Odd trips
Tell me, /offtopic, of your odd trips to places. The actual journeys themselves, not the destinations. This morning's journey to work was puncuated by an exploding coffee machine and someone proper fucking themselves up tripping over (not me)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:51, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So 69 years since D-day
www.history.com/topics/d-day/photos
Both of my grandfathers were involved in it, my Canadian one was towing gliders and my English one was in the 7th Armoured, the second world war has had a major impact on my life, was any of your relatives involved in D-day, if so what was their part?

Alt: What’s had a major impact in your life to make you turn out the way you did?

Alt:alt: What one thing could you not live without*?
*awaits the inevitable oxygen type gags
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:04, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Paedo teachers/ BBC news thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22793239

What the actual fuck is up with this country where this guy is allowed to teach again because the images he viewed weren't porny enough?!
A pic of him up too. Don;t fancy his windows chances.

When was the last time you were genuinely shocked and appalled and why?

Alt. Lets mix food AND weekend plans. Where are you going, what are you eating??

Alt.Alt. Badger fucknuts willy flaps.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:01, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is the gayest and shittest thing on this site:
/FAQs:

How do I fucking swear?

While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:

Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?

Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.

Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."

I think I actually really fucking hate b3ta.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:34, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wow this is super shit eh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:47, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Which comic book character do you identify with?
For me, it's the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. I have a lycra costume of Phineas Freak - it's a T SHIRT AND JEANS!!!! I thorougly recommend you get involved in that shit. When you put on the costume, or at least the *right* costume, you feel a connection with the character at an even deeper level that just reading the books. Not only that, but everyone else doing it feels the same way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 9:21, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright where the fuck are you lot?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 8:21, 73 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
yeah

hahahahaha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 21:06, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd like to congratulate you all on your exceptional contribution to the Internet this evening.
But I can't. Because you're all shit at it
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:04, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that.
Stomping cunt.

An evening thread for those who don't want to answer either of the questions posed by CQ.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:05, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Saddo evening thread
Mock the cooler daytime posters.

Alt: write steampunk slashfic about the sexlife that Keeps Cavy from posting these days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:00, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Urrugh.
news.sky.com/story/1099845/man-jailed-for-sprinkling-pubic-hair-on-curry
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

No-one cares if that undignified prick gets sold a lump of polish and robbed by scousers.
Pitch me an idea for a b3ta user-based TV show.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:42, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hiya, sorry for the interruption but does anybody here NOT like eggs?
I've been sent on an assignment by another /talk member.

Alt: I'm a Glastonbury virgin and I'm popping my cherry in 3 weeks. Anything I need to be aware of? I heard the words 'portaloo' and 'overflowing shit' being used in the same sentence.

Altalt: If you were a bear, what type would you be? You can't say Yogi.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You done anything out of character recently?
For the first time in my entire career, yesterday, I told a collegue that a [a guy I have to work with at a client] "is a complete and utter dick, I don't know what the fuck his problem is, but if it wasn't for XYZ i'd tell him to go do one..... and you know me, when have I ever dissed a client before, he's really rubbed me up the wrong way". He was well shocked, but completely agreed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:11, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck all that talking about tax bollocks. ever sent/received a death threat?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:44, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Okay, now it's time for a new thread.
I bought some T-Shirts from a US based company and when they arrived I had to pay VAT on them.

In what outrageous ways has "The Man" fucked you over recently?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:17, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's talk about 'cosplay', 'steampunk', 'gaming' and 'LARPing'.
EDIT: and 'Whovians'.


Alt: am I alone in spotting a certain amount of irony in dressing up as a crimefighting robin when you yourself should be locked up for being a high end paedo?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:43, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'ning the lovely off topic
At last some of every ones pet hates is being taken in hand
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22770064
Is this because they really want to resolve an issue or just away of creating revenue?

Alt: So it’s a bit grey here* whats it like where you are?

Alt:alt: Earworms, I have the theme music from “Trapdoor” stuck in my head, what was your last earworm?

*I'm not on about my hair
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 7:55, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've got the stones to start a new thread
I ent even lyin bruv.

I'm in the mood to get smashed but instead I am watching a doc on Henry VII and having a glass of wine like a grownup.

When were you last a massive faggot?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 19:52, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/25065
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:24, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What have you had the "stones" to do recently that you didn't think you could or would?
I did My Mum. Never have you seen the back of a woman's head covered in so much vomit. And love piss.

I had the opportunity to fly a Gypsy Moth at Duxford this Friday and turned it down. Although I really hate flying I am beginning to regret it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:52, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lazy afternoon thread
So this, agree yes? No?
metro.co.uk/2013/06/04/2-55pm-revealed-as-most-unproductive-time-of-day-in-offices-3827228/
When are you most productive?

Alt: I can’t be arsed to put one.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:55, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, fat birds, eh?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22736496

Should we be allowed to parade ourselves up and down in public, or should we stay hidden out of sight behind our computer desks?

Alt: Where's everybody gone? Is someone 'barbecuing' some 'nommy' 'pulled pork' or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:20, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone fancy going to see the chessboxing?
uk-offers.timeout.com/deals/chessboxing-offer

What's the weirdest event/thing you've ever been to?

Alt: as the middle of the day has recently passed, are you planning to consume sustenance? Perhaps you might choose to convey the details.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:23, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Jubilee
So Queeny has managed 60 years on the throne. Is this a good or a bad thing? Are you a Royalist?

Alt:
The sun is out and so are the tits. \o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:10, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sup Tuesday people?
After our Q&A session with Supermatt yesterday,
Who would you next welcome with open arms for a Q&A session on /OT?

Alt: I couldn’t think of many reasons to go to the US but this is tempting
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/welcome-to-the-world-barbecue-contest-8638449.html
What lengths would/have you gone to for something to eat?

Alt:alt: What’s love got to do, got to do with it?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 8:04, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)