alright?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 22:49, 69 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Should I start a new thread then, eh?
For fun and kicks and stuff.

That's right, kids - FUN. Have FUN or I'll delete this thread with no prior warning. FUN. Remember.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 19:05, 45 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

:( I'm hungry now.
How are you all feeling?
Evening plans?

That's lovely.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 17:26, 77 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Top Pie Fillings
Go!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:43, 203 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My candy crush progress is not syncing to my phone, so I am still stuck on level 350.
The email help are repetitive and not helpful at all AKSHULLY.
What WOES are you facing today?

Alt. I'm mixing up my foods tonight, I have beef marinating in both tandoori and harissa spices. Nom.
What did you last mix up?

AltAlt. Give us the title of your autobiography.
Mine's "too busy dancing" or "late to the party"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 13:42, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

22nd March.
Booze in Bristol. Oh, and food.

As you were. Talk about lunch or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 12:04, 226 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Off sick windy thread!
So how do you feel about Scotland? Do you care a jot about their independence and currency debate?

Alt: do you like documentaries?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:26, 216 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

cor, it was pretty windy last night!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:25, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning Off Topicsers
Yesterday was rubbish. Today will be better. How the devil are you?
Alt: Look! An 'artist' is doing a 'project' using 'made-up words'!
madeupwordsproject.com/
What made up bullshit terms do you and your 'friends' or 'family' use for things that other people wouldn't understand?
Altalt: I have coffee and a cboissant. Do you?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 7:45, 164 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

To paraphrase Blackadder...
Where are you, you bastards.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 21:36, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck that edgy racism.
My missus has just had her soundlcoud song played on Radio 2 by Mark Radcliffe on his folk show.

This makes her approximately 59,000 times better than Tangles.
Who are you/your family better than and why?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:02, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good evening shitcunts.
In the words of the darker coloured; 'Wogwon'?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:22, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah, enough of that shit.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/windy-weather-trees-brought-down-6701476
Trees are down!! I repeat, tree branches are down!!
Link something from your local rag.

alt. I'm pulling myself into modern life and have bought an ipad mini. When did you last treat yourself?

AltAlt. Best takeaway. You fat bastards.
I like a nice mixed kebab, cabbage and onion, chilli and mint sauce, ta.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:33, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE. TAFKAMONTY IS BACK!!!11!!!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 17:02, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Clifton suspension bridge has been closed.
There are RED wind warnings and we aren't allowed to go home even though the rail companies have started cancelling services. It's a bloomin' outrage.

Alt: If I said YM had a beautiful body would she hold it against me?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:27, 249 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New thread.
Alright?

Alt - the winter olympics - as shit, less shit or more shit than proper olympics?

altalt - pricks
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:00, 151 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have porridge with blueberries today
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:30, 286 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What is character and resilience?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-26140607
How do you define it, and how would you teach it? This sounds like another pop at the teaching profession really.
Alt, why did you choose your particular user name? Mine came from yahoo years ago, when I was trying to wind someone up.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 7:01, 46 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I said it would be 1-1 and it was
I really should start putting money on these things.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 1:02, Reply)

My new cable has arrived!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:33, 39 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That last thread's shit and Dozer is a prick.
What else isn't news?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:25, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

BUMHOLES

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 19:20, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Secret shames
I cannot help but love me a bit of Kylie. What are your secret shames?

Alt:
Afternoon snack of choice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 16:10, 214 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You will all be pleased to know I am getting a dude in to do my garden (jungle) (not a euphemism)
Couldn't be arsed with all that cutting and weeding and trimming.
What do you employ people to do in your life?

alt. Where do you source your news from? Twitter? Red Tops, News channels?

AltAlt. dunno LOL

Just chat, dammit. How is you Tuesday panning out?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:48, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hello fellow made up people
What have you got for lunch today or something. What would you have for lunch today if it was your last lunch ever? Would you take the opportunity to see what human flesh tastes like?

Alt: I'm going camping to one those music festivals that seem to be popular. Apart from a tent, sleeping bag and backup hotel reservation, what three essentials should you not go camping without?

Altalt: Who would you take a bullet for?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:33, 173 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

News Anchor mistakes one black for another
abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2014/02/samuel-l-jackson-tells-news-anchor-im-not-laurence-fishburne/
Do they all look the same?

Have you ever been victim of a case of mistaken identity? What lolarity ensued.

Alt. Elevenses - With favourite condiment!

AltAlt. My motto on my family crest is "Neither By Chance Nor Fate"
What's your motto?

Hiya!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 11:26, 47 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's your favourite salad dressing?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 10:45, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Apart from the really obvious, what would you like more of?
au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/offbeat/a/21375171/happy-ending-for-two-nosed-dog/

Alt. Favorite animal?
(BeatsWork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 9:01, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

morning
(© The Doveston /talk)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 8:10, 86 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning, my med student will be off sick all week, don't know whether to be annoyed or chuffed.
When were you similarly confused? Not sure when something was a bonus or not?
Alt, what sorta of a plant are you? An ice breaking question at a conference recently.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 6:57, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)