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This week's been all about the Daily Mail and why people love or hate their country. Tell us one thing you hate about Britain, and one thing about why you love it.
This shouldn't be an excuse for RACISTLOLS, or long lists of things you dislike. Be intelligent, be funny, and be interesting
( , Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:55)
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HKLP (holds knife like pen) scum.
Eating takeaway food on public transport
Chewing gum (admittedly I have chewed gum from time to time ergo – I am a peasant)
ASDA
Children with pierced ears
Eating crisps (see chewing gum)
Stella Artois
Restaurants with pictures of the food on their menu
Three quarter length trousers on blokes
ARGOS
Showing too much cleavage/thigh/leg or wandering around the town centre on a sunny day with no shirt
Hair ‘scrunchies’ worn around the wrist
‘Leisurewear’
Spitting
Sniffing
Lambrini
Driving around in a tarted up Nova playing drum and bass and saying ‘innit’ a lot
Football shirts
Love bites
Wearing your slippers to the shops
Asking people to remove their shoes in your house FUCK OFF this is not the 1700’s I do not have clods of fucking manure stuck to me
Smacking children
Smoking in public places (awaits flaming) and yes I used to smoke
Tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks just what is is that about
Impetigo
Tattoos
Hen nights – pissed up braying tarts, lovely
Eating in supermarket ‘canteens’
Rolling up the end of the toothpaste tubes – gladly this is a dying practice due to plastic tubes
Musical doorbells
Plastic fucking butterflies on the outside of your chavvy bastard house
Gold jewelry
Covers for phones ipods etc
Excessive Christmas decorations
Eating a donner kebab in the street
People who put harnesses on bull terriers
Eating at a Harvester ‘Pub’ - whats with the fucking wooden spoon nonsense. And i'll pay AFTER i've eaten thank you.
People who crunch ice cubes
Artex
Laminate flooring
‘settee’ it’s a sofa you fucking pleb
‘Spag Bol’
Monobloc where you used to have a lawn and now you park your Vauxhall on it
Vauxhalls
The Welsh
Fat people (see ASDA/ supermarket ‘canteens’)
Drinking from a can of lager on a train
Fluffy toys on the parcel shelf/dashboard
The vast majority of frozen food (except peas obviously)
Marrowfat peas
Americans
People who don’t like seafood – invariably scum
Bingo
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:10, 45 replies)
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carrying keys with excessive key fobs and widgets on them
wearing a shirt darker than your tie
women dancing in their bare feet
women walking home after a night at some cattlemarket in their bare feet
arguing in public
wearing a black tie to anything other than a funeral or formal occasion
pre-tied bow ties at black tie do's
put your fucking flabby midriff away woman
excessively styled hair
'popped' collars
"i aint done nuffink" and other such double negatives, split infinitives etc
car plates with an unusual font - zapf chancery all in caps - classy
getting married in a novelty setting or costume
(unless of course its a vegas elvis wedding chapel - but only if you are not american)
wearing tights with peep toe shoes
not being able to use chopsticks
... i really do have to stop
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:11, closed)
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And it seems my wants are met.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:53, closed)
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like an uptight humourless asshole and a snobbish prick to boot
You can't beat a list as an answer to a QOTW(*)
(*)you can
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:26, closed)
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just some self-important toss that's been fished out of the bin and warmed up again
see www.b3ta.com/questions/driventomadness/post1750022
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 21:54, closed)
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Or is there nothing left?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:27, closed)
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ONE thing you love, and ONE thing you hate.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:35, closed)
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That list just reads as the pampered, snobbery of a middle-class wanker
( , Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:14, closed)
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But it's no RancidRodent (mostly due to the lack of noncery, which as it doesn't appear on this list must be something he approves of)
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:43, closed)
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I don't remember Harvester ever requiring payment before the food arrived.
I assume you do realise that a list of this magnitude makes you out to be some sort of cunt?
Reading over it again, how is impetigo "chavvy"?
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:02, closed)
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I suppose I'd better kill myself.
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because geold is saowh orrfully valgar, y'knaow
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:25, closed)
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chavs were people of lower socio-economic strata that insult and assault innocent people as a way to express their personal sovereignty.
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most university towns are full of them
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Although the Artex isn't by choice (whoever owned my house previously thought 'decorating' was synonymous with 'cover it all in textured multicoloured shit').
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What do you say about that, hey?
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Stop living in fucking Hull then if you dislike it that much.
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You are in my head! I could have written all of those hahaha
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possibly made out of lead, cast into the shape of a tower block
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I always associate these with swimming coaches and paedofiles, with the further assumption that the Venn diagram shows a significant overlap.
( , Wed 9 Oct 2013, 18:37, closed)
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They're not chavvy:
www.audioaffair.co.uk/product_4588
;-)
( , Thu 10 Oct 2013, 8:54, closed)
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