
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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Knitting is kind of like pixels, sort of...
Go on, think how nice a chump tea cosy would look.
( , Fri 13 Jan 2006, 22:38, Reply)

We would all be driving rocket cars and living on the moon today, giving orders to annoyingly bleeping robots and the like.
( , Fri 13 Jan 2006, 19:55, Reply)

and other TV shopping channels - aren't they all a load of shite. Shop their products
(Mind you, some just don't need it)
( , Wed 11 Jan 2006, 21:23, Reply)

from thieving bastards who climb through windows
( , Wed 11 Jan 2006, 21:22, Reply)

i.e AIDS: because lifes too short
or Cancer: now with 20% less fat
or something
( , Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:46, Reply)

Films based on unsuitable sources ("Introduction to Linguistics: The Movie") or incredibly stupid remakes ("The Birds 2010: Seagulls vs. Eagles vs. Helicopters over Hollywood," starring Paula Abdul)
( , Tue 10 Jan 2006, 8:26, Reply)

What with the way the mainstream parties are behaving these days, it is becoming harder and harder for the Loonies to distinguish their policies from the rest - hedgehog underpasses just aren't going to cut it anymore.
Shop them some new policies.
( , Fri 6 Jan 2006, 1:49, Reply)

meat vs Veg.
what would win, a chicken leg or a lump of cheese?
( , Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:27, Reply)

would be much enriched I believe by the screening of 'how many times can my girlfriend extract a thatch of fluff from my overly-hairy belly button with me subsequently forgetting she has done so until the next time she does it'.
( , Tue 3 Jan 2006, 16:46, Reply)

I suggest nicely animated mortality plays centering about our favourite media whores. Paris Hilton burned at the stake? Ainsley Harriot roasted on the spit? Jeremy Paxman, gagged and grilled? break out the popcorn.
( , Tue 3 Jan 2006, 2:26, Reply)

Every little helps
Just do it
Making life taste better
Reassuringly Expensive
( , Mon 2 Jan 2006, 22:16, Reply)

"the dogs of war"
"do you know who i am?"
"what's in your wallet?"
( , Mon 2 Jan 2006, 17:24, Reply)


Stargate SG-1 is more popular than ever now, lets do what b3tans do best and make fun of it somehow!
( , Fri 30 Dec 2005, 15:56, Reply)

bad New Years resolutions...
-or-
New Year's Resolutions gone awry.
( , Thu 29 Dec 2005, 22:14, Reply)

tired of fluff? since so many people spend all their time making fluff, lets PANDA to their whim(sorry!) jedi fluff, light OR dark side.
( , Thu 29 Dec 2005, 10:21, Reply)

I want to see some b3tan innovation adverts.
( , Tue 27 Dec 2005, 4:40, Reply)

Look at this fractal goose by Leningrad:
www.b3ta.com/board/5474306
Little fleas have littler fleas, with littler fleas to bite 'em.
Littler fleas have littler fleas, so on ad infinitum.
Make fractals out of everyday objects.
( , Sun 25 Dec 2005, 2:28, Reply)
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