T'was a good'un
But as usual, there were toomany lovely people to talk to properly.

* hugs *

* and solidarity hugs for those who didn't make it *

So how are you coping with your post-bash hangovers?



PS. A hungover piston broke says "Hi!"
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 10:33, 181 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Morning!
Glad you had a good one.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)

Hi spakkaman
hi piston, good to meet you both last night.

I never get hangovers, and I'm at shiteyfuckingshite work.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 10:47, Reply)

From the fingers of a hungover piston_broke
Morning all! I had a fab time last night, despite being insulted by possibly the most well-dressed gay guy in London. All of you were fab, which is a rare thing for me to say at a bash. I'm sorry I didn't get the chance to talk to you all, and that is something I intend to remedy at some point soon. Actually, I am planning a Northern bash at the end of February next year, should anyone be interested. Oh, and of course many thanks to Mistaspakkaman for the kind loan of crash space. And his account. Now if you'll excuse me I have a long journey back up North, some paracetamol to find and cigs to find, as I think I shared most of mine last night. Ah well!

Cheers,

piston_broke
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

piston broke has now set off for the North
and my flat feels so empty without him.

A bit like this thread.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Morning folks
Had an excellent time last night even though the pub weren't doing food ='[

Hopefully it wasn't too obvious how drunk I was feeling...
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)

feeling good
after a couple of pints of squash and some marmited toast, I'm feeling good.

Great to meet so many of you last night and hopefully I didn't waffle on too much to the people I managed to talk to.

Here's looking forward to a Christmas bash!
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)

B3tamax, b3tamax
likes to wear ties and slacks,
he can't fly, no he can't,
but he works in IT security for the third largest bank in germany,

so look out, because here comes B3TAMAX....!

There, I wrote you a theme song
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)

Just like the theme tune I wrote for you
Got home. Went out again. Got in at 6.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)

You wrote a theme tune?
Where did you disappear to last night?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:31, Reply)

Afterwards or during?
So hard to know.

And yes, how could dum dum de dum GIGANTACOCK leave your mind so fast?!
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)

During
but now it sounds like we were doing something that we definitely didn't do.

I had to leave early, and I meant to thank you and becky personally for the photo story you both made months and months and months ago.

Because Lusty wrote the full theme tune for GIGANTACOCK! Dum dum dum doesn't really count.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)

IT WAS MY IDEA.
oh the plaigarism.



Me and bex made an ill advised detour to macdonalds.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)

Morning everyone
Just a quickie to say happy b3taday Bert.

Only took a few pics coz my batteries were rubbish, but will upload them sometime today.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:37, Reply)

I didn't have any dinner last night
you could have invited me along. :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)

We asked everyone
You probably shunned us. labia and captain v came.


in your face
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:42, Reply)

It was you what done the shunning
don't make this escalate into another feud!

I wasn't asked, I could've murdered some chicken McNuggets.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)

I'm sorry.
There will be nuggets in future times.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)

Did you just apologise?
To me?

I WIN!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)

meh.
whatever.


I've had 4 hours sleep.

I'm going to go and move around a bit now. Wish me luck.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:53, Reply)

Good luck Madam Marlboro
I look forward to locking horns with you again in the near future, my B3ta-Nemesis.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)

.
I've never had a theme tune before, I am genuinely thrilled.

I also missed out on the Maccas but managed to persuade the taxi driver to go through the drive through near home so I could eat my own weight in the McDonalds Christmas menu.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)

*hungover*
What a lovely bash. Loads of people and a lovely time was had by all! Well I think so anyway. Well OK, I hade a lovely time.

There are far too many lovelies in there if you ask me!

So how is everybody today? I've been out shopping this morning and now I think I'll settle in for the day.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:44, Reply)

Dok!
*pokes ribs*
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)

Hi Captain
How's tricks?

Did you have a good one last night?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Tricks are good
And I had an excellent one last night. I think I probably drank a wee bit too much but had a great time so I'm not hugely bothered.

I think I'll be getting an early night tonight though.
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)

I think
most people drank a bit too much last night.

I know I did, but it was fun.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 13:54, Reply)

I'm also quite pround of myself
When I got in I decided I was too drunk to reply to a message on match.com. I did, however, decide to send a message explaining how awesomely sensible I'd been which didn't really make a lot of sense.

I've now been roped into an agreement that next time I'm pished I will just send a message anyway so she'll have something to laugh at =[
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Oh drunken Match.com
is the way forward. It'd give them a laugh if nothing else.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:19, Reply)

I'm still trying to wake up
I think I may have to go back to bed.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)

Madam
I wish I could, I'm babysitting my sisters two kids, and they're loud.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:25, Reply)

I didn't get to sleep
until 7:30am.


mongmongmongmong

EDIT: not the best hangover activity dok.....
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)

Oh god 07:30am *hugs*
That's bad, I got in aBOUT 04:00, and went right to sleep, got up about 10ish.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)

I went round to someone's house afterwards
Quite an epic night. But all rather good fun.

How old are your charges?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:32, Reply)

I've just woken up
and I don't get hangovers, so I'm feeling fine, just my throat hates me from smoking so much.

Thanks for coming to help me celebrate last night everyone, was a lot of fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:33, Reply)

Madam
They're 10 and 8, and a right nightmare.

Becky, I wish I didn't get hangovers. *hugs* It was a pleasure helping you celebrate, it was a great night.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)

aw bex
it was a good night all round methinks.

Not hungover, just monged.

bleurgh.

EDIT: bloody hell dok, not a good combination.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah, monged is a good way of describing me today
I think because I went to bed around 4ish and then slept for so long.

Dok, if they're 8 and 10, put them in front of the tv or a playstation and you'll have peace and quiet for a while at least, no need to entertain them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)

Happy birthday Bert.
Hello everyone else.

I am alive and well in Norf London. Nice fecking bash last night.
( thealternativefact, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)

oi oi clenders
I think I might have been a tad lairy last night.
Possibly.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:43, Reply)

Becky
I have, they just have the attention span of gnats.

Drixy, how are you you lovely person? See I was good last night!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)

Madam
You were, but so was I until I took myself off for a walk around the block. Getting lairy is the only way to cope with other b3tans fit in with our dear friends.

Dok, you were surprisingly good. Well, with me anyway - I can't vouch for others...
( thealternativefact, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:46, Reply)

Nings Clenders
glad you got back ok

Dok, if you keep hold of the remote and flick channels every two minutes it'll keep their attention a bit more. Failing that, lock them in a cupboard and threaten to release the spiders.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:47, Reply)

altenatively you could staple them to the floor.
or try and get them to see if they can tape themselves to the wall with gaffer tape.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)

Hey Becks
*hugs*
Thanks for the nice text messages last night. Everything seems to be fine :)
( thealternativefact, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)

Ooh I did the gaffer tape to the wall one when I was a kid
my mum went mental when it took off half the wallpaper when I was freed, but it was a lot of fun.

Most welcome Clenders, I think Wookie and I have more than a little of mother hen syndrome, even when we know that people are more than capable of looking after themselves!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:53, Reply)

I've always wanted to do that!
I think I'm a bit big for it now. And mature, obviously....

bex and wookie- honoury parents of b3tafolk.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)

Drixy, I was wasn't I
Becky I may just lock them in the shed with the spiders, but I think they'd like that. I think I sit them down and put on Serenity, that may work.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)

MM
Obviously you're too mature to try gaffa taping yourself to the wall but what about the ceiling?
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)

capv
This is true. Taping oneself to the ceiling would be classed as SCIENCE.

I trust you removed your grip from the chair?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 14:59, Reply)

I'd forgotten about the chair
I did manage to free myself from it. I think I started to sober up again a little bit which was good. Next bash I wont make the mistake of relying on the pub for food *grumbles*
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)

That was fairly rubbish
Next pub needs to be rung up beforehand and a menu posted.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)

Becky
It was nice to have you both there!

Wookiee was very entertaining later when we ended up in Camden, going all emo to Fall Out Boy (ffs) and dancing in such a way that Bill felt compelled to enquire after his health.
*sniggers*

Poor V - all that talk of chips at six, only to be told the kitchen was shut.
( thealternativefact, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:02, Reply)

I tried hard
But I think I need to go back to bed.

catchyallater x
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:05, Reply)

As MM said
It was rubbish although not quite as rubbish as my lame attempt at trying to find food. Still, it meant I spent less on alcomohol and I've still got most the money I got out for the night =]
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:07, Reply)

I had forgotten
How slow trains to Sheffield were... Still it could be worse, I could be travelling in the company of the Chuckle Brothers. My head still hurts despite good sushi and green tea but I reckon all in all it was worth it. Thanks for a great bash everyone!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)

Piston...
Pleasure to meet you! Bit of a crazy bash, so I didn't get to talk to you as much as I'd have liked, but really glad you made it down.
( thealternativefact, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Lovely meeting you too Piston
I'm off to watch a film and probably sleep some more, then do some work type stuff.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Afternoon!
I'm on the train home now, and feel completely spaced out. Last night was a damn good laugh, and it was an honour and a pleasure to meet all you lovely people!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:21, Reply)

Labs!
You're lovely.

Is Badger with you?
( thealternativefact, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:23, Reply)

Piston & Lab
It was great meeting both of you last night.

The bash was fantastic.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:26, Reply)

Clenders
Yep, she says Hi! It was lovely to meet you too, and you Herr Dok :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Glad you both visited!
Hope you have a safe trip home.
( thealternativefact, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)

Well
I got home ok, ate enough food for 3 people between kings cross and hotel in Cambridge, had 4 hours sleep and now im at work, hurrah!

good to see you all
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:38, Reply)

spakka's bash pics
have arrived!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:39, Reply)

Halfy
No more whining about being a boring b3tan from you in future. You were a pleasure to meet.

Hey Spak! I didn't talk to you much last night.
( thealternativefact, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:40, Reply)

Hey all
I trust you all had fun at the bash last night? I ended up at a fkat warming until some time far into the morning.

All well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:42, Reply)

@piston broke
Glad you managed to catch the train. Say hi to 'the old place' for me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)

Greetings POD
@clenders: Likewise. There's just so many people to talk to that it's just not possible to properly chat with them all. There were several out tonight who I had never met in the real-world before. Also, this was the 3rd bash I was with with DiT, and we finally had a chat - albeit a brief one.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)

hmm
i was a bit loud, sorry everyone!

Also had a fatal fag, was coasting along nicely on the drunk front and then BAM! halfway through a smoke everything goes a bit woozy, and halfy surrenders and goes home.

Labia, we must have a proper Coat comparing competition next time, none of these leather capes for us!!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)

lab Give Badger a *big hug* from me.
Hlafy, good to meet you, glad you got back OK
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:55, Reply)

In other news
I think I'm coming down with the flu. This morning, I had a bit of a cough, and now, have a headache and am feeling cold.

I just hope it clears in time for tomorrow when I'm heading up North to meet some friends.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)

Hug delivered Dok!
Halfy, you're on there! Just give me time to get the buttons sewn back on ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Gah!
I think everyone's now afraid to catch my flu.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)

I've just realised
that I may have been drunker than I thought I was last night.

oh dear.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)

Afternoon MM
Have a good back-to-sleep?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)

I think it helped
still not in a state to get any work done though, so I'm twatting about online.

I think I jumped on wanderlust cowgirl style and dry humped her.

I'm well classy like.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)

That's pretty classy
I can't be bothered to do work, but I'm somehow managing to get some stuff done. Go me!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)

Well done indeed
I'm feeling pretty organised. I managed to get everything I need done for monday on thursday so I don't feel too shite about my lack of action today.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:16, Reply)

@ Madam
You did! I was quite shocked... but anyways. Home safe now, giggling at that solitary pic of me looking silly, and pissed, as per usual. Spak, you do know how to get my good side :P.

Right, now I have to get ready for another night out! I must be insane...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)

When I drink
I get lairy with ladies.

Ah well, could have been worse. How are you doing piston?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:24, Reply)

I'm grand thanks!
Yourself too, I hope. I need to feed and shower myself in the next 30 mins, should be fun! This morning's hangover evaporated somewhere between Leicester and Derby, so all told, not bad! Right, and with that, I'm going to go and cover myself in hot, soapy suds. Enjoy that thought, fact fans.

Bye!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:41, Reply)

I'm back home :)
Was totally awesome meeting everyone. I think I was pretty drunk, I have recollections of lapdances, motorboating and general inappropriate behaviour :p

Also MM I am really sorry again I smacked you in the face :s
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:42, Reply)

Hey Badgerface
You had a fun time then in that scary capital place?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:48, Reply)

as I said badge
I generally twat myself in the face several times a day. It's good to have a change now and again : )
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:48, Reply)

I managed to
smack Lab in the face later as well! I think I was just too excited :p

Hey PoD, it was awesomness.

I may order a dominos. It's expensive but so so so so so good. And that will sort out lunch tomorrow as well!

The Dominos man was angry and scared me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:50, Reply)

How will it do lunch tomorrow too?
You clearly aren't eating the pizza right if it takes two days. Half an hour max, I would say :p
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 17:59, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm back in the room!
Glad to hear everyone had an awesome time. And Badger, I do recall the motorboating rather well. Or, should I say, the explanation of what it is.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:01, Reply)

I don't tend to
eat much *shrugs* Haven't eaten today though so I may nom it all.

nomnomnomnom

Thanks PB I like to give practical demonstrations
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:01, Reply)

I had breakfast and lunch
Within about 2 hours of each other today, and dinner beckons me soon. Plus I've been eating crisps and sweets and other sugary rubbish all afternoon.

It's a good way to procrastinate.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:03, Reply)

Badger... I never actually got to see a practical demonstration
Worse luck. Right, I'm off to Leeds to get drunk. Again. Bye!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)

Evening folks
I've decided that motorboating with glasses on isn't the most practical way to do it.

I can't believe how little I've done today. It's awful.
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)

V!
*hugs* You're awesome :)

Shut up and eat your cake!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:18, Reply)

oh god
please, no more cake!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:20, Reply)

Heh
Thanks! T'was excellent spending time between your breasts with you too.

I kinda fancy some more cake now you've mentioned it. I'll have to see if we've got any about anywhere.

Sounds like dinner is ready so I'm off. Catch you all later.

:edit: On returning it seems like I've borked the thread. Time for some Blackadder then.
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 18:22, Reply)

Herro
I've made it home after a day slobbing around the city.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:16, Reply)

How do?
Does anyone fancy doing my shift tomorrow so I can get pissed on Scotch, watch In Bruges and try and scuttle the wife?

£10 to any willing parties :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:30, Reply)

Swan
Is that a £10 on top of 'your' earnings, or £10 straight?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Damn.
I suspected I banked too much upon the economic situation to think I could get away with it for a crafty tenner.

I wannawannawannawanna get pissed up! Wah!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:42, Reply)

can we
scuttle your wife for a tenner please?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Hi Efel!
And all you other lovely OTers!

After a late night I spent most of the day slobbing about in bed and finally got up at six to hit the local.

How are you all this fine post bash recovery evening?
(bill, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)

I'll scuttle you for free
Halfy.


Billip, I am all fine and dandy.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)

@ Halfy
Saves me a job ... Get cracking!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Do watch In Bruges
Not only is it an OK film but I managed to piss off the people I was watching it with by keeping up a narrative of resturant, bar and cafe reviews throughout the film!

"Oh, I've been to that bar. Nice atmosphere but the barman was a bastard" and similar. :-)
(bill, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:00, Reply)

I watched it a while ago
but the missus has never seen it and has been near cuffing me round the head when I laughed at the more inappropriate bits :)

This said, it looks like a nice place - Is this so?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:31, Reply)

ooh people
Hello people!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Very nice.
As a kid we often used to holiday in south Holland and would stop off in Bruges for lunch on the way. It's a lovely place to wander around and see the architecture and stuff and having visited later the night life is ok too.

The clock tower from the pivotal scene gives a good view of the town from above.
(bill, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Tidy
Sounds like a good place.

Hey TGB - I had to look up motorboating ... How sheltered am I?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Aww very Swan :p
Yeah Bert and I gave a practical demonstration last night.

I fear I am going to get a reputation for myself what with the feeling up of people, dancing and motorboating...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Fantastiche!
Sounds like a good night - Reputations such as that are a worthy prize!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Anyone still here?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Lurking
but thinking about ciggies, cup o' tea and then bed.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)

I really have to stop sleeping during the day
as I just woke up and feel like crap now. Plus I just looked at my phone and have 5 texts from my friends wondering where I am, since I was supposed to meet them for birthday drinks this afternoon. Crap.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:56, Reply)

The kettles just boiled
Swan shall I make you a brewski?

I am here for a bit still!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:56, Reply)

eh it's good now and again bex
still going out?

wassup vesta and badge?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Ahhhhhhh Tea!
Yes please - That'd be most welcome.

I'll provide chocolate digestives ..... Mmmm, dunky goodness.

Edit. Not a lot MM, Shattered from work but all is well. You any perkier than earlier?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:58, Reply)

finished work
and now tucked up in bed!

Evening all
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 21:59, Reply)

'Ning
It's bloody cold oop north. Our car looks like a Christmas cake...

Good bash last night then, judging by all the hungover sleepy people.

A generic thanks to all those who sent positive vibes to my better half as well, following last week. You is all made of win.

:-)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)

I'm half here Miss M
Mobile posting from the pub as per usual!

Nice to see you last night.

Alothough I'm still cringing slightly at vocalizing the Shane Vendrell quote.

On that note I just watched the final episode of The Shield and was very impressed, it's a good sign when I've taken the last few hours absorbing the finale. I haven't seen such a good closing since The Wire's final episode a while ago.
(bill, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)

MM
that Richard advert is on right now!

In bed already? If I had a TV in my room I'd never get out of bed, which is why ! don't have one!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Ey folks
Watching dodgeball ftw!

Hope you're all having good evenings.

:edit: Badger! How are your sweet sweet loins? =p
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:01, Reply)

MM: Nah, I was supposed to meet them
around 5ish, so have sent apology texts and waiting on a reply now. It's warm in here and House is on.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:06, Reply)

badger
me and my flatmate have taken to singing our dance remix version at the telly whenever it comes on

EDIT: bex, that is reason enough to never leave your room again
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)

House is awesome
I am working my way through it from the beginning :)

Got my housemate addicted to it as well *evil glees*

MM I would like to hear that!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)

it's mostly
no limits, but with na na, na na na na, na na na na, and that's what killed richard.

I probably should get out more...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:10, Reply)

I've seen them all before
as I watched all the seasons when I was unemployed earlier this year, but can't resist if an episode comes on that I can't remember the final diagnosis of right away ;)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)

Evening all
How are we all this fine evening? All nicely recovered now?

It's cold here, and it seems annoyingly cold in my bed. Grr.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Ive had a shit afternoon at work
and back there at 8am so bed is where im staying for as long as humanly possible!

plus its toasty and the rest of the place is ccccold
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:17, Reply)

I might make it to bed
in a minute.

In other news:
Had a craving for orange juice recently.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:21, Reply)

bill
you know that final episode is based on a real life event?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Hi PoD
I was earlier, but then a nap felt like a good idea. How are you tonight?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:26, Reply)

I'm not bad, Becky
Just been doing work this evening, looking up journals and the like. Boring stuff.

Now I'm lying in bed, and wishing I was warmer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:32, Reply)

I'm a cockney chutney farmer
How's yer beans?
(lost, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

Right you sexual lot
I've finished watching dodgeball so I'm going to climb into bed and watch my favourite comedy ever: Airplane!
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)

farming cockney chutney
they're doing well.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Flesh:
I didn't, I'll have to have a google in the morning now that it won't be a spoiler anymore!
(bill, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:40, Reply)

Well if you will insist on living in Scotland...
,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)

Airplane is the best movie ever
According to the monthly comedy club organised by and attended by a confederacy of South American cocaine farmers - well, they needed something to do. They are twinned with the pilots' canteen at Birmingham airport.
(lost, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:43, Reply)

I'll pass you
the wiki link
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)

Airplane is brilliant
I only have a copy on VHS though and I don't have a video player. *sads*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:46, Reply)

VHS?
What is this you speak of?

I only know of B3tamax and Laserdiscs.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Thanks!
I shall read it in sober mode tomorrow!
(bill, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Well look away now Ethel
Because I am streaming TV from 4OD! Devil technology indeed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)

KGB
Witch! Burn her!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:50, Reply)

hahahah
The IT Crowd gets better and better!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:52, Reply)

LOL Ethel!
I've just remebered telling b3tamax that it was nice to meet someone more interested in quality than staying power, maybe I should have been clearer that I was referring to his username and the whole VHS vs. B3ta battle as it might have come across as instulting otherwise!
(bill, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 22:56, Reply)

Bill
I remember being pissed when VHS won and we had to get rid of our betamax machine. I loved it dearly as the quality was so much better and it was a cool toploader one instead of the boring regular ones.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:00, Reply)

Bill
I was smelling b3tamax so I wouldn't worry about it too much :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Trust you Billip!
I told him he looked like a guy on Live At The Apollo, he thought I meant Jack Dee and got all upset.

I meant Michael McIntyre :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:02, Reply)

michael macintyre
told me i could stand under his umberella

ella

ella
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:03, Reply)

I'm too restless to stay in bed
I've still not watched any of the second series of the IT crowd let alone the third. Loved the first one though so I'll have to get the second on dvd or something.

Random airplane quote: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

:edit: If we're going to sing songs I suppose I ought to join in.

I kissed a boy and I liked it, taste of his cherry chapstick, I kissed a boy just to try it, I hope his girlfriend don't mind it...
( Captain V, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:04, Reply)

I still pine for my amiga
.. I learned machine code for that baby.. she was gorgeous.. I'd play any of the games I played on her now, despite not being interested in computer games beyond "buzz the music quiz" these days. My amiga was mi amiga.. la hecho de menos.. I miss her..
(lost, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)

Stop
calling me Shirley.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:06, Reply)

I don't remember who that is but,
He did have a little bit of Jack Dee about him!

Still, I got compared to someone off Stargate Atlantis so who am I to talk! ;-)
(bill, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:10, Reply)

I'm off to bed methinks
Shame its not to growl at the badger, unless theres any offers?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:14, Reply)

I kissed a grill and I got burnt
waited until the toast had been turned
(lost, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)

groooooowwwlllll..
..growly growl. I'm being a growler. Hear me growl. RRuuuaaarrrggggghhhhhhhhh! Uhuh huh. I'm a lunatic werewolf on the one night of the year when I can steal your souls and draw crudely drawn cocks on them and stuff. So hear me growl. qwbuigduyfvbeafveauifvafsvsdunrrrrroooooooaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(lost, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:17, Reply)

Lost
The growling is very nice.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)

lost
is everything ok in your head?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:23, Reply)

Lost
Have you turned into Bert?

Edit: Bollocks I just remembered I forgot to get a picture of AlBertKaol last night.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)

My head is happy
Hear me bert loudly.

I am merely drunk.
(lost, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:25, Reply)

Lost
That's the spirit :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)

I love on
dramas when someone has collapsed/vomited up blood/cut off their arm someone else will yell "call an ambulance" *pause* "now!" as if the person with the phone will look at the twitching body and say "Nah I think we can wait another 5 minutes"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:48, Reply)

I've actually experienced people dithering over calling 999 IRL
I witnessed a guy on a bike colliding with a truck near where I live, so ran over and started doing basic first aid. I didn't have my phone on me, so asked if any of the growing number of gawpers and well meaning by standers would call for an ambulance. No one pulled out their phone for a good minute or so as they were watching the tendons in the cyclists foot twitch.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Hmm I guess
I have under-estimated how stupid people are.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)

People are the reason
why I got out of regular customer service as I couldn't take the inanity of their questions. On my leaving day of my last maddening job I got a postcard which I've always treasured from a friend. It bears the legend, 'Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups'.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 23:55, Reply)

The General Public
do astound me with their stupidity.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:09, Reply)

But if you correct them
then obviously you're being rude and obnoxious and must be reported to your manager immediately. No matter how nice I was to them, I'd always get shat on so decided it was time to get a job where I wouldn't want to kill people at closing time.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:13, Reply)

Becks
I can't remember which Terry Pratchett it's from but the statement "A crowd is only as smart as the square root of its number of people" has always stuck with me.
(bill, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:15, Reply)

*Has never read a Terry pratchett book*
but it certainly rings true Bill
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:24, Reply)

They are full of things like that
You think you're reading a basic book and suddenly you realise it's a deep social commentary!

Still I only sound smart because I'm quoting authors/screenwriters most of the time, I got called wise the other day after slightly tuning a Buffy quote!
(bill, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:30, Reply)

Wise old Hobo Bill
:p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:31, Reply)

I've met him as my friend worked in a book shop
where he did a signing. Wasn't greatly impressed with him though, so have never read his books as a result. Neil Gaiman however...drools a bit!

Ok, they're repeating an earlier House episode now, so I think I'm off to bed. Night all
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:35, Reply)

Night
Becky!x
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:37, Reply)

Hey Al
Wasssup
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:43, Reply)

I can't comment on your
penis, you managed to escape the groping session.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:48, Reply)

Thanks
My boobs are pretty nice *jumps up and down a bit*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:53, Reply)

We did yes
And this morning Lusty showed us the giant concrete cock on the pavement it was lovely :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 0:58, Reply)

No
Lusty said she will get one soon though! It's awesome!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 1:03, Reply)

I don't think
anything could ever be as awesome as that Al
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 1:09, Reply)

I am
off to bed!

Bye anyone that is still here! *waves madly at Bill*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 1:15, Reply)

*Waves madly back*
Goodnight little lady!

I'm also off to bed having had a little dance and a few drinks.
(bill, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 1:57, Reply)