LIT's thread is wank.
Superhero powers. Which one would you have? I'd go for invisibility.
Alt. Favourite meat?
Alt alt. AMA.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:53, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

BETHS THREAD IS SHIT. LONG WEEKEND PLANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ALT FUCK YOU
ALT ALT ALT YOUR MUM
ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT MY MUM RECKONS SHES KNOWN NOEL EDMONDS WAS A PAEDO ALL ALONG BECAUSE HE WEARS GAY SHIRTS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:26, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

300+ post thread?
I declare Off Topic alive again.

Who else would you like to bring back from the dead?

Alt: there's some scary witch-hunt, lynch mob type responses to the Stuart Hall thing. What do you think should be done with him?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:19, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so who is the biggest whinger you know?
what sort of things do they whinge about?

alt: are you reasonable? or are you deeply intolerant? what sort of things do you let pass that should really disgust you, and what winds you up that shouldn't?

altalt: do you recycle? what's the point?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:06, 322 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Chris Kelly of Kris Kross is dead
edition.cnn.com/2013/05/01/showbiz/georgia-chris-kelly-obituary/index.html

A moment of silence, please.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 8:05, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck it, I'm booking a holiday, any suggestions?
Not the UK, I'm going camping in the land of the Jockanese at the end of the month. And not the States, visa problems. Somewhere cheap and cheerful.
Alt, Ken Barlow eh? Who's next on the celebrity nonce list?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 7:36, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's not talk about Gonzo fucking kids.
Ever received/sent a death threat?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 May 2013, 21:46, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You got spunk, kid. I like that. I like spunk in a kid.
Big yo' bad-boi/gurl self up yo', whatcha got bare skillz in?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 May 2013, 21:11, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:51, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That was a shit thread.
Salted peanuts, Andrew Marr, Tregorwy Tree Fayre, blah blah, steampunk, homebrew, blah blah.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:19, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Auto complete thread
Start a post, let ac do the rest.

Alt: nut cookie? Wtf! Where are my chic chops?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:05, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can I just ask, has everyone known Lighty's a nonce all along and just never told me?
I honestly had no idea.

Alt: ten bitcoins to the poster who first makes the new bug cry
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:25, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My Giant Chicken Dumpling is fucking nom
and only cost £2, when did you last find a real bargain?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:04, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't usually start threads, but FFS this is gold
Ken Barlow arrested on rape charges.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22366981

Who's next?

Alt: Are YOU starting to worry now, you creepy little pervert?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 11:13, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is a new thread, started by me, Monty Boyce.
Have you read about those gyppos making a nuisance of themselves in the West End? Crapping everywhere, apparently. In one instance they squatted a building in an exclusive street. 'Squatting' is right - despite working lavatories on every floor these fucking beasts were shitting all over the floor. 'Human waste everywhere'.

What kind of subhuman animals are they? Dirty fucking cunts. Surely we should be able to deport them? That Nige Farage would deal with them properly, you mark my words.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:53, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Fuck-nuggets
downhill to the long weekend from lunchtime \o/

anyone have some tragic news to share that we can mock them for?

I have finally finished my CV and I'm actively looking for a job, what job would you recommend for me or any other waste of flesh on here?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 7:53, 191 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well this is good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:49, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

just to liven the place up a bit
how about we all name our favourite kind of cake
i'll go first!
i love a good carrot cake.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:24, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know you want it. You know it. Dirty.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGESxjqHf7E
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:35, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah whut up G money?
I am even more bored than usual. Say something funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:28, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Here is your monthly Kroney thread
feel free to defecate in it and mate with your family members, as this thread is French?

alt: are you french?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:01, 202 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

omg omg omg this is the best thing like ever.
They sale cornetto cones that are like 3" high and have no ice cream, they're just the bottom cone bit with a vanilla moose in it and its awesome.

I also go a similar no-icecream Magnum that i'll have for afters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 13:30, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What other messageboards on these here interwebs are blessed with your presence?
Where do you go when too many pictures and the 'woah check 'ems' get too much for you?

Alt: How many people you know or would like to know would you lay down your life for?

Altalt: where do you go to my lovely, when you're alone in your bed?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:45, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In that last thread I told a blatant lie about how I would have 'shanked the cunt' who was rude to WP's smelly little slut.
What was the last/best/worst lie you've told/been told?

Alt: anyone know where I could get some Argentinian black pudding from?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:09, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New thread here
Who else wants to hear the full story about Windy Pigs fight last night?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:25, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hi guys, here's a new thread!!!!!!
So, 'steampunks' yeah? Do they have their own kind of music? I mean obviously I know the answer to this because I'm deep into the 'scene', I just thought there might be some slightly less hardcore steampunk 'heads' out there who didn't. I can't wait for my goggles to turn up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:20, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello children
So last night DG accused me of wanting to sleep with dozer. What's the biggest insult you'Ve given or received recently? Or what last offended you?

Alt: so it's fucking freezing again today. What do you say to people who believe global warming is a government conspiracy or any other foil hat nutterbutters?

Altalt: anticipated highlight and lowlight of your day? Apart from lunch, clearly...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 7:49, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

look i don't want to cross dress i just want to wear a dress
whats wrong with that
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 23:05, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right, whilst swipe and Dozer are otherwise occupied pretending not to want to fuck each other
let's all move to another room and leave them to it, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:31, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so yeah. Now I've populol'd I can talk about Tangles' album.
Is it any good? Only I really need new coasters.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:54, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)