Fuck that shit
I'm here for 1 hour only* so AMA time

*That's about all I can be arsed with tonight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:12, 44 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sandwich anyone?
m.activebeat.com/your-health/children/10-worst-breakfasts-to-feed-your-children/6/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 19:59, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh man I hope it's chips for tea!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:27, 108 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 14:36, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can't have all the attention today. God made us all equal.
Share your irritations of other b3tans freely here.
List their flaws if needs be!

Alt. Things you would banish from the earth forever. Apart from gays.

AltAlt. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2543109/99p-problems-Police-called-calm-furious-customer-riot-99p-shop-announced-sudden-end-half-price-sale.html
What were you last angry about? Apart from this shoddy journalism.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:15, 270 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORDIEJAY!!! IT'S JASON'S SPECIAL DAY TODAY, MANY YEARS AGO A CHILD WAS BORN, PERFECT IN EVERYWAY (APART FROM THE PLASTIC SCREW ON EARS) AS ALL BABIES ARE,
BUT SADLY HE CHOSE (BECAUSE IT IS A CHOICE) TO BE AN 'OMOSEXUALIST AND IS THEREFORE AN ABOMINATION AND JESUS HATES HIM, CURSED TO A LIFETIME OF BEING UPSET.

***POST HERE TO SHARE YOUR PRAISE OR HATRED OF JASON***
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:33, 80 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

January woes
How are you dealing with the groaning shitbag that is January? No booze, no money, no sun?

Alt:
Best thing on toast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:09, 197 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

morning buttercups
alright?

topical:
www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=11439

I'm pretty sure if our situations were geographically reversed,we'd all still be complaining. It got to 38 over here today, don't remember the last time we had a day under 35.

Is the grass ALWAYS greener on the other side?
(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 7:08, 240 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah well done brittass you leisure centre prick lordling
Alright? I'm buying a debumidifier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 21:28, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 18:02, 46 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Mistaken Identity
With Rory changing from me to Swipe and back again, tell us your tales of mistaken identity. Ever been confused for someone else?
I am always having people come up and ask for Gerard Butlers autograph.
It's embarrassing for both me and him.

Alt. Loads of paedo trials going on at the minute. Which fading celebrity had you up the wrong un and how was it?
Michaela Strachan once had me over some bins with a stuffed ferret.

AltAlt. Rate the last food place you ate in
I'm giving Oscar's cafe a 7/10 for panini loveliness.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:38, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So what gift has Swipe bought Frog then?
I'm guessing a strap-on.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:46, 84 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Frogcock is a cock. Discuss.
Much happening?
Edit, I should change my username to something less festive. Suggestions gladly taken.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:01, 149 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hiya!!
First of all, I'd just like to apologise for the bad weather we have been having lately.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25802437
When did you take the heat for something that wasn't your fault?

alt. Good week/ Bad week. What's happening? My Birthday tomorrow. I'm working so I expect a nice verse from each of you in the morning. Off to Dublin at the weekend too. Lavely.

altalt. Last film you watched, and was it any good?
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (where do they get them from) for me. It was ok. Dude in it looked like Jeremy Kyle. Very confusing.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:49, 183 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Annoying traits
Yet again, I'm into non-sleeping mode and it fucking boiling my piss. Been up since 4:30am two days in a row

What are you annoying traits? What are others most annoying traits?

Alt:
Is it too early for lunch? I'm fucking starving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:36, 158 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cold ent it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 7:08, 146 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright The Internet?
I spent the day in the pub eating and boozing. Ain't done that for a while. What have you been up to, eh?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:07, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hahahayeah. Sunday. Hangover anyone?.
Alt: Ahahahahaha. What's for dinner? Hahaha. Priceless.

What? Shambolic gets away with it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 11:23, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can't believe that Swipe isn't a coprophiliac

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 21:51, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can't believe Lord McAlpine got away with such a lengthy career in paedophilia.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 19:39, 20 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can't believe plumdozer killed Lord McAlpine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 17:40, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Saturday is Tiswas day!!!!!

I am off to the sportball with Montgomery.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 11:17, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm on night cov, and am going up the bloody wall. Is anyone else up?
What happened the other night? Did the server crash or something? What is the meaning of life? Ineed sleep here.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 4:17, 13 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

evening thread
what's the worst thing you've every done (yeah, ym) and how have you justified it to yourself you little shitbag?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:56, 72 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Wake up internet!
What's your favourite or most interesting material possession?
What one *realistic* thing would you like to own?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:32, 204 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New(s) thread!!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541183/Shocking-moment-smirking-female-shop-assistant-Lidl-racially-abuses-Muslim-customer.html
Daily mail had a double racism whammy with this one. Nice to know it's not just us whitey's that are racist.
What were you last surprised by?

Alt. Where's that missing kid, eh? Not Maddie, the new one. Playing hide and seek, like Shannon?
*looks at Bartleby*

AltAlt. LUNCH! On the new and improves B3ta servers. I have Chicken Bhuna.

AltAltAlt. Weekend plans!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:30, 179 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

FIRST BACK.
Fucksake what happened there?
I thought maybe we'd all been nobbled by Yew Tree.
I certainly have.
What did you do while B3ta was down? Did you cry a lot or stuff yourself with chocolates? Maybe you had time for sex.
Tell us how you coped.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:20, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Tell me about that time where you once did that thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:01, 103 replies, latest was 11 years ago)