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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I love it and don't understand why everyone doesn't. No really.
What do you love that other people pour mock and scorn on?
Alt: All you can eat buffets, good value for you are just a bunch of tepid food that you wouldn't normally order?
Altalt: Fuck off
( , Thu 1 Aug 2013, 11:55, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can you believe Tango and his alkie Polish missus killed their kid in Cov and now they've just fucked off to a festival, all lah-di-dah, without a care in the world? Disgusting.
Were you smacked as a child? Good or bad thing? I mark incredibly easily so my mother learnt to grab me by the ear as it left no bruises. Good thinking, mater. I have to say that there's no way I could lay a finger on my kid, even though she's really fucking disobedient sometimes.
Alt: Are you a creature of habit or a seat-of-your-pants kind of guy?
Altalt: NO CRICKET CHAT
( , Thu 1 Aug 2013, 9:26, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all, so daft saying & superstitions got any?
Alt: Unlikely turn of events an Ex-US Navy Seal is now living as a woman
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23464947
What unlikely things could your fellow b3tans be doing, picture Rory working at nights in the Samaritans call center?
Alt,alt: August clear skies and blue seas, have you got any BIG plans for August?
( , Thu 1 Aug 2013, 7:40, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I intend to eat until I can't move.
What are your Wednesday evening plans dear B3TANs?
Alt: I dunno, talk amongst yourselves for a bit
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:43, 239 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well it taken me about 7 Mins. To get rid of the ransomware on my PC last night, why on earth the Cheshire police would bother me I have no idea, have you ever been hacked, received silly emails that were designed to try and fleece you?
Alt: so statistically we're happier than we were last year
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23501423
Is this true for you?
Alt,alt: Midweek blues or counting down to the weekend what are your views on Wednesdays
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:35, 283 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23063492
haha, imagine all the wacky characters
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:20, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/liverpool-issue-club-staff-with-list-of-unacceptable-words-and-phrases-that-have-been-banned-from-anfield-8738515.html
I'm sure they've missed some, care to help?
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:02, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

...is there no way we could possibly talk about something else, please?
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:32, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's my Friday today, so I won't get to read about all your exciting weekend plans.
Unless you tell me now.
Alt: Going anywhere nice this year?
Altalt: If you were to get a tattoo of Monty's face, would you have him depicted with long hair or short hair?
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:36, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think it might be time for me to cut my hair off.
I'm really not sure about this though.
What are you really not sure about this though about?
Alt: Christ is risen. Hallelujah!!!! What else is risen you can't say bread.
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:12, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What are you looking forward to? (Apart from my mother obvs).
What are you dreading?
( , Wed 31 Jul 2013, 7:57, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just had to book travel to 'the North' - a billion hours on a train to Leeds and then half a million more hours to get to Halifax when my 'luxury' accommodation will be a Premier Inn.
This is gonna be shit.
Had a good day today?
( , Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:00, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23505726
( , Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:42, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.newstatesman.com/voices/2013/07/why-i-willingly-handed-over-my-credit-card-and-pin-fraudster
Ever been defrauded?
Alt: Ever conned someone?
( , Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:02, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I, for one, am not down with young people's bizarre lingo.
With what are you not down?
Alt: I'm quite enjoying this change in weather and I was quite enjoying the weather we had before. What do you quite enjoy that others winge endlessly about?
AltAltAlt:
Monty Boyce





( , Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:41, 212 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There's a lot of window washer coming down here. You bunch of Road Juliets make me sick with your rubbernecking. I mean sure, I'm a Truck Stop Tommy alright, but so what?
I think I speak for everyone here when I say "How 'bout 'cha, Blue Beard. You got a copy on Shamrock?" "This is Blue Beard. Kick it in."
( , Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:40, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alt: what tasty thought makes you lick your lips?
altalt: are you a shouter or a sulker?
( , Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:28, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How fresh are you feeling?
Alt, www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23495121
they're getting a bit keen on cracking down on the net, with this and the pron thing the other week. Think they're right to want more control?
( , Tue 30 Jul 2013, 7:32, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^ GAY QUESTION ^
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 19:49, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hotelgraffiti.tumblr.com
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:30, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I also cut my hand quite badly when removing the pedals from my bike. I thought I'd got away with a scrape and then suddenly my thumb started gushing claret all over the lawn.
When did you last hurt yourself?
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:24, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you have smokers where you work? Do they take the piss with their fag breaks.
What petty workplace woes fuck you right off?
Alt: Is there anything other than alcohol worth people bringing back for you from their holidays?
Altalt: When was the last time you drank alcohol down the park?
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:01, 180 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=75UeVLbkXeg
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 11:38, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
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