Three Wolves T-shirt
Anyone else read the fantasic reviews of this product on Amazon.com?

It's now top of my Christmas wish list
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:38, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just read through an entire home sweet home thread
and it seems to be full of prophecy:

* I do indeed feel like I just drank a bottle of mouthwash
* Pixels on the screen cause a lot of arguments, many of which are completely unintelligible.

Unfortunately, it didn't predict any specific arguments and it was about as offensive as one of my gran's christmas jumpers. So no clues here.

At risk(*) of earning myself a kicking too: What the fuck is everyone so upset about? And more to the point, why does it matter?

* because I honestly care...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to win this week as well.
You know that right?
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:01, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a new favourite picture!
It's in replies.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:52, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a question too
Would you rather:

A: Be given £10,000 or

B: Receive oral sex from a person of your choice everyday for a year.

Note: you can't spend the £10k on sexual favours.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:44, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've decided that I have penis envy
Tell me all about your cocks so I can feel more envy.

Let me rephrase. Tell me about the best blowjob you ever received.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:43, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

At last
a promising QOTW
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Oh bugger
I've just realised I still have that spare Blur ticket. I have several options- a birthday present for a mate, perhaps taking an old school friend with me (but who is one of the most emotionally needy people I have ever met), or seeing if anyone from here still wants it. Help!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:08, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wormulus wins!
FINISH HIM!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:59, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Alex James
What an annoying dickhead - foppish, good looking, great haircuts, rich, part of a great band, shagged for Britain, drank champaign like there was no tomorrow, sniffed half of Columbia, dabbled in the space programme, now a talking head on TV, author, a cheese manufacturer and contented middle aged farmer.

Bastard.

Which twat do you secretly like?

(A night with my mum for the first person to state the obvious.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Joining QotW on a more permanent basis
I have so much to share:

Cock Tuesday
ym
My horrible rants

What do you think? am I ready to move to offtopic or am I still considered a sort of irritating /talk troll.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Guess what
I can still read threads even if I don't participate in them. Casual slagging off and bitching about me and others is rather childish.

MAN THE FUCK UP
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, 78 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ok, that HSH thread went a bit nuts
And quite quickly. I guess it was quite missed. However, a question- who can think of porn names for Hollywood films? For example, Shaving Ryan's Private's and Flesh Gordon?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 10:34, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah well, nice while it lasted....
Today's absurd question:

What's the best film that you've seen about a maze, which stars David Bowie?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:50, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Racist fail
As you all know, I'm somewhat politically motivated. I'm proud to say that my scorn knows not bias. Last night I got home to discover that a BNP leaflet had been delivered to our house.

I picked up the brightly coloured document and noted that at the very top was a photograph of a WW2 Spitfire - intended to symbolise British ingenuity and the struggle of British people against foreign oppression.

I looked closer at the black and white picture.

There on the Spitfire's nose was a Polish flag. The plane in the photograph belonged to one of the many Polish squadrons that formed part of the Royal Air Force during the war.

Now tell me all about "British jobs for British people"?

Fail.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 May 2009, 9:43, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've been playing Lemmings a lot recently
Tell me, what old game do you, my fellow OT'er, play time and time again?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:43, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woot
Penultimate day in work!

and last day I've got to wear a shirt and trousers (in this job)

Also just had a spam and egg batch which was ace!

No work to be getting on with so spending all my time reading through the top stories on QOTW!

Can this get any better?

In fact it can as I'm just off for a dump on company time
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)

It's been a while
So... soddit.

It's the



Thread.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 21 May 2009, 9:01, 196 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The voice of Micky Mouse has died
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8060619.stm

Anyone fancy the job?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How to deal with racists.
Daughter asked a question yesterday: How do you deal with racists?

She was at the park and a friend of a friend was picking on a coloured kid, calling him an animal and saying they were all scum. She was wound-up by it but unsure if she should have acted.

What advice would you offer?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:19, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Serious news for a second
Ran Fiennes has, on the third attempt, got to the top of Everest.

Good work fella!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Allegedly Answers in Exams (H/T - QuantumRisk.com)
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.!

Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarian Section.”
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome .

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?’
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 6:44, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

just for vampyrecat
Good morning VC. Can't imagine that anyone other than you and I are awake!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 21 May 2009, 4:43, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pub question
Got asked a weird question in my local tonight -

If you had to choose one of the following under pain of death which would it be and why?

a) to have every thought you have appear above your head comic book style for everyone to see

or

b) fall madly in love with every single person you ever clap eyes on.

Obviously I told my mate to fuck off and get another round in.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:36, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me and him indoors have a trip booked to New Orleans in the summer.
Height of hurricane season, but we're thoroughly looking forward to a few days away together.

What are your summer holiday plans this year?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:10, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just for HLT
If you could have anything to eat right now, what would it be?

Personally, I would like duck with hoisin sauce.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 20 May 2009, 23:01, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

here's some fluffy news
Nice man rescuing newly hatched ducklings today in Washington DC.....

news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_8050000/newsid_8059200/8059294.stm
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:05, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The apprentice
Who's watching this week?

I have to say the whole baby/children challenge is creeping me out, but then I am a certified babyeater.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:26, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)