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Monty Boyce asks: Have you ever had a real-life meet with somebody you first knew from the internet? How did it go? How long until the Asbo expires?

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:43)
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I haven't met her yet.....
My marriage was loveless and.. abusive, I guess. I tried to leave a million times and always failed, gave in. I joined Tumblr, and got a lovely message from a girl from the USA. We got chatting, found that we both got one another's sense of humour. She helped me find strength, an interest in art, unlocked my passion for writing, and helped me in ways I cannot even describe.

I finally left my wife in March. After difficult times, I truly believe we are in love (and so does she), and, around 1500 hours of skype sessions, hours on the phone, MSN chats, kik messenger chats, photos, videos, voice messages, and around 30,000 emails later, I really think this is go. We meet a week before Christmas, after a few false starts due to illness and my divorce. So no, I haven't met her yet, but I will soon, and this is probably the most important meeting of my life.

Yes, I'm a slushy fuck.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 2:14, 48 replies)
Good luck dude
let us know how you go :)
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:19, closed)
I Too Look Forward To Meeting You Presley
Yours For Ever Dr Mariam Akinwunda, Daughter Of The President Of Wakanda(Deceased).
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:19, closed)
Wakanda doesn't even have a president.
He's going to be so embarrassed.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:56, closed)
Well, it has a guy in charge.
I think he belongs to an American counterculture group though.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:47, closed)
Actually I think the man you're referring to recently moved to New York. This meeting will not go well.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:08, closed)
So you abused your wife, left her for someone you met on the internet, and you still haven't actually met them?
It's a guy, dude.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:56, closed)
Missed by a mile
In your haste to demonstrate your sneering, you're being very inaccurate.

He says it was an abusive relationship - doesn't say who.
He left his wife - doesn't say he left her FOR internet woman - maybe it was time the relationship ended?

Try and have some joy in your soul for your fellow man...you never know, it might just make you a bit likeable....
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:42, closed)
Oh man, I think we've found VP's date here, going by the standard of white knighting here.

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:07, closed)
White Knight says
You're the biggest self-satisfied fuckwit on here.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:14, closed)
Calm down love, he's already said he thinks he loves you.
You'll have your green card in no time.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:52, closed)
I can see that you aren't upset on the internet
maybe you better not take a deep breath and whatever you do don't go for a quick walk.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:05, closed)
Fuck off and go marry WW AB

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:41, closed)
Well, that was out of the blue.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:54, closed)
Oh man, Badger status:
[ ] Not told
[ ] Told
[x] Stone TOLD Steve Austin
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, closed)

Cheers. Yeah, abuse was her side, and I didn't leave my wife for the American girl, she helped me find the strength to do it, and along the way, we fell in love.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:57, closed)
This is BOUND to end well. You don't own a £150k house at all do you?

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:03, closed)

All the best. Hope it goes well.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:30, closed)
It can only go one of 53 ways
Good luck, and I hope it works out. Hell of a Christmas present.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:33, closed)

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:57, closed)
you know she's really a burly sex offender, right?

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:55, closed)
having seen some pics of the bristol bash
you ARE being ironic, yeah?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:48, closed)
oh wow. i wasn't expecting THAT.
i guess we can't all be nerdgasm material, eh?
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:19, closed)

After reading this numerous times this week I realise I'm fed up of it.

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:25, closed)
in replies is not required. Just a willingness to have a go at someone else for no reason other than to make yourself look big
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:26, closed)
Andy - it's "TRY to make yourself look big.." because it's only in his own mind that this reply is worthy of merit.

Everyone else just thinks he's a cunt.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:48, closed)
I'm a big fan of Andy, he's going to be best man at my wedding.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:54, closed)
Aww good luck
I'm happily married to my internet loverrrrr. And I was in an awful relationship when we 'met' online, he gave me the strength to end it because I knew he was waiting for me.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:49, closed)
You're a slushy fuck?
That sounds messy. Does she know what she's in for?
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:39, closed)
good luck mate

ignore the cockjuggling thundercunts above pouring their sneering derision on things as per fucking usual
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:03, closed)
oh dear. are you upset, on the internet?

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:24, closed)
oh dear. are you another sneering flapstain?

(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:57, closed)
you've got to say 'snearing flapstain, on the internet'. It makes it funny
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:25, closed)
it's not meant to make it funny
it's meant to place it in accurate perspective, and therefore hopefully make people understand that they've gone to all the effort of getting upset about some pixels on a screen.

It never works, though, so it's probably not worth the bother.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:40, closed)

I'm not sure that one has to be upset to make the observation that Janet is a sneering flapstain.

If anything it makes me feel happy.

It's just a trolling device anyway.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:46, closed)
actually, no, it's not
trolling is posting purely to provoke a reaction. That's Janet pointing out that getting upset with someone on a website over some words they wrote on a screen is fucking stupid.

The closest to a troll here is the /OP. Not of course intentionally, but you can hardly be surprised if you bear your slushy soul on here and then get these kind of comments. Or have you not actually seen how this place has worked for the last 10 years? Posts like that are like waving steak at tigers. If you want a happy fluffy bunny group hug therapy session, you're on the wrong site. Deal with it.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:40, closed)
i was looking for the opportunity to call someone a cock juggling thundercunt

it would take more than some sub par trollish cuntery to get me upset
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:57, closed)
you are Hannibal King
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:31, closed)
who the fuck is he?

yes I am a vampire detective...erm
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:49, closed)
Good Luck Matey
Hope that it works out for you.

It can work you know, I met the wife on line to start with, got on so well that when we finally met face to face we snogged each other senseless and moved in together. Been together for four years now and can honestly say that I have never been happier. have faith and be happy.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:36, closed)

This gives me a great deal of hope. Thanks for this, I know it will be the same for me and her.
(, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:58, closed)
She has AIDS

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:06, closed)
On a serious note
I managed to convince someone from this website to chat me up on MSN on Valentine's day, I've received countless sweaty Gazzes as well.

Its a troll, you've been trolled.

You'll turn up and there will be some 15 year old dressed as Rick Astley who will video you sobbing and post it on youtube.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:08, closed)
Don't be coy here Wormy, we all know it was Sexface that tried it on with you, via MSN.

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:16, closed)
Oh Sexface, the cheeky scamp
What hasn't he been up to.
Chatting up trolls, linking MW to kiddy-diddling websites...
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:18, closed)
I look forward to a post from you in two years time which goes something like this
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12, closed)
Betrand Russell -
'Never let yourself be diverted by what you wish to believe, but look only and surely at what are the facts and what is the truth that the facts bear out.'
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:14, closed)
Seriously when are these motherfuckers going to learn?

(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:28, closed)
God luck, you're going to need it.
If you are REAL fucking lucky
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:37, closed)

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