So, in what way are you a mental?
and don't go trying to claim sanity.

Alt: Old fashioned thing you secretly with would make a comeback so you could get away with it? I'd go for gentlemen carrying swords.

***POST YOUR REPLIES IN THIS WILF-PROOF THREAD***
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:41, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh I give up
Post your own damn threads then.

on an unrelated note Boyce is a cunt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:39, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you have the stones to dress in lycra?
Alt: tell us what your favourite item of clothing is so we can all mock you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:07, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So I was talking to my mum earlier
And she reckons she's never even heard of any of you, let alone had sex with you.
Someone here is telling lies I think.

Alt: I'm going to see Ghostpoet play in a park near me for free this evening. What's happening for free in parks near you this weekend?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:49, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Haircuts.
Or styles. What do you count as a reasonable price?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:36, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

nyeeeeeah, Ratfans
Jon Venables eh? What's the right thing to do, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 7:03, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah word up hahahaha

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 21:36, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

word up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 20:10, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Man I am fed up.
Really, really fed up.

Are you fed up? Perhaps someone you know is fed up? Tell us about your fed up woes.

Alt: fed up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:41, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

DEMOLITION NEWSLINK SPECIAL
I am utterly appalled by this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23173628

..and utterly amused by this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23175255

How on earth could anyone object to that ugly dump being replaced by 7500 homes? FFS you spastics it’s revolting. What building should be demolished? What should be preserved for eternity? Let's hear your idiotic views on architecture you fucking knobends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:34, 192 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well I'm pretty sure I won that argument
can you argue or are you a pushover?

alt: tupperwoes?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 12:55, 84 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, Mrs Cow's Mam finally passed away yesterday morning
Bit of a relief really. What was the last bad thing to happen to you?

Alt:
What was the last good thing to happen to you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 10:45, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well it's 4th July, y'all.
To mark this important date I shall be listening to Slowdive and the Shop Assistants all day. This is an 'indie' joke.

Would the world be a better place if we still had our Empire? I'm going to shock you now by saying that I firmly believe so. I mean, is the planet better or worse off for a 'free' Pakistan, or a 'free' America? shit no. Self rule is all good and well, except that these cunts are all corrupt and lazy. Fuck 'em, they've been given a chance and fucked it up - give it back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:52, 149 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning
How are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 7:08, 111 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

President Morsi of Egypt overthrown
-Islamist-backed constitution has been suspended provisionally.
-Chief Justice of Supreme Constitutional Court of Egypt(Adly Mansour) to serve as Acting President of Egypt until elections are held.
-Constitutional Court will start preparing for new presidential elections.
-Government to be led by other technocratic leaders until elections are held.
-Pope Tawadros II of Alexandria of the Coptic Church supports the Coup.
-Egypt's most senior Sunni authority, The Sheikh of al-Azhar, said on state TV the military and others had chosen the lesser of two evils.
-There are unconfirmed reports of heavy gunfire at a Muslim Brotherhood rally in Cairo's Nasr City.
-Former President Mohamed Morsi's location is unknown.
-Key opposition figure Mohammed elBaradei says the new roadmap "guarantees the achievement of the basic demand of the Egyptian people - to have early elections during a transitional period during which the constitution is re-written".

Kewl.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 23:08, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good evening
Any loons around?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:07, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah lithium hahahaha

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 18:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

So what have I missed here today?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 17:49, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

200+ replies to that piece of shit? Really, Off Topic?
Really?

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't duff you up for your dinner money, you fucking hopeless piece of shit.

Alt: poor old Wilf's properly fucking menkle innee?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 16:49, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

is anyone else looking to purchase a mundane domestic item?
Do tell!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 14:19, 230 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wanna buy a new bed
where's a good place to buy a new bed and mattress, I'm thinking john lewis.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 13:17, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

AltAlt:
Yes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 12:20, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So I just started Inline skating again in a futile attempt to get fit.
The question is; Do you do anything that you probably should have grown out of that is potentially hazardous?

Alt: Or maybe you go to the gym and pretend to enjoy it?
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 11:43, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the shittest name you've ever heard - apart from 'mance Rayder' obv.
Alt: what's the next 'cool' food trend? Classic American is well on the way to being milked to death. I hope it's Caribbean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:32, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so there's a picture doing the rounds on fb of what a "normal sized" barbie doll would look like
did you have/were you allowed genderised toys as a kid? should we encourage little boys away from toy guns and little girls away from pink glitter, or should we let them play with what they want?

alt: how do you greet people? with a kiss, a hug or a shake? does it matter if the recipient is male or female?

altalt: do you give in to peer pressure?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all.
I was shown the Hell’s pizza roulette challenge yesterday
hellpizza.com/files-nz/roulette/terms.html
I think I know what I will be serving up on the next poker night.
Have you undertaken any stupid challenges? What were they and why did you do it?

Alt: With the whole of the world’s radio stations* available on DAB any suggestions for something better for me to listen to?
*perhaps not all radio stations
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:04, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)