My two pennies (ideas)
Ive been watching that psychopath twat Jeremy Kyle for a few days now and i think its time we put him in his place..
telling those white trash chavs to make their lives better, Kids who dont go to School- he'll be waiting by the gates making sure they go, is he some kind of paedofile ??

What sick mind would stick him on ITV1 when his place is on channel 5..


BRING BACK TRISHA


My other Idea is

How to kill Fearne Cotton:- she's been on our screens & radio for too long, and i think we've just had enough of that annoying cockney slut
(how many cocks does it take to make cotton's head spin).... Childrens presenter turns for the worst of course she's the most anoying thing thats ever happend since BLACK LACE !
could we see some headcutting terorists hold her for ransom ? that would be lovely ^_-

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 11:35, Reply)

If movie titles said it all...
Continuing the 'does what it says on the tin' theme we had recently, but thinking of films...with Snakes on a Plane the title says it all, so what if the same could be said of:

Crocodile Dundee - the city of Dundee is overrun by crocs
Die Hard - Bruce Willis is shot dead mid-wank
The Silence of the Lambs - at home with 80s cricketer Alan Lamb's family, all eating chewy toffees
Coming to America - a teenager makes a mess of an atlas
The Breakfast Club - brat pack kids eat cereal and toast

Just remake the poster to go with the film.
(BourbonBiscuits, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 9:59, Reply)

Theme parks!
Ok, so there's already a Dollywood, so it proves that terrible ideas get made, but what would your dream themepark be?

Would you ride the Lunchbox of Doom at SvennoWorld or would you rather visit Tony Blair's World of Adventure? What would the rides be like?
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 8:09, Reply)

Opposite world
What would it be like in a world where everything does the opposite of what we expect it to? A world where umbrellas keep the rain on you, landmines re-attach limbs and politicians help people.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 21:23, Reply)

Steam Power
What if electricity never came to fruition and everything was steam powered? Would overheating computers become a health hazard? Would pollution from cars be out of control? Would iPods require special coal that only Apple can provide?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 12:10, Reply)

Artificial Intelligence
It was suggested by AI experts recently that within 10 years they will have built an artificially intelligent computer which will be able to learn about things by browsing the internet.

This means that the first properly intelligent machine will probably have learnt all it knows about humans by looking at websites.

what will the AI computers think of mankind?
(Otaku-Joe, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 7:11, Reply)

If everybody was a stand-up comedian...
"Doctor, doctor! I've gone blind!"
"Nurse - I said remove his testicles."
( finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Aug 2006, 23:23, Reply)

If the Internet were a place on Earth, what would it look like?
Would restaurants be Open Sauce?
Would farmland have Auto Complete?
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 21:19, Reply)

If Jacob Dyer was King.

( Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 20:31, Reply)

The secret lives of toys...
What do all your childhood toys get up to when you're not looking?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 14:53, Reply)

The anti-Ronseal challenge
what if everything did exactly the opposite of what they said on the tin?
(deathbyfeedback, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 11:23, Reply)

come up with a sitcom less shit than Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
so BBC 3 can ditch that shite program and make something less megaspazz.
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 0:29, Reply)

What if Microsoft made everything?
ROFLLOLOMGWTF
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 20:03, Reply)

Solve the Arab-Israeli conflict
in under 50Kb
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 19:16, Reply)

Comical Toast
People around the world are seeing images in their toast of religious figures, of celebrities, of... well, anyone, really. Who have you seen in your toast lately?
(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 18:00, Reply)

Useless Ads
Underwater hairdriers, paper battleships, and angle grinder manicure kits, are all useless and/or dangerous ideas...

I'd like to see how you'd advertise your own, useless or dangerous products.
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 16:31, Reply)

Pimp my playground ride
Can you do better than a merry-go-round and a moped?


( Tofor, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 14:13, Reply)

Thatcher
make the most EVIL image of her (some may say that requires no 'shopping)
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 10:37, Reply)

Name that Tune...
...part Image Challenge, part Quiz. Literal interpretations of classic song titles.

OK. It sounded better in my head
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 11:44, Reply)

Soap Parodies
Shop characters/make new stories for Eastenders, Neighbours etc, surely a bit of fun to be had there?
( McBadger COW, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 9:59, Reply)

image challenge: Three men walk into a bar...
Are the possibilties endless?
(kiedis1984, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 19:09, Reply)

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
so said Charles H. Duell at the U.S. Office of Patents in 1899.

But what would you invent if you had the power?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 19:01, Reply)

If, like Cher wished, you could turn back time
what would you do differently?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 18:57, Reply)

What events would you introduce to the Olympics
so Britain wins more medals?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 18:45, Reply)

What if b3ta struck out on its own and became its own country
what a sorry state the world would be in, but what would the flag be like? Hopefully not as shit as the one Libya has.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 14:29, Reply)

Country Swap
What would happen if everyone had to swap countries?

What would the Dutch do with Australia?
How would the French deal with their new home in Iran?
What will the people of Luxembourg do with all that space in Canada?
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 13:40, Reply)

What if the British Empire never existed!
In the 17th Century us Brits were the poor man of Europe.
The Dutch had a spice and tea empire in the east, the French controlled all of Africa and the best bits of North America, and the Spanish had all the gold and silver the New World could provide.
We had a few poor rainy colonies and the potato.
Somehow we came out on top.
But what if we hadn't?

What would the world look like today if the Empire on which the sun never sets had been French, Spanish or Dutch?
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 11:19, Reply)