salmond will be wanting us to keep Glasgow next. probably think he can swap it for Mayfair
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/video-sickening-racist-attack-glasgow-3158282

I was going to ask who is more to blame for racist beliefs, an individual or his family/society, but it seems a bit heavy for early morning. so - what do you think of buskers? musicians or annoying beggars? ever give them anything?

alt: so this summer is going to be the hottest on record, scientists say. REALLY?

altalt: go on then. best 3 breakfast items?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 7:51, 118 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright me niggaz
I'm in a nice bar and Gang Starr is on the stereo.

Are all y'all knotty headed hos kickin' it real?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:58, 376 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright
Did I miss anything?

Alt: Given your undoubted unique set of skills if you had to park yourself on a street corner right now to earn some money how would you go about it? How would other baytans?

Altalt: I dunno, do some quotes from films or something that you use in real life, I'm really into that shit. Guy in the office just did the full Ralph Brown m and m monologue from Waynes World 2. What a cunt.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:35, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've just earned 6 whole English paypal pounds for doing 2 surveys about household products.
When did you last get something for nothing?

Alt. Best Power ballad, since we're on a music theme and I am saying 'Alone' by Heart. *air grabs*

AltAlt. Aldi just won best supermarket over Waitrose. Are you a supermarket snob or do you go cheap?
I do go to Aldi if it's near for fresh produce but their cooking sauces are vile
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:58, 205 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Right, enough of that, Gormo and Cap'n Placid are putting me off lunch.
I think we're beginning to see the first signs of spring.
I like spring. Do you like spring?
What other seasons do you like?

Alt: Best girl band?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:18, 180 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Newslink!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26227943

What's your preferred type of underwear? What sort should be banned?

Alt: Lunch?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:52, 23 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ironing and potato chat? a new low for OT
what kind of chat do you like best? alt: what would be the dullest subject?

alt: can you keep secrets or are you a gossip?

altalt: I am stiff after running today. what muscle relaxing tips have you got? no weed chat, I hate weed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:03, 113 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yey tuesday! Aren't Tuesday's great? They are like Monday but a day later
I did some ironing last night, it took. Me about 20 minutes a shirt, what are you shit at?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:03, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

'Oh your hair isbeautiful...'
Listening toBlondie, having a sneaky one in the boozer.
What you up to?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:53, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am on the train, I had some free chicken.
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:22, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Do you watch much telly?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26221364
Or do you do interesting stuff, like hanging round OT? Kids' tv is ace. And I'm officially allowed to watch it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:34, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

maybe a silly question to shut-ins, but do any of you run?
I need a good recommendation for an arm band that will hold keys and an iPod without looking like a twat. normally the gym locker covers it, but I'm bored of treadmills. also, do the pedometers on iPods work??

alt: if you don't run, what do you do?

altalt: if your kid is shit at something, do you write it an excuse note? or is it character building?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:08, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Controversy
I'm cooking a veal bolognese his week. What's the most controversial food you've had?

Alt. 5 Nek Nomination deaths now, despite it being at the forefront of the media for weeks. Is this natural selection for those stupid enough to neck 2 pints of gin?
State a controversial belief or statement.

Alt alt. Frog wants some funnies, so feel free to ignore the above and have the usual piss taking.

I'm tired today :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:00, 235 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

PPI HSBC
Has anyone had any recent successes / failures?

Awaiting a response from the conning bastards
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:40, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, apart from MM, what has been the best thing to happen to you so far this year?
Alt: favourite french food?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:06, 235 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Monday yay!
It's grey and cold and drizzly and Monday! Brilliant!

Shit off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:36, 118 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm cooking dinner! There goes my do fuck all day.
It's duck, with all the veg etc. And yorkshire pudding, best thing to come out of that county. Food is great. Really, I fucking love it. Any dinner plans?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 17:47, 21 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's Sunday and the sun is shining.
Sinkholes. Are you in an area that's at risk? Who's house/car/possessions would you like to see swallowed by a massive hole*. Do you live in a flood plain? If so, what motivated you to live in an area with the word 'Flood' in the description?
Alt: As there is no rain today, when are we expecting the hosepipe bans?
Altalt: I dunno, today's plans or summat.

*YM jokes are unacceptable.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 9:45, 30 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, cocksuckers, let's have another evening thread.
What's the last (non recent release) film you watched? I watched There Will Be Blood & really enjoyed it.

Alt: Worst music you've ever heard?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:43, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening dudes.
How's the weekend going? I've had a tip top day
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:03, 216 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

oh rory
www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/climate_desk/2014/02/internet_troll_personality_study_machiavellianism_narcissism_psychopathy.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:33, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning just been phoned, can I go up to Manchester, IIC show?
iNClusion, independence and choice. Disabled thingy. Whats happening in Mcr? Grab a few beere while Im up :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 8:25, 11 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 21:52, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening Dateless Assemble
A woman at work just tried to sell us on the idea of bacon and banana sandwiches. Apparently she loves them. Weird.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:19, 57 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So De La Soul are giving away their music
www.rollingstone.com/music/news/de-la-soul-to-make-entire-catalog-available-for-free-20140213

What did you last give away?

Alt: Since Verne Troyer was once offered a role where he would hide under Abraham Lincoln's hat and kill people, what tv show should a b3tan be in? Make me an elevator pitch, as they say.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:32, 106 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dire Straits today like innit?
What's the craic? Why aren't you entertaining the masses on B3ta?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559329/William-Harry-chip-flood-effort-help-soldiers-lay-sandbags-Thames.html
Plenty of sandbags round the Queens innit. All the ones who are in actual need have David Cameron plodging about in his wellies.

Loads of overdoses in the papers lately too. Why are people so shit at drugs?

Alt. Tell us a joke.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:37, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Weekend plans?
Alt: I am missing my shed at the moment. What do you miss?

AltAlt: best chinese food?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 11:28, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

BARGAIN CUNT
In honour of turning up in Morrisons to be greeted by SO MUCH BREAD last night, tell me tales of your finest bargains

Alt:
Worst Valentines day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:43, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning. What's Valentines's Day brought for you? Choc, tea in bed, poke in the eye from a dog's great big hairy nudger?
We is doing steak dinner tonight. Aren't I the romantic?
Alt, plans? Daughter all day here, gonna make a good day of it. Play, burgers and dog walking.
Altalt, there was a byelection last night, was anyoneinterested?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 6:52, 113 replies, latest was 11 years ago)