What are your views on cos surgery?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-25986840
Yes, I would get bigger tits/smaller arse,or what a load of nonsense?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 9:22, 28 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

happy Monday y'all
mine is, off into Lincoln now. really just an excuse to say, lookey all my shiny candles, but...

are you a slob or a neat freak? tell us of your shameful slovenliness or your OCD.

alt: so the lords blocked Cameron's eu referendum. are you pro Europe or would you whisk britain out of there like a kid at a Rolf Harris show?

altalt: hotel has full english and continental. which is the better breakfast?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:03, 84 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning losers, I don't care about your weekend
Alt: shit off

Altalt: alright?

Altaltalt: any one upset yet?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 8:02, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Honestly, you lot can't be trusted
Can we do something else now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:02, 105 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

lovely day for sitting outside a pub and having a few pints while watching the football
Stopped at Hackney City Farm on the way back. The sheep, goats, chickens and donkeys all conformed to my internal idea of such animals, but the pigs weren't small and pink but instead monstrous ginger beasts.

When were you last surprised by a monstrous ginger beast?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

happy sunday, shut-ins
what's going on with you lot?

i'm up north, ready to start my week off - woo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 9:43, 37 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What do you keep by your bedside?
www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:01, 45 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Anyone ever claimed PPI from HSBC?
I have just started my claim for a loan that started 10 years ago...

I have had a letter today from them stating that they will not prgress my claim because they think my signature has changed (yeah ten years) and my address (again ten years) any success?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 1:21, 16 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What are you watching on telly?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 22:54, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Documentary on BBC4 now about every 80's teenage male's lob-on: Blondie.
Still would.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:45, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Work woes for sporters, do you have woes?
I have some siracha hot sauce, what hot sauce do you have?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:28, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Looks like I might be finished work by 2
What's the last piece of good news you had?

Alt. Favourite sadists.

AltAlt. www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/shocking-moment-ross-kemp-fends-off-armed-guerrillas-in-papua-new-guinea-are-you-gonna-kill-me-no-ones-gonna-fking-kill-me-9099198.html

Ha! I always thought Kemp was a bit of a poof. Why is he straying into Danny Dyer territory?
When was the last time you fought off armed Gorillas?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:06, 274 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Favorite comedians?
Who are your favorite comedians?

Alt: Do you own a pair of Doc martens?
(Stibbins, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:13, 99 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

6 weeks is WAAAAY to long to go between paydays.
Best treat yourself, whatcha gonna treat yourself too?

Alt: So basicly what you're all saying is, right, that nobody wants to assosiate themselves on here with their real life self?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:22, 117 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Nope, it's definite.
Sucking your fingers whilst eating is the most disgusting thing a person can do. It's a thread, now. It's official.

If you put your fingers up your bum, took out a piece of poo and then ate it, sucking your fingers afterwards would be the bit to make me puke.
( Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:52, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cooo-eee! Hiya! Frog from the popular page here. I'm well popular and that. Don't be jealous.
Wasn't it nice to see Stibbins yesterday? On that note, who is the WORST poster (excluding me)?
Alt: Friday, hoorah! So that's good. What are you up to?
Altalt: Morning.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:43, 181 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:56, 31 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Libertieeesss!
Have you ever taken liberties with someone?

Alt Best new band.
(Stibbins, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:37, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What do like most about bumble bees?
Or do you prefer a different kind of bee?

Alt: wasps are shit bees, discuss.

Altalt: honey, runny or solid?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 16:11, 26 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

All nighters
Have you ever pulled an all nighter, and what's the longest time you're gone without sleep?

Alt: Which films should win a Oscar this year?
(Stibbins, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 15:52, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so i have a big charity quiz tonight
what topics should I quickly look up and memorise? best pub quiz name you've ever heard??

alt: do you trust your instincts and act impulsively or are you a planner with a spreadsheet?

altalt: best/worst characteristics a person can have?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:47, 103 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Throwback Thursday
Share your tales of B3ta past and link to the best stuff.

Alt. What do you wish they would bring back and why?
I quite miss Lamb and Mint Tudor crisps, decent Brit pop and Gamesmaster. Domonik Diamond is a creep though.

AltAlt. Lunch and weekend plans please.
I have a Cajun Chicken sammidge.

altaltalt. Dunno lol!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:20, 246 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Rocking
Today I'm rocking a tramp like beard and a slight hangover

What are you rocking?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:56, 123 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so how relevant is the question really, to whether the thread is good or not?
alt: how are you under pressure? do you steel up, or weep like a pussy?

altalt: how would you talk someone from here down from a bridge? what would you say?

altaltalt: go on then, have a food question. which is better - tiny novelties or giant ones? like, mini chocolate buttons, or gargantuan ones?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:41, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)