Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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modern day fairy talesClassic fairy tales but in a modern world. Probably ruined by health and safety...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 22:13,
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You know those movie posters that Olly Moss designs?why not see if us b3tans can do them?
Or have movies been a bit overdone?
ollymoss.com/
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:58,
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Icke TVDavid Icke wants a TV channel devoted to conspiracy theories. What would it look like? Who would advertise on it? Would Colgate introduce a new Truthpaste? Would Heinz boast of their Area 51 varieties? Put on your tinfoil hats, close the curtains and 'shop Icke TV.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 21:11,
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Down with this sort of thing!With everyone from bin men to Turkish park lovers out protesting at the moment, your challenge is to 'shop demonstrators and their placards, either vastly improving their message or making them look as ridiculous as possible.
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:47,
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Colour in The Lizard!Send in your coloured pictures of the famous Cornish penninsula.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:17,
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Make movies more like video gamesSome people say that modern films are too much like video games, but how could they be made even more like games?
eg www.b3ta.com/links/Batman_vs_Bane_fight_from_The_Dark_Knight_Rises
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:37,
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The Book of b3ta.Each post must follow the previous to form a story. The final tale will be displayed as a page by page epic by some clever coding bod, preferably with curly page corners and animated page-turns. Or on an HTML page (more likely).
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:54,
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Blatant trolling of the Image Challenge Suggestion PageOpen up photoshop and show us what it could look like.
With hilarious consequences.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:58,
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Shop weird old photos lots here to play with
bloodyantlers.com/
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27,
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board games in unlikely situationsInfiltrate the real world or tv/film with classic board games i.e.
b3ta.com/board/10969662
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:38,
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underwater moviesset your favourite movie under the sea.
obviously the little mermaid doesn't count
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:31,
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what if politicians weren't cunts?(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:30,
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great white sharks at university(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:43,
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Gnomeswhat if they were real, alive, and stealing your jobs?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:36,
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TaxidermyInspired by 'the worlds most-awkward taxidermy'. Not sure how, shopped fake taxidermy?
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:25,
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WafflesOr modern day dinosaurs
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:27,
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Government FilmsWith Gideon Osborne trying to take credit for making the new Star wars film, what would Hollywood films look like if they were made by the Government.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:25,
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FootballLove it or refer to it as kick ball and whine about 22 overpaid grown men chasing a bag of air, football is unavoidable. It also has great scope for comedy as many have shown before.
For example
b3ta.com/board/10085890
And
b3ta.com/board/9744406
And tenuously my Gazza pic.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 15 May 2013, 20:47,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 May 2013, 10:15,
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MonumentsOne word challenge I've proffered before but what if monuments swung their weight around? went to the pub? What would they do if they could take a break, fight a street performer?
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 14 May 2013, 2:42,
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Star Wars UKIt has been announced that the 7th Star Wars film will be made in the UK. Boot up photoshop and show Disney and Lucas etc how their characters might cope while filming in the UK and just how "British" the new film could be.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:56,
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