Fucking Marks and Spencers changing the food all around every five fucking minutes so I go in quickly at lunch and I have to search for everything again while dodging fucking zombie 90 year olds with their shopping trolleys.
I am so going to write to their customer complaints dept this weekend.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, 1 reply)

I have an utter irrational hatred of the fact that
the things that my parents have an irrational hatred of, have now become things that I have an irrational hatred of. One such thing is the phrase "off of", such as "Hi i'm John, off of London". No you're not, you are John FROM London. I guess I am just a chip off of the old block
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, 1 reply)

when my wife and I are playing COD
And. The kids are all like "mommy, daddy, look"
"daddy I poo pooed."
"mommy I hungry."

Fuckin three year olds.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:43, 4 replies)

Okay, this is totally irrational
There's a guy who I've been doing some work for. He's higher up in the organisation than I am, and also older than I am, yet he insists that everyone calls him "B". That's it, just "B". He's a grown man who still goes by a nickname.

The smug, irritating, motherfucking cunt.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:43, 3 replies)

the fact that
we seem to have hundreds of grumpy b3tards

yet only a couple of hundred people have had nights out gone wrong.

:(
(Catch21, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:43, 3 replies)

Speling and gramer
For using "it's" instead of "its", "must of" instead of "must have" and sticking a bloody apostrophe before every "s" at the end of a word, professional signwriters, authors and even some journalists should be sent back in time and forced to go to school all over again.
( Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:42, 1 reply)

People on Facefuck....
who write 'ur' for 'your' or 'you're'....
Surely if you're too fucking lazy to write the real word, it'd be yr and not ur.

Ur just says urgh to me.
( Sallyrsm, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:42, 2 replies)

I'll only mention
using "your" instead of "you're".

Too angry to continue....
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Too Rational...
I seem to be able to come up with a rationale for everything I hate and I hate myself for it...
( z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Gypsies & lucky heather
1. I've never seen a decent enough Return on Investmnet on any previous purchase
2. The only unique selling point about your product is that its lucky
3. The presentation of the product in tin foil reminds me of junkies
4. Your big dangly earings distract me from any potential purchase

AND

5. I hate most words begining in 'GYP' this includes Gypsum, Gypsy, Gypsters, Gypsophila, Gyppers
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:26, 1 reply)

Actual irrational hatred: Spider webs
I'm not overly keen on spiders, but they don't send me mental like Mrs Vagabond (honestly - she's unique and lovely in so many ways, but when it comes to spiders she turns into an absolute stereotype girly), but the webs - god the webs! Argh! They proper send me spastic - I hate everything about them, including the sound and feel - argh I'm getting upset just thinking about it - when they snap. Ugh. Have to go and twitch now.

Ergh.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:25, 11 replies)

Shopping trolleys with machine guns on....
So i can shoot the people who decide to stand in the middle of the aisles and have a discussion....espcailly when the place is really busy!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:22, 3 replies)

This makes perfect sense
*EDIT*

I hate Scarpe!




When I'm in a car: Everyone else in cars, on foot or on a bike.
When I'm walking: Everyone in cars and on a bike.
When I'm on a bike: Everyone in cars and on foot.

Whenever I drive with a passenger, I take great delight in pointing out how everyone else cannot drive. I think I'm turning into Jeremy Clarkson :(
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:19, 2 replies)

The get/have annoyance
People who go to the bar and instead of saying “Can I have a pint of Grolsh” they say “Can I get a pint of Grolsh”. Much as the bar person would probably prefer you to get it your bloody self that’s not what you’re actually asking to do, is it?
(In Your Way, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:14, 5 replies)

Fuckers who park too close.
Besides the parental spaces issue, I HATE coming back to my parked car to find some cunt has parked 6 inches away from my drivers side doors and left a whopping great gap on their other side to ease their own alightment.

It's so annoying to try to squeeze in while my zip/buttons/keys are scraping up and down the side of their car! Once both of my temporary carparking neighbours looked like they'd side-swiped barbed wire fences by the time I gave up and climbed through the boot.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:04, 3 replies)

Not sure if this is off topic because ...
... as far as I'm concerned this is a totally RATIONAL hatred.

I fucking detest these people who take their children to the supermarket a have them standing in the trolleys. Who knows what they've been walking through and so potentially transferring onto people's foodstuffs.

And that's not to mention the spineless managers who are too lilly-livered to tell their customers to get their kids the fuck out of the trolleys (often as per the instructions illustrated on the trolley handles). Cunts ... one and all.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:04, 10 replies)

Tescos
I suppose its not irrational, it's very very rational.

Their pricing is clever - you might think its cheaper, but it really isnt. The endless deals mask the real intention which is to distract you from the fact that the things you buy at 'normal' price to make up for the 'saving' from the deal. On a large scale, this makes them more expensive. For example, they know that someone who buys X, also buys Y. X is currently on 3 for 2 (3 for 2? Rarely is that a useful deal. How many people go in for 1 but buy 3 thinking they're on to a bargain). However, they also buy Y, which they have neglected to notice, has gone up in price, saving you precisely fuck all.

The only way to beat it is to go in regularly, and only buy things that you usually need when theyre on offer - and only after comparing online with the other supermarkets.

So my irrational hatred? People who dont check what they're buying and just blindly buy "bargains".
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:58, 3 replies)

Bought and brought...
People using the word 'brought' when they mean 'bought' really really fucks me off. Especially as the 1st people I heard using it were working in my office... in the SALES department.

It seems to be a mark of intelligence as the 2 scrap yards on the road we used to live on (rent was cheap) also used it on their signs: 'cars brought for cash' and 'scrap brought 4 cash'.

Also, people in shit cars sitting in the overtaking lane of 2 lane motorways/A roads (hello all you A42 fans) when there's nothing in the inside lane for about 2 miles... I can go faster than you and I would rather not have to dive up the inside to prove it!

And... R&B
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:57, 2 replies)

Since we've pretty much
abandoned the 'irrational' bit of the question, here's a list of grammar/spelling mistakes on emails from people at work.

- 'What's your rational?'
- 'I would of...'
- 'Its lost it's way'
- 'I heard your coming on Thursday?'

When we recruited a couple of graduates, I had to hold a quick training session to explain the correct use of apostrophes. These people have degrees. I just don't understand how you can get a degree and not be able to write. Youth of today, etc...

*Sods off back to dailymail.co.uk*
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:56, 1 reply)

Speedbumps
Don't bloody work, they just slow you down.....
(Inbetweendays Inbetweendays, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:53, 3 replies)

For a while, back in the day, my mate Shona used to glue dried grass to the bottom of his shoes.
It was referred to by my techy friends as the Era Shonal Hay Tread.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Middle lane drivers on the motorway
We should be allowed to engage in motorway dodgems and bump the bastards off the road
(Inbetweendays Inbetweendays, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:42, 7 replies)

People who tell you they 'don't do' stuff
"My car's broken"
"Get the bus then."
"Sorry, I don't do buses"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:41, 2 replies)

a pearoast
I am a Sikh and I was working on the International Space Station recently. NASA said that because I was a Sikh, I was to wear a turban in case other Sikhs saw footage of me without one and could be offended.

I protested, saying that my space helmet wouldn't fit over it, but they were having none of it.

According to the roster, it was my turn to go outside and fix stuff. So I had to go outside, with no helmet and just a turban to protect me from the cold vacuum of space.

That certainly made my blood boil, I can tell you.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:39, 2 replies)

People who say
"What can I do you for?" and "Anyone for coffee?" making it sound a little bit like "fuck offy".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

The most annoying thing in the world.
Ball mice.

And all that brown cheese that you have to scrape out of them to get 'em working again.

Thank god they're nearly extinct.
( fr13day has everything required to be a Penguin, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:32, 4 replies)

Family Love
Mmm, a completely irrational hatred?

I simply cannot stand it when people harp on about how "happy" they are with their family life, how "blessed" they are someone has approved a request on Facebook to be known as your sibling.

Seriously? You're perfect right? So the screaming hissy fits that you have on Facebook are only signs of love? So you just brush your problems under the carpet until next time?

Either acknowledge that you're a "common" family who screams, shouts and then kisses and make up or shut the fuck up please. Your smugness in your pretense makes me want to see how far I can shove a red hot iron up your collective arses.

I did say it was irrational.
(Helo, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

People who think reproducing should entitle them to special treatment when choosing a parking space.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:31, 15 replies)

Puttng my hand in the microwave!
Makes my blood boil.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:28, 4 replies)