I love having a child, it means I get to see parts of the day I normally wouldn't...
Why are you up?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 6:34, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

From a bit of skim-reading
It appears that there has been animosity and controversy, and Hartley Hare wants a new thread.

Here it is.

I'm looking for a new motor - replacement for a Citroen C5 diesel. Any thoughts?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 21:19, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Back pedalling Thread
When did you last drop a huge clanger and tried to back pedal your way out of it?

Alt: Offensive to strangers When were you last really, I mean REALLY offensive to a stranger?

Alt:alt: What takeaway should I order? And what drink to go with it?

Not that I expect any of you cunts to post on a Friday night
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:09, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Generic rant thread
What is boiling your piss RIGHT NOW?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:09, 330 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ever been tempted to cheat?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:38, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

just moving Nakers shit down the page
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:37, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Battered’s a cunt!
He’s a big fat cunt!
He’s the biggest cunt in the whole wide world!
He’s a stupid cunt!
If there ever was a cunt!
He’s a cunt to all the boys and girls!


On Monday He’s a cunt,
On Tuesday He’s a cunt,
On Wednesday thru Saturday He’s a cunt!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s a super king kamehameha CUNT!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:36, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Battered is still a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:31, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Battered is a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 14:01, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Over the weekend, I got a call from an non-oriental-asian call centre...
... bloke told me he was from my "Computer or broadband supplyer". I could barely make out what he was saying because his accent was so strong. Directed me to ts926 [dot] com, which contains links to stuff that contains viruses. Then he tried to take over my computer using TeamViewer.

I posted about it on facebook, and apparnetly it's prolific, and they've conned a few of grandparents of people I know. Scumbags.

Alt1: I need to go somewhere hot with cocktails and my feet dangling in water. And prawns the size of lobsters. And beutiful women who go at least to third base.

Alt2: I got a cold, this is dangerous 'cus of my other shit. I'm gonna make myself a lemon/honey/whisky drink in a bit, I still got the whisky left over from when I last had a cold.

Alt3: Turn ons?

Alt4: Billion Squid Idea: Scrabble, only using periodic table elements, and you gotta make molecules.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:48, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who will phone Monty next?








( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:18, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your words have cut me to the bone Foxtrot.
I may have to have a little cry.

When did you last cry? Why?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:35, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sorry guys but that dismal thread was doomed.
By all means chat away in there about that time someone wore some clothes etc if you like, I'll just 'chillax' in here on my tod if necessary.

I'm going to get out of my fucking mind this evening. What are you up to?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:07, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Comic Relief Day
Tell us all of your hilarious fundraising efforts of years past. I assume everyone is currently wearing an overabundance of red or dressed as Wonder Woman or some shit.

Alt: Nakers is a cunt. I've decided.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:53, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning class
Are we all prepared to play nicely with each other today? I hope you all feel better for letting off steam yesterday with your multi-thread frivolities, but let’s move on from that.

Now today, apart from your usual debates about home economics & entertainment, please give some consideration to the following questions:

Homosexuality: nature or nurture?
The mentally handicapped: should they be helped or killed off?

In other words, please pick on Nakers for being a bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 7:53, 257 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Friday people
So the Formula 1* starts this weekend, I’ve been looking forward to it what are you looking forward to this year?

Alt: According to Nakers charts of day it’s “World Consumer Rights Day – March 15” when did you last have to get all shouty to resolve a retail dilemma?

Alt:alt: YM

* Yeah I know F1 is shit :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 7:40, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sup you punk bitches
Sound off like you’ve got a pair

I’ve just finished watching the cult classic “the Warriors”
What’s a cult classic movie for you?

Alt: I was singing the “Inch Worm” song www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJy8u4V_hbI and my son asked me if it was something Paul Gadd AKA Garry Glitter sang as it sounds Paedophilic, what daft songs do you sing at home?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:06, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The biggest hardman on the internet. Right here:
b3ta.com/questions/fightclub/post1899370
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:03, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

how bored are you?
i am bored, are you bored?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:59, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No.

( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You really are a bunch of spastoids, you know that?
Sort yourselves out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:36, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've acquired a homemade 8mm film
It quite clearly shows Princess Elizabeth and Philip Mountbatten's wedding night nuptials. Its very explicit and contains anal, piss play, ass to mouth and a cracking facial popshot. Do you think any of the tabloids would give me a few quid for it.
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:33, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, there's a peer been suspended for blaming The Jews after he got suspended from driving.
What do YOU blame the Jews for?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:29, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You won't believe me when I say this.
But I've just had a conference call with Chaka Demus & Pliers! Amazing! They're coming round for lunch tomorrow.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 15:22, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)