What do 8 bit game Characters do on their day off?
Surely Mario didn't spend all his time collecting coins, stomping koopas and rescuing princesses, he must have the occassional day out on the piss, or maybe Sonic accidently went for a kip in a bonfire.

Something along those lines anyway.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 21:14, Reply)

Saucy Seaside Postcards
... for the 21st century
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 13:32, Reply)

Take the piss out of each other for a change
board member on board member shoppery.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 5:38, Reply)

Bandwagons....
...of the future.

What will the bandwagon be in 5, 10, 15, 1000 years time? Who knows, who cares?
( Aenesis, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 22:11, Reply)

Spam's adverts are shite
"Spam up for the taste!" "Now with the classic taste of black pepper!" "Spam fritters" - wtf?!?!
The grey army's favourite canned luncheon meat is in bad need of a makeover; come up with a new advertising campaign for spam!
( P3te "the Meat", Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:50, Reply)

Celebrity Mongs
Mongalize a celebrity.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:02, Reply)

Holiday Cards
Since it seems like you see the same cards in the shops year after year...having seen the nice things the B3tans make for each other celebrating # of years and posts, surely we can improve the Christmas offerings out there? Seasonal and stealable to email to your friends...?
(pantherwest, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 0:30, Reply)

Whats in there?
We've all heard the story, the poor ex russian spy died...and we all heard there was supposed to be 3 objects in his stomach making him ill...
Nothing conclusive to what they were of course..

So let's be creative. What was in there?
(fishyfishyfishyoooh Tonight I will be Miss Saigon, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 21:17, Reply)

Tasteful cocks
The ol' image boards have been spammed with cocks for years now, usually in crudely amusing ways. I think a REAL challenge would be to use cocks in a tasteful way (if that's even possible).
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 19:13, Reply)

what if Rob Manuel was god*
*This was posted before he actually became god!
( likeajackhammer, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:59, Reply)

challenge
occupations for saddam hussien. just think of the possibilities. wind chime for example(not my idea, i won't take credit for that one.)
(hulkster, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 15:16, Reply)

The real meaning of proverbs
If like me you wonder what proverbs are really all about, maybe a picture would clear things up.

"A stitch in time saves 9?"
"A leopard never changes its spots?"
"Red sky at night? etc"
(alcan, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 9:11, Reply)

A world without plastic surgery
Ageing slebs (Cher, Tina turner, Jacko, Robert Redford etc), how would they look in 2006 if there'd been no knife to go under...
(copygir1, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 23:51, Reply)

The Alan Parsons Project
Who was Alan Parsons and what was his project?
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:04, Reply)

New swear words.
Fuck, shit, cunt etc. are all starting to seem a bit tame. We need new swearwords for when you really need to express a strong emotion.

Photoshop your new swearword and the type of situation it might be used in.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, Reply)

In the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive...
They'll look around...photoshop what they'll find.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:07, Reply)

The b3ta Gadg3ts catalogue.
As Christmas is coming up and people are being urged to buy all sorts of crap for other people they don't particularly want to be buying presents for anyway, we need to design a series of dodgy gadgets to encourage people to part with their hard-earned cash.

Remember Ronco, K-tel, Innovations, even the Private Eye Gnome catalogue?

What completely unnecessary gadget can you come up with that people don't yet know they can't live without?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:55, Reply)

Squirrels with tits
Almost every day JollyJack slaves away at a hot drawing pad to bring the furry-starved b3tans something to yiff over.

Isn't it time to return the favour? Get drawing, photoshopping or even photographing anthropomorphised animals in saucy scenarios so that JJ has some pictures to bash his bishop over.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:52, Reply)

Photoshop something
that doesn't have the letter 'e' in it anywhere. If anyone can find something in your pic with the letter 'e' it is disqualified.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:48, Reply)

Nokia - Erecting people
Cameras, PDAs, MP3 players, boring boring boring.... What mobile phone gadgets would turn you on?

- Swiss army knife?
- Cigarette lighter?
- Cattle prod?
- Phaser?
( spoonmuppet, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, Reply)

government departents we don't have but need
God that sounds boring but..

1) department of common sense - 'I'm suing McWhoever because their food got me fat - fuck you fatty you knew it wasn't a salad

2) Ministry of justice - 2 months jail for running over a pensioner? Bollocks, try escaping from a dodgems or one of those smash up derby things (actual name forgotten) whilst a bunch of old senile codgers try to run you over....

Not trying to rant, just things I would love to see. Moaning that you're (free) council house is too small after you give birth to your 48th child?.....
(Let's all have an asbo, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:27, Reply)

Add a caption to an old photo
simple yet (possibly) hilarious
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:54, Reply)

Challenge
We all know that many NHS Trusts are £millons in debt ....but what would you do to save them money ?

I actaully need to know because I'm waiting for a head transplant at my local hospital, bought on by my other half persuading me to come on here !
(mr b3th, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:54, Reply)

Inappropriate greetings cards
Design a card, eg 'I'm sorry you have AIDS' or 'Congratulations on your first succesful murder'.... who knows, Virgin might even pick up on the idea.
( McBadger COW, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:24, Reply)

Clothing brands reinvented.
Clothing brands are boring. fruits of the loom?! nike!?
make subtle changes to the names of popular brand names for different situations and customers. banana republic becomes banana dictatorship, nike becomes pikey. let your imagination run wild!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:31, Reply)

Saddam Is To Hang...
....Boring, how would you execute him?
( Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, Reply)

BBC
Logos.

Can't remember seeing these as a compo.

Have a look here



for inspiration
( Schrodinger, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:54, Reply)

We all know you cannot leave B3ta ,but how would you try to escape?

( CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:23, Reply)

Who needs a statue?
Who would you like covered in pidgeon poo, plus where would you erect it?

Hehehehe, I said "erect".
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:01, Reply)

Photoshop this pic of Paul McCartney
http://www.boycott-canada.com/assets/images/large_images/0386.jpg
( Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:35, Reply)