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 May 2012, 4:24,
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Necronomicon ApocryphaThe Necronomicon - a terrifying book detailing the Old Ones, monsters from beyond the stars, and the methods by which to summon them. Illustrate the monsters that Abdul Alhazred failed to include in the final draft.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:24,
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If Gervais is allowed, so are we...To celebrate Ricky Gervais managing to smuggle the bullying of the mentally disabled past censors and onto channel 4 why not have an image challenge doing the same.
Make an image which mocks defenceless people so much even Ricky Gervais would be ashamed of it. Bonus points if they are physically AND mentally disabled.
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Animated Gifwe've seen your hand-drawn biro skills, now lets see the other side of the B3ta skillset and see your frame-by-frame skills.
Create anything, so long as it's animated and awesome!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:15,
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Suggested autobiography titlesDiana: Heirs Today, Gone Tomorrow
Nice Day for a White Wedding, My Life and Loves by Nick Griffin
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Now that Weetabix is Chinese owned, what should it be renamed?Now that Weetabix is Chinese owned, what should it be renamed?
uk.reuters.com/article/2012/05/03/us-brightfood-idUKBRE8420DG20120503?irpc=932
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Animals committing crimesPandas getting caught speeding, wildebeest committing insurance fraud, that sort of thing.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 5 May 2012, 17:32,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Rebranding Al-Qaeda?b3ta Image Challenge was very first thought that popped into my head when I saw Guardian's headline...
"Osama bin Laden considered rebranding al-Qaida, documents reveal"
"Leader felt affiliate groups were tarnishing reputation of Islamist group, according to documents seized during fatal raid"
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/03/osama-bin-laden-rebranding-al-qaida?CMP=twt_gu
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Biro art!Create your next masterpiece in biro, or model something out of several biros. Show those poncy charcoal/acrylic users the true power of the ballpoint pen.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:26,
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