London bash
I'd just like to say how good it was to meet so many of you on Friday night. I haven't been able to get on here so I imagine its old news now, but it will be great to be able to put faces to names now!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:55, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Has anyone else
bought the Harry Hill Jokebook? I know he's something of a Marmite comedian but the book is sheer genius.
(GONEism, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 14:19, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

awesomeness
This morning I have mostly been listening to the new Street Fighter music (the songs in-game are entirely fan-made remixes of the originals)

Get your fill of nostalga-ey goodness here
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:49, Reply)

satnav/macitosh compatability...
discuss!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 1 Dec 2008, 10:47, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

It's Monday again.

( wanderlust, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 7:47, 188 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

anyone else on facebook poker?
gaz me and we can set up a private table for b3tards...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 4:25, Reply)

Tom Green Owns Xzibit in Freestyle Battle
I like to think this type of thing goes on at b3ta qotw bashes.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebi-_o_3dgs
(lost, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 2:25, Reply)

A few days ago
Scarpe posted on Off Topic about Zahada and how he was stuck on a level.

I had no idea what he was on about so out of curiosity I googled it.

Big mistake.

I am now on level 35.

So thank you Scarpe, I now spend my free moments (when not on b3ta, obviously) bending my brain around the latest riddle or else searching google for a hint.

Excellent stuff.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 22:26, 22 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

abbreviations
I abbreviate the names of all my adv dupes on Gmod, but lately it's been getting out of control. for example: "aqcrnwuf1" which is probably "aquatic car needs wriing unfinished 1". it would have been more like "aquaticcarneedswireunfin1" a month ago.
(venort apparently exists, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 21:33, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Rooms
I started off in my parents room
At 3 months, I got my own room
I kept it for 18 years.
I got a room in Halls
I got a room in a house
Many more rooms in many more houses
I rented a whole house.
I got a tenant, and was left with half a house
I bought a whole flat
I bought a whole 2 storey,3 bed house
1 bought a whole 3 storey, 4 bed house
I moved in with my girlfriend and we shared her house
I got a spare room for clothes and it was nice
We got a baby (well a 6 month old foetus but soon...)
I have half a wardrobe in our bedroom and no spare room.

I had more room when I was 8.

I'm a bit depressed about space, but happy about, you know, baby.

(Oh and for those in the know, we're getting a Bugaboo. All the other parents can apparently "suck on this". I have no idea what she's talking about)
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 19:30, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Bit of computery help please
I'm writing up a case log for work - my first ever wooooo - and was wondering if anyone knows how to get the degrees symbol (as in 38 degrees celcius)so I don't have to keep copying and pasting it from websites.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 19:00, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Pictures from Beckys Birthday Bash
Here you go
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 17:16, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's my B3thday,
...and in honour of this momentous occasion. I'd like you all to post some of your finest erotic pictures of yourselves, and full nudity please. None of this soft focus rubbish and partly hidden behind a sheet.


Virtual cake, hugs, snogs or boob jiggling is also an option.
( girlinthehole, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 10:57, 171 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Alright you gallumphing hades monkeys
I find I have posted a question in the reply to a qotw submissal. I realise it is actually something that is bothering me greatly. So I pimp it here:

lionel blaircut
(lost, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:39, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Can anyone remember this video?
Ages ago a video was posted to the links section. It was a spoof of the UK Adverts for Think! Speed Kills. It was the one showing the little girl saying "If you hit me at 40 i have an 80% chance of living" etc. But after the girl got hit, you heard a car starting noise and she then her body slid around the town at speed driving?

Im sure its on youtube somewhere but cant find it. Was just talking about it and wanna show people :)
(Miggyman, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:42, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Good morning!
I actually ended up having a lovely Thanksgiving feast, and then went over to my boyfriends for dessert at the request of his stepdaughter.
Yesterday, I took his daughter and my other girlfriend fishing, and the 3 girls on the S.S. Girlsonlyboat outfished all the guys around us. Ha!

A good day was had by all.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:09, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

A fine example...
I just overheard a mother on the tube tell her (no more than 5 years old) son that, if he didn't "farrkin' well shuddup" she would "split his face open".

And they wonder why kids today are all stabbing and shooting each other...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:34, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

spakka's Bash pics 28-11-08
I've uploaded six bash pics from becyjsbx's bash to the b3ta bash pool. Would have taken more had my batteries not been so rubbish.

Anyway, I just want to say that you all look prettier in real life than you do on pictures. Not just the female b3tans, but the male b3tans too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:36, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

T'was a good'un
But as usual, there were toomany lovely people to talk to properly.

* hugs *

* and solidarity hugs for those who didn't make it *

So how are you coping with your post-bash hangovers?



PS. A hungover piston broke says "Hi!"
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 10:33, 181 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

shameless pimping
www.b3ta.com/questions/cringe/post315116

That is all.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:46, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

What the rotating fuck?


Quarter past eight and no evening thread, or am I the only one at home tonight?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:18, 26 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

i'm about to eat a fruity pie, made by the very sexual
Mr. Kipling.
it doens't have a fruit design on the pastry to show me what might be inside(the others have a pastry apple on the front for the apple ones....)

what do you think might be inside?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:02, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I just remembered something me and my sister used to do when we were little.
We had been dragged around some boring furniture shop (probably MFI now I think about it) for some purpose or other, and we were bored and easily distracted.

I was looking at one of the pretend rooms they have in order to show off their different sorts of shelves and things and suddenly I noticed Shelf Cat, a little carved wooden cat which was peering over the edge of one of the higher shelves. For some reason I found this absolutely hysterical and decided to share it with my sister, who also descended into a heap of mirth.

From this day on, one of us would momentarily jump onto the sofa or bed or something and pose like the cat, with just our head peering over the edge. The other one would lie on the floor and giggle at them.

We also used to draw a nose and mouth on our foreheads and sit upside down and each find the other blinking and moving their eyes hilarious.

Are normal children like this?
(Marmite Omelette ...but I feel better having screamed, don't you?, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:56, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I would just like to thank Chickenlady and the B3ta Gods.
This week I've been a bit of a moody cow and have been grumpy and sad.

This qotw has had me in stitches so far and has blown away my moodiness from whence it came.

I thank you from the heart of my bottom.

*grins*
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:06, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

b3ta.com/board/8980919

That is all.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:58, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Friends/Fans
Sorry for being a b3tard, but how does it work?

If I say I am a fan of someone, will I get updates when they write something?

I haven't used it at all yet, so am totally clueless. In fact, i only recently even noticued it tucked up there in the right hand corner.

Thanks
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:25, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'll attempt a xmas card when I get home
since all I have on here is Paint, and my sodding boss keeps walking behind me.
(GONEism, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)