Hazard signs?

( surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 26 May 2006, 3:24, Reply)

Ascii Art
30 characters or less

That's how all the cereal box compos work.
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 25 May 2006, 20:49, Reply)

my favourite bandwagon

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 May 2006, 12:13, Reply)

If bunny rabbits ruled the world
It's not all sex and grass, but I really wish it was...
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 25 May 2006, 11:41, Reply)

If Britain actually became muslim state
It's "The terrorist's" goal to fly a muslim flag over number 10, but what would the country look like if it actually happened.
(Sidbob505, Thu 25 May 2006, 0:16, Reply)

If britain was colonised by greeks
(tons of h(o)um(m)(o)us in that!)
( drunkenoaf, Thu 25 May 2006, 0:11, Reply)

This summer we have the chance to set aside our differences with the German nation
through the power of soccerball.

Nearly everyone who was in the war is dead so noone really cares. So in the spirit of contrition, lets give the Hun a big sloppy bratwurst flavoured kiss and tell eveyone what is great about Germany.

That's right the Krauts are getting a makeover to make them more appealing to soccer holigans who hopefully won't stab them any more, and it's up to us to educate them why

WE shall 'shop them on the beaches, we shall 'shop them in the bier keller, but we will never never surrender....

Post your images of a new Germany, that will appeal to working class people with 200 quid to spend on a fortnights holiday.

Make Germany attractive

Deutschland Deutschland uber Malice
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 24 May 2006, 21:44, Reply)

ANYTHING! ANYTHING other than this l33t business.
It's utter shite.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 24 May 2006, 20:47, Reply)

my image challange idea
we always see a lot of news story parodies on the boards, but how about doing parodies of local news stories?
(whatsinaname, Wed 24 May 2006, 17:11, Reply)

animals/dinosaurs named after celebrities
see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masiakasaurus_knopfleri

what other discovered fossils or previously unknown living species could be worth of being names after a celebrity?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 May 2006, 12:17, Reply)

In honour of Graham Rawle
Instead of having the now ledgendary "Lost Consonant", why don't we have

"The Added Consonant"

e.g. "Put the key in the lock" could be "Put the key in the Flock" etc etc etc
I'm sure we could come up with some serious punnage!
( Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 23 May 2006, 15:41, Reply)

Alternative ingredients on ready steady cook

( Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 23 May 2006, 15:36, Reply)

Animal pron film titles
they lack imagination like - 'f*cked by an alsatian 6', why haven't animal pron producers investigated the rich vein of pron names like - 'shaving ryans privates' or 'white men can't hump'?

Surely 'Grinding Nemo' or 'K-69' would work wonders for their marketing efforts? I want to see the posters.
(notsurehowfunnythisis, Tue 23 May 2006, 13:04, Reply)

What if Germany won the war?
bindun?
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Mon 22 May 2006, 18:05, Reply)

childhood dreams
things that you thought as a child. like having monsters under your bed or that your dad could beat the shit outta anyone. but more funny, of course.
(joeyramoney oily yellow discharge, Mon 22 May 2006, 16:52, Reply)

Taking cockney rhymes too literally...
e.g. "You're having a giraffe!"...
(jezmck .com, Mon 22 May 2006, 11:58, Reply)

"Whatever happened to...."
Whatever happened to, say, Elvis? Hitler? Tom Cruise in 30 years from now?
( c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 22 May 2006, 9:36, Reply)

Children's games that didn't catch on.
These are the games that are either too dangerous or too boring to have become popular.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 22 May 2006, 0:49, Reply)

Da Vinci Code
what amazingly proposturous conspiracy is really behind the da vinci code? was jesus a world class snooker player in a small cave club in the desert where his mother was a pole dancer? suggest your crazy ideas!
(minidave666 i am minidave, but am i really minidave?, Sun 21 May 2006, 21:10, Reply)

Sandwiches!
In the week that some nutters are encouraging other nutters to make an Earth Sandwich, what else would you put between two slices or bread? No, I mean more than the proverbial "shit sandwich"... 8)
( bnt what, me worry?, Fri 19 May 2006, 21:07, Reply)

NEW FLAGS
All the flags used by countries are too old to represent them today. Make a new flag for an old country.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 19 May 2006, 20:14, Reply)

worlds worst
worlds worst advertising agency client.
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 19 May 2006, 18:42, Reply)

If B3ta made Doctor Who...
...yeah. I magine the aliens B3tans could come up with. Nuff said.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Fri 19 May 2006, 18:01, Reply)

What if the world was run by Pete Doherty?
Well what if it was eh? It'd be shit
(CarolinaChiquita, Fri 19 May 2006, 17:08, Reply)

What goes on in the B3ta Zoo?
I want to know what animals are there, what are the rules and who visits
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 May 2006, 15:14, Reply)

IN RESPONSE TO AUG
WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS WRITTEN IN CAPITAL LETTERS?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 18 May 2006, 11:15, Reply)

b3ta prize-like turner prize but on b3ta
why not hold a b3ta prize,with the most obscure,bizarre and nonsensical pic getting a prize.maybe a special icon for a year?
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 18 May 2006, 10:10, Reply)

War
What would have happened if we hadn't won the war?
(mookiepookie 1 third of a spoon, Wed 17 May 2006, 21:58, Reply)

Eurovision _____ Contest
Suggest alternative eurovision contests
( Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 17 May 2006, 16:20, Reply)

swapping celebs
What if good old steve hawking was made to play football and beckham had to do his job?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 17 May 2006, 13:10, Reply)