I feel a little (only a very tiny minuscule small little), for Lance Armstrong....
regardless of what he was on or how much, he fucking excelled!
My suggestion is The Drugged Olympics.
Push the boundaries - what can be achieved with the best pharmaceuticals the world has to offer!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 4:29, Reply)

Celebrity Crime
Imagine the kinds of crimes that celebrities might commit.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Famous graves
Bat-shit plantagenet-botherers the Richard III society have designed a new tomb for their recently unearthed namesake.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21427369

Show us some alternative versions or pick a famous person and design one for them.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Tesco TV
Tesco are starting an 'On-Demand' TV service.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21429675
So, let's use a limited colour palette of white, blue with a dash of red and imagine tailor made shows and films for Tesco TV
/Perfect opportunity for all those Horse/Burger/Tesco Value reposts!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)

If nobody has mentioned it yet
Shop that Superbowl picture of Beyonce looking all beefy. This one
i.huffpost.com/gen/980141/thumbs/o-BEYONCE-570.jpg?6
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Nominations for the new Pope
The Pope has just announced his resignation, let's hear your suggestions for his replacement!

Or maybe "The Pope's Retirement": Suggest activities the Pope could get upto now he has a lot more free time.
( keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Giant glistening willies.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 17:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

massive hairy fannies

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Whinging about image challenge votes.
use Photoshop to imagine the types of people whose lives are dramatically affected by the choice of image challenge.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Echidna Puggles
There's plenty of mileage in these cute little turds.
(bluehamster, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

A day in the life of Rob Manuel
Use your imaginations to document the day to day activities of your Ginger Führer.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Aardman
Aardman-ize everything - News, history, films, tv.
Wallace and Gromit as historical figures, Creature Comforts version of Terminator, Ed Milliband, etc

prompted by this post b3ta.com/board/10921975
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Things Barack Obama does all the time...
I thought he got re-elected to sort the economy out but apparently it's just do to requests for photos (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21309245) wonder what else he gets up to in his spare time...
(Woody999, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Britain is Amazing
I don't agree that Britain is shit. Life is amazing, find the wonder, find the magic, start the music.
( The Lurker Plenty One, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Learning Tasks for Adults
For my work recently I have been working in the education sector for the government. As part of the national curriculum they have examples of "learning tasks" covering various topics such as English, Mathematics, Science etc made in flash and Java. This is all very well for kids, but where are the ones for adults? There are tons of things adults could learn this way. Only needs to be a proof of concept so just an image is fine. I believe some of you may be already be employed doing this as I recognised the art styles on some sites.
(TimChuma, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:05, Reply)

Stop Motion Animation
Have we ever had a stop motion challenge?
Stop motion is lovely, even though I don't have a tripod so mine is always wobbly.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:55, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

British re-makes
Remake classic Hollywood blockbusters OR TV series. Good ol'd quaint
Britishness. 'Top Hole' 'Dirty Arthur' you know the sort of thing...
( Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Advertising the illegal
If the laws changed overnight banned goods, activities and services would need a creative and sensitive campaign I'm sure only b3tans could provide.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Ginger-breed.
Not only is this clever word-play, but the /board users can demonstrate the devious tricks and subterfuge that Ginger people(possibly with secret assistance from the factor 70 suncream manufacturers) use in an effort to keep the rust gene in circulation.

Alt title: How do ginger people get laid?
( Muns, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Photoshop Trek
Old school download-the-pic and do something with it challenge.

Download the image here and see if you can do better/worse than this odd thread: b3ta.com/board/10918666
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Lost Consonants

- Take a well known phrase or saying
- Remove, add or change a letter
- Illustrate the humourous result

Quick thrown-together example which I'm sure you can beat:


(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Don't visit Britain
The Government are thinking of launching a poster campaign to discourage people from coming to Britain. I think we can do better. Boot up photoshop and mitigate those migrants.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Star Wars Episode VII: Revenge of the Shoehorn
With the rumours running rife, let's just get it all out of the way now, and photoshop anything that takes our fancy on Star wars Episode VII.
What would Ep.VII be like with different directors, actors etc? Possible titles, plots or scenes.
A chance to raid the vaults as well, why the hell not. Everyone has at least one Star Wars image, right?


Yes. I'm joking.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Dystopian
Show Britain by the end of Tory rule. Inspired by this
www.b3ta.com/board/10914892
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Celebrimals
Make hybrids out of celebrities and animals
( Memaxx, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:04, Reply)

The Great Internet Fanny Art Contest
hasn't been suggested yet, probably due to some kind of oversight.
(Flat Top, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 22:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lies on the internet.
What is the biggest whopper you've told or been told online? Alternatively, make up a comical yet patently untrue tale.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Could we have a new forum called /whine where all the people who want to complain about b3ta not being any good any more..
...because of nasty bullies can post?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Animate a painting
Paintings aren't as good as TV because they don't do anything. Improve them by turning them into animated gifs.

(Or: The animated albums cover challenge was fun, let's do it again with paintings)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)