NAME DROP! so last night i was at a party
chatting for ages to a really nice gay dude and his boyfriend. gay dude mentioned he had to get up at 3am as he works for radio 4. i just assumed he was a runner or something. turned out afterwards that his name is evan davis and he's actually quite famous. when did you last not get it?

alt: can you sing, or do you sound like a tom-cat being garrotted by knicker elastic?

altalt: last thing you cooked?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:08, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yo whad up money grip?
What's happening this week in you-land?

Imma put my flat on't market.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 7:44, 182 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's dead on here this evening.
I hope you've not all been killed in some sort of tragic foundry accident.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 22:27, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all.
Sunday plans?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 10:16, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A cracker is underway in the darts
At the moment.

Dinner and then pub me thinks.

Saturday treating you well?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 19:43, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright yer
Plans?

I'm off to B&Q in a bit, then painting ceilings, then Opera in the Park later. Great weather, probz rain later.

Dear God I'm boring.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Jul 2013, 8:36, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Generic Evening Thread
Gonna do some proper posho dinner tonight, ponce up proper big styleé.

Whats happein' in your hood?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:07, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucket list
What things have you never done, and couldn't give two shits whether you ever do them?

Alt: Have you ever thought about a member of the same sex while masturbating? Don't answer if you're a gay.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 15:18, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hiya kids - over here!! Coo-ee!!!! That's right, it's me!! You know, Monty? Off the internet?
No?

Please yourselves, you fucking bunch of wankers.

I wonder what Nigel Farage is up to this weekend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 14:04, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bucket list
what do you really want to do that you never have? I'd love to do some freefall and get a ride in a two man spitfire and drive an F1 car etc etc

alt: 50 mins till hime time!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:10, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Send help, I am dying.
What would you have on your headstone?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:39, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sitcom ideas please
I want to stop working here and become a comedy writer. Give me some ideas please. Here are some to start you off.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2028593
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:41, 258 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's friiiiiiiday!
What are you doing? Tell us on this generic weekend plans thread.

Alt: Everybody's mum is busy. Think of something better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:23, 196 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm at Lords for a 20-20 match
Duck
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:02, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where the fuck are you lot?
metro.co.uk/2013/07/25/the-burka-avenger-meet-pakistans-new-superhero-championing-womens-rights-3898186/

If you could go all Supermatt what kinda superhero would you be?
Superpowers and costume description as well.

Alt: I just found out that my sons school has broken up for seven and a half weeks.......Piss take, what else is a piss take?

Alt:alt:Chicken Thurs.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:52, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Another great weekend is in the offing in Bristol
www.bristolharbourfestival.co.uk/queen_square/queen_square.php

How does your town or city keep you entertained?

Alt: Friday evening plans?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:57, 148 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WOAH!
One of the pips inside my apple has sprouted.
Maybe it is true after all that if you swallow the pips you might get an apple tree growing inside your stomach???

FRUIT WOES
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:56, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Enough with the 80's TV stuff
What was your favourite childhood TV programme? What wizardly japes did you get up to as a kid?

'member Marathons?

Alt:
'member Philidelphia cheese sandwiches for lunch?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:52, 178 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ben Hardwick lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:18, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so the city reckons the economy is improving
do we believe this? does it mean we have to like george osborne now, surely a thing not even his own mother could achieve?

alt: the physio showed me that i have been standing wrong for years. it felt properly weird when he pushed my knees into the right position. what basic FAIL have you committed?

altalt: favourite or most hated saying/proverb?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 10:31, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sup
How did I miss this gem yesterday?
metro.co.uk/2013/07/24/hot-n-fresh-out-the-kitchen-with-2-chainz-bringing-out-a-range-of-recipes-here-are-some-of-the-best-other-hip-hop-cookbooks-around-3897587/
Some of the dishes Wu-Tang Clams, Lil’ Kimchi, Roastface Killah how could you lend your name or someone else’s towards a culinary dish?

Alt: This weekend is supposed to be one of the busiest weekends for airports and roads, how do you cope with traffic jams/ delays at airports?

Alt:alt: This week has gone fast, whats gone fast for you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 8:29, 287 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hows the family

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:59, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright
Now that Swipochompgate has blown over and the dust has settled, how about we all just play fluffeh from now on, eh? Don't make me confiscate your SNES.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 19:10, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This woman is getting on my last nerve. Horrid.
She's trying to be another Samantha Brick/ Jan Moir... and is actually succeeding. Right up there.

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-hopkins-naked-photo-kelly-2080092

Her elitist attitude about names was bad enough (thought I agreed a little about names like 'Chardonnay').

Who do you hate and why?

Alt. Food plans for the evening.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:36, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who would you like to meet from anytime in history
or fiction and what would you do together?

Alt. What insult, in hindsight, should you not have posted.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:29, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What irrational prejudaces do you have?
do you assume someone's career, clothes, past or location mean that they will be a certain way?

alt: Kroney has never had a G&T, what unlikely thing have you never eaten, drank, tried or done?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:13, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

have a bargin on me, you're welcome
www.lyleandscott.com/

alt: will you be opting into porn, or will you go back to scowering hedgerows?

altalt: are you always "right" or can you admit when you are wrong?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:08, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)