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Sitcom ideas please
I want to stop working here and become a comedy writer. Give me some ideas please. Here are some to start you off.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2028593
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:41,
258 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
Sitcom set in a scottish jail
"Porridge wogs"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:43,
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Strong start Baked, cheers
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:43,
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Celebrity Hebrews with Alzheimers:
'Jew do you think you are?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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Oh fuck you, man
I only just joined the last thread.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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I hope this thread will help to lift your spirits Kronos
:)
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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Sitcom based in the offices of a german social media site
Called "U OK Hun?"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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sitcom based on visibly stressed & upset Rangers supporters
U OK Hun?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:17,
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Doctor Hu
A Chinese timelord gets into all sorts of scrapes. Wears glasses and a lampshade on his head for comedy effect.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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Doctor Hu...
...Should be about Kelly Hu in a naughty nurse outfit with...
I'm just off for a little lie down
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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*steam comes out of ears*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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i hope you get raped and kill yourself.
Just sayin
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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Sitcom featuring a middle aged workshy middle aged man
and his secret life as a superhero with erectile dysfunction.
'Captain Flaccid'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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That's gotta be bad
Middle aged, workshy AND middle aged! Got me down to a 'T'.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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+ middle aged
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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oh man
AB's going to cream himself. he loves SITCOMCHAT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:45,
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One Israeli man's take on the 1988 dance music explosion:
'We Call it Hassiiiiieed'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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Oh well done
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:46,
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Ainsley Harriott explores traditional Soviet cooking, this week, in his new series
'Black in the USSR'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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Haha
Alternative title: "PЯICK WITH FORK"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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Excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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hahahahahaaaaaa!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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Jewish reboot of Dr Seuss stories
"Orthodox in Socks"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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Some Brothers do 'ave 'em
Same as the original but with people of colour. Possibly featuring Frank Bruno as a replacement Frank Spencer.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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Surely that would star bert?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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I don't get the bert references!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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but surely you ARE bert??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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I keep forgetting that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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Due to a weird NHS mix up
Follow this Yorkshire born Africans travels through the reproductive system in
Eh. Fallopian
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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My brain hurts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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Cerebral, I like it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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Thanks TH... it was tenious at best
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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I like comdey that makes you think
If you don't have to work for it, it's not worth bothering
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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A geordie sci-fi sitcom based on a river
'Why aye rowboat'
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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Feastenders
One East London street and their fascination with ice cream
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:49,
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really? you really went there?
oh yes. you really went there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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No, I've never been there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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Gok Wan plays a Samurai in an ancient Japanese court
called "Chink in the Armour"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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A gritty Brit gangster flick in which 70s creepy singer Leo opens a bakery, with hilarious results!!!!
'Sayer Cake'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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Woah
There's some mileage in pop stars opening bakeries.
POP STAR BAKERY SUBTHREAD!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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Sheena Yeaston
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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John Phillips opens a bakery called "Flour Power"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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Greg Lake's Gregg's Bakes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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Peter Green's "I Knead Your Love So Bad"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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Easy Riser
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:57,
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Yeast 17
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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hip hop themed Parisian bakery
House of Pain.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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Cheryl..er...Baker!
Am I doing this right?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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A german doctor experimenting with cloning, dwarfism and twins
ends up with a life of comedy hi-jinks and mistaken identity after a botched experiment in the concentration camp set 'Two and a Half Mengele'
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:51,
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click
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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Ooh
Nazi officer tries to balance horrific torture of Jews with single handedly raising a teenaged daughter...
with hilarious results!I'm a Barbie Girl!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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lololololol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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Or
Luftwaffe chief in house based sitcom.
yup
"Not Goering Out"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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Bormann Behaving Badly?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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Sitcom where Freddie from Queen runs a bakery
Called "Mercury Rising"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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Ratted With Battered
Comedy series where celebrities drink shorts in shorts with a short
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:52,
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A rip-roaring comedy featuring the adventures of a hilarious British ex-pat in Australia
called 'Cheers'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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A remake of Porridge, but every character is a 70s nonce who got Yewtreed.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:54,
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"The Daily Males"
A sitcom based at a newspaper, where the two leading actors Tom Daily and Daily Thompson keep getting mistaken for each other with hilarious consequences
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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friendless
the story of a lonely internet wanker
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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You are never alone when wanking
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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^ Scouser ^
n l
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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Very good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:57,
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this is debatable
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:15,
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ba le
/AltheDeleter
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:17,
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he's such a cunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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The comical escapades of a trio of surgeons in a rural Irish hospital.
'Operation You T'ree'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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hahahahahaha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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How about a sitcom starring one of the Spice Girls, called Geri: Life Sucks
Oh wait, this isn't a joke?
www.comedy.co.uk/news/story/000001202/geri_halliwell_comedy_life_sucks/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:58,
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So Geri now joins the ever growing list of celebrities that bring out self-depricating semi-autobiographical sitcoms
Well done Ginger.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:00,
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Chunky Gingers writing sitcoms
IT WILL NEVER CATCH ON
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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It's surely only a matter of time before BBC3 get in touch to make a Two Hats sitcom
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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Oh man, that'd be great
Give me the money to be able to take 3 months of work and I'll give you something that'd make Ricky Gervais shit himself.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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An alphbetical investigation into Britains least loved celebrities
"Cuntry file"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:01,
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phbetical
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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Ex genesis member and all round member, Peter Gabriel renacts classic scenes from pornography in "Blue Peter"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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A former prisoner of WW2
Ends up finding sanctuary with a scouse family in
Our, Schwitz
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:02,
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Robert Plant turns his back on the rock'n'roll business to open a pottery workshop in Abergavenny, in
'Percy Thrower'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:03,
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WE HAVE A WINNER!
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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Which is also the name of my idea about a gang of necrophiliac fans of the late Michael Winner.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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Bert stars in late night version of a BBC family favourite
'My family'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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Red Dwarf
The side splitting antics of a ginger midget.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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Men Behaving Badly
Peter Sutcliffe, Ian Brady and Ian Huntely form a boy band...
with unfortunate results!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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Starring YM
"The Orifice"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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Korean premier forms a rap group
"License to Kim Jong Ill"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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Seattle based sitcom starring the one with big tits from mad men working in the lingerie department of a department store
'Brassier'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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You do know that just because those two words look to be spelt in a similar manner
they are pronounced quite differently?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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Loveable scouse standup Boardman answers claims of racism by visiting south Asia to see life first hand in the Indian subcontinent in
'Paki Stan'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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lol
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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An Oriental Olympics inspired diving show
Wonton Leap
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:07,
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Not a sitcom really but funny to watch
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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"There's a Nip in the Air"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:38,
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Cheryl Cole defies her racist image
By persuading the other Wives Or Girlfriends to black up and have fun in...
Jolly, W.O.G's
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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Family based fun featuring a family with 3 kids, one of which is disabled and deformed.
2.4 Children
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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Oh god someone heard me laughing from on the bog
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:09,
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ha ha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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Cornwall based sitcom set around one boy's forbidden love of a mighty oak
Tregorny tree affair
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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one woman's struggle to make it big in the interracial porn industry this Friday, in
'Brown Girl, in the Ring'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:10,
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and the sequel
"Ever Increasing Circles"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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An African mathematician uses his knowledge of numbers to comedy effect.
Blackadder.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:13,
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Good, good
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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TV legend Purves uses his industry contacts to conduct an in-depth investigation into child sex allegations at the BBC in the 1970s
in...'The Peter Files'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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A series about the soul scene in Ethiopia in the 1980's.
Chukka Crumb.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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One man attempts on a weekly basis to convince a once popular boy band to engage in group sex
called "Tangled Up in Blue"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:14,
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hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:17,
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Our favourite resident post deleter moves to Northern California to continue his nefarious hobby in
Deletes of San Francisc-Al
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:15,
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A selection of traditionaly named jews Share a high rise flat with a disposed Egyptian president in
Only Sauls and Morsi
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:15,
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very good!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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Clip show featuring car crashes set to HI-NRG euro dance music
Braking Bad
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:16,
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A b3ta poster laments the conduct of imperial countries during the early parts of the 19th & 20th century
Hand wringing liberal shit cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:18,
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snappy title but maybe needs a short code
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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Irritating shit cunt
is snappier.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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it sounds like the infection left behind after someone finally followed through with their threat to do it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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Improving their infrastructure and education?
I hate those imperial cunts.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Imperial cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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Boring conversation anyway.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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Hahahahahahahahaha.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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I'd watch that
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:20,
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70's television presenters caught in the act on hilarious home video home video
Yew'v Been Framed
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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A sitcom about plain looking girls working in a warehouse
Storage munters.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:19,
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An English rock musician moves away from his usual 'research' and attempts to bag an older woman in...
Cougar Townshend
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:21,
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A rabbi manages a leisure centre while doing circumcisions as a sideline
"The Bris Empire"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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Spin-off
"The Moyl Family"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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Mohel?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:40,
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Oops, yes
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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Just compile a load of moneyshots from your scud collection and call it
"Come again"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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A sitcom based on my collection of precious stones.
Midget's Gems.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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that's really shit, soz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:24,
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LEAVE BATTERED ALONE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:24,
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YOU'RE KILLING HIM!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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nah, that'll be the cigarettes.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:27,
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plus the inevitable fatal seizure.
Poor Battsy xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:29,
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The first governor general of pakistan has trouble with his many wives
Jinnah Ladies
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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Sitcom around the complexities and subeties of first dates and how they can go so wrong
The bill
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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that'd only last 5 mins
if you know what i mean
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:24,
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A hard-hitting cop show/comedy about a guitar-building maverick cop who dispenses his own justice
'Luthier'
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:23,
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Engineering legend Dibnah looks at the how the Industrial Revolution shaped modern-day Devon and Cornwall in
'Fred West'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:25,
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I dig that.
Would Fred be speaking his own particular patios?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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Martin Clunes joines a uk 'comedy' website and attempts to ingratiate himself by using an appropriate username in
Doctor Martin
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:26,
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Fart based comedy about a maverick cop who's not afraid to break the law or break wind!!
Windy pig
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:28,
Reply)
this deserves more credit than it got
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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Rogers Daltry with the aid of Chompy, Bartlely and Gonz review...
kids parks around the country
"Look Who's Stalking"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:28,
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This isn't even remotely funny
Working title of every sitcom on ITV since 1990.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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^ Upset ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:37,
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Not really, no. just bored.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:39,
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The hilarious advetures of a North Welsh rapist
"Bangor Roughly"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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nice one.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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New dating show sitcom, /OT's favourite ladies' man tries to find lasting love but is constantly unlucky.
"Psychochomp's Pizza Nights"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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DVDfever shares his latest sideways glance at the world, specifically during the hotter months, in
Last of the summer whine.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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The disturbing story of the anally obsessed bank teller responsible for PIN numbers
ATM.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:30,
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'Nose-to-tail eating' legend and proprietor of the St John restaurant group Fergus takes in turquoise internet helmet as a lodger in
'Bigfoot and the Hendersons'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:31,
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HahahahhabahababahbHahahahahahahahzhhas
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:34,
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Hasselhoff swaps his car for a horse and it's hilarious
Knightmare
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:36,
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Fred Dineage and Gaz Top join forces with an Anglo-Caribbean activist and broadcaster for a one-off special
'Darkus How'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:37,
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Haha
Oh Monts...
what are we gonna do with you?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:39,
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I'm still pissed TH
It's not a good look.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:39,
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Really?
Wow, you really strapped one on last night, then?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:40,
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I couldn't believe it was gone 4 when I got home.
I drank all of the spirits. Whisky, rum....eventually neat Cointreau :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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I've had about 4 hours sleep in the last 72 hours.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44,
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*nods*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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Jeepers
How are you still alive?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44,
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one word, TH:
'I also got high as a kite'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:48,
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Holy mackerel
So when are you going to visit the south coast, Monts? We need to tear it up, I reckon. We can get loaded and you can play with my guitars/ballbag.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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I am keen to take this project to the next level at the earliest opportunity
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:53,
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*keeps fingers crossed that you mean 'ballbag'*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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what whisky?
I'm quite keen on Balvenie Caribbean Cask at the moment.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:00,
Reply)
WHICH whisky you illiterate prepuce
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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I've got an excellent Port Ruighe at the moment
Problem is I keep drinking it when I run out of other stuff.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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I'm picking up some Auchentoshan Three Wood next week.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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answer the goddamn question, shittits
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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Flatshare sitcom adventures of Sir Tom Jones and Sarah Jessica Parker
Knight Mare
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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Damn you Dr Frog that took me ages to muster up!
:(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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My apologies.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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In a new series, Northern Irish political heavyweight Ian explores his love of Asian cookery in
'Paisley Thai'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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clickin' dis.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:43,
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Every week, Gene Simmons' wife is sued by someone in....
TWEED SUITS!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:43,
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Northern Irish political heavyweight Ian shares his love of MDMA in
'E'ing Paisley'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44,
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hahahahaha
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:44,
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Paralympic heroes go mental on MDMA and 90's electronic music in
One Foot In The Rave
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:41,
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Anne Frank and Adolf Hitler discuss religion in new topical show
Clash in the Attic
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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Brilliant.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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In a new series, Kris Kristofferson calls in favours from his showbiz pals to assist him in his 24-hour cake business in
'Help me bake it through the night'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:50,
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A sitcom about young boys disappearing in Yorkshire
'Whatever happened to the Ilkley lads'
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:51,
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officelol
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:53,
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An american 1940's child killer and cannibal joins a police motorcycle team
"Fish and Chips"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:55,
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oh splendid
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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I was hoping SOMEONE would get it :)
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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The frontman of well-known 80s band Marillion gets sent down for child molestation
and we see the nick's reaction to his presence in heart-warming family favourite "Fish Fingers"
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Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:57,
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hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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Aerosmith murder the guitarist from U2 and bury his body under their house
"Livin' On The Edge"
*shrugs*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:58,
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Hugh dennis hosts a quiz show without his long term comedy partner
Puntless
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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Nice!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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Chaz Bono presents coverage from an intergalactic golf tournament
She-man and the masters of the universe
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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Good.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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The Three Jhadists; with me, monty and battered.
We basicly go around doing honnor killings, peado gang rapings. Every eppisode I accidently get petrol all over myself as I go to burn a kaffar, and set fire to myself. Then Monty and Battered look at each other and laugh going "Oh gonz, you massive allah achkbar".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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I love this though
bubalaplease.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:00,
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Robins Breast
In the first episode Robin (broadsword) and Vicky (beth), who share a flat over a Chinese take-away, discover that their landlords, unable to pay the rent, have disappeared and that the building is in danger of re-possession. It is the practical Vicky who comes up with the perfect solution: Robin should take over the take-away and convert it into a Breast enhancement surgery
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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Why would the landlord be paying rent?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:04,
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I only came up with the title and thought of Broadswords love of breasts
Then I copied and pasted from this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin's_Nest
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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I'm in
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broadsword, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:44,
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Due to a misunderstanding while reading some unfamiliar (and erotic) literature, a small town community start worshipping an unfortunately-named deity, in....
"Oh, For Fuck's Sake"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:00,
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Anglo-Asian fashion poofter looks at Germans' belief in the afterlife in
'Gok In Himmel'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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Excellent!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:02,
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A game show based on wanking down's syndrome men until just before they climax
'Stop, or my mong will shoot'
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:04,
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I LOL'd out loud
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:04,
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Me too. Im getting well dodgy office glances
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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Hahahaha.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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hahahah
Chuckling away in the corner of the office
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:06,
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good skills, Captain
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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You owe me a new keyboard!
clickkkkkk
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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Well played
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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Robert Llewellyn hosts new Saturday night talent show
The Kryten Factor
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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Angus Deayton tries to organise a Likely Lads reunion
Have I got Bewes for you?
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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All-black version of Dragon's Den
"Nigga Please"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:06,
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London's Mayor joins forces with diminutive Top Gear presenter Richard in an in-depth and frank look at each other's genitals in
Boris's Johnson and Hammond's Organ.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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Documentary/Sitcom about one 70's throwback and his journeys to work
"Rising Tramp"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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"Man About The Bins"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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*golf clap*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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veh goot
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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Timber yard stock-naming convention lols in
Wood Aisle I 2 U
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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Popular series where a Scotch trainee mod motorboats for lols
"On The Busts"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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A series of unfortunate girls are lined up to be imgregnated by a cowlicked assailant
They have to decide who takes the spunky load
"Are You Being Stunned?"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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It'll never catch on.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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On BBC2, an entire evening of programmes about honey-trap victim and sado-sexual fantasist Colin, in
Stagg Night
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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Add in extra vomiting and diarrhea for
Game Of Crohn's
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:17,
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A comedy about a Fogle-esque buffoon and his inability to correctly size computer cables
Mind Your LAN Gauge
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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*claps*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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Wimbledon hammer attack victim Rachel restores a 1940s cinema in
Nickell's Odeon
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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Ian and his friends hike across Sadlleworth moor
The Brady Bunch.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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/OT's resident Mod gets caught trying to shoplift her local off-license by hiding a crate of lager in each cup of her bra in....
..
...
...
"Swing Low Sweet Carryout"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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Unloved Jew opens an off-license
Judas' Carryout.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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^^ this to win^^
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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I like this, so I clicked on 'I Like This'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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lol
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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Shrien Dewani looks at South Africa's burgeoning honeymoon holiday market in
'I could murder an Indian'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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A Muppets spin-off sees Kermit get repeatedly kicked in the nuts in
Green Achers
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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Drop the dead honkey
A sitcom where a Brixton TV news station is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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Proper out-loud snort
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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A look at South Asia's canning industry tonight, in 'Paki Tin'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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Belgian author is regularly annoyed by misuse of punctuation, in:
"Asterisk? The GALL!"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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A former astronomer
Is forcefully pushed through a prison mangle to see how wide they can get his corpulent corpse in:
Broad Moore
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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An ex 007 actor and his dogging ways
The Spy At Night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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ha ha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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A gentle farming quiz
Have I Got Moos For You
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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A heartwarming tale of Haiti's first democratically elected president managing some new build apartments
Aristide Development
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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Gimme, gimme,gimme
Swipe, Darth and Chompy are a team of fast food critics
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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A look into the role of the vagina in contemporary lesbian fiction tonight at nine, in
Gay cunt
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:25,
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A Weston ladies attempts to re-integrate herself into the modern world
Breaking Bed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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A fly-on-the-wall documentary about the Indian shipping industry in
Seaman Patel
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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SP
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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Ann Widdicombe
Cliff Richard and Susan Boyle, Are placed naked on an island of rampant rapists in:
I'm a celibate get me out of here
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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A tale of two meth-heads forever protesting about local developments
The NIMBY Tweakers.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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shit I broke OT
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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Many years ago...
...I wrote a spoof movie review of a fictitious 1970s sitcom about the attack on Pearl Harbour called (you're probably ahead of me) 'Nasty Nip In The Air.'
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Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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A group...
...of very strict Orthodox Jews who spend the whole of each episode being incredibly sarcastic and bitchy. Call it (ba-dum-tsh)...
Acidic Jews
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Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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'And Baldmonkey Makes Three'
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 28 Jul 2013, 9:04,
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