your bank has folded and taken all your money with it
all you have is the cash in your wallet, it has to last you for a month. how much cash do you have and how do you spend it?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:13, 205 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:29, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sporters has asked for a new thread, so let's have one about him.
Is he a cunt? Is he a good chap? Would you like to meet him IRL? If so would that be to buy him a pint or to punch him in the face?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:10, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Stop talking about food, you fat cunts.
When was the last time you had a bout of buyers remorse?
My lad drunkenly bought a Ouija Board (by Hasbro) on Amazon and he claims it doesn't work. I assumed he meant because he can't contact the dead but apparently the planchette is meant to light up.

Alt. people falling over
www.anorak.co.uk/387831/celebrities/a-mighty-histotry-of-the-famous-and-infamous-who-took-a-tumble-in-public.html/

AltAlt. How's your Friday going/ Weekend plans/ Lunch?
Busy/ Not much, got the gardener in (euphemism lols)/ Chicken mulligatawny
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:38, 98 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

In gonna eat my toffee crisp now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:08, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've bought myself a toffee crisp for elevensees
What do you have for elevensees?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:46, 163 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

morning
alt: alright
altalt: hiya
altaltalt: #yolo
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:35, 237 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so is it true that naked ape touches children on the cunt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:48, 15 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening prick thread
www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-squid-seen-as-an-omen-by-japanese-fisherman-9140819.html
Giant squids are a bad omen apparently.
Do you believe any superstitions? Walking under ladders or owt?
I don't but I am interested in the paranormal and believe there are things we can't feel or see with our senses.

Alt. Im cooking Bombay Potatoes and curry tonight, what are you doing?

AltAlt. Just chat among yourselves.
Dozer, hope you can still get on here. I will miss you calling me names. Get mobile. There should be a B3ta app.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:49, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:19, 227 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

£15,000 holiday to the North Pole anyone?
www.exodus.co.uk/holidays/pnp/overview
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:14, 257 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm proper excited for the new formula 1 season, red bull are having an torrid time testing so the championship could be wide open
Plus the technical changes have turned the cars upside down.

What sporting events are you looking forward to?

Alt: gammon

Altalt: best type of egg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:06, 218 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Slow Thursday is slow.
What's the last best insult you heard?
My skinny drag friend Miss Rory was judging Drag Idol back home last week with two other portly queens, after berating them about their size he quipped "All I can smell is diabetes". Other gems were "you have to call a spade a cunt" to one of the contestants. Lovely.

Alt. Lunch. I have Pork Goulash soup and a pack of Marmite cashews.

AltAlt. Best Madonna era. I'm going for Ray of Light.

AltAltAlt. dunno lol! Link something.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:16, 149 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

come on, even Potato Ironing Chat was better than this!
talk to us about trolls. what's the point? why don't they think "why am I doing this?"

alt: are you confrontational, a quiet resister, or a pussy? how do you get your own way?

altalt: best of all the sauces?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:07, 165 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what does today have in store for you?
It's my last day in my current job. Going for a pint at lunch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 8:11, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Terrible new thread deletion by Frog.
Swipe probably bullied him in to it, just as she probably does to get him in to her stinking ginger fish mitten.

When were you last bullied in to something other than my mother?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:09, 161 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well that's dead.
Best job you've ever had? If you could have a different job for one day what would it be? I'd like to have a crack at being a plumber.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:50, 281 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Smart drugs, apparently more and more student are taking them
Is it cheating? Have you taken them you druggy degenerates?

Alt: how long is too long to sit in Costa using their wifi having bought 1 coffee?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:02, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Enough of that beakering and boasting
I see ol' Tone still hankers after a bit of dirty money then: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26259956

Where do you draw the line? What would you never do, no matter what the reward was?
Do any of you even have any morals?


Alt: Brooks: yes or no?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:00, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Would you take a 6 month contract in Dubai for £10k a month tax free + accomodation + flights provided.
If it meant not being able to see your child more often than one weekend in four?

I've just had a call asking me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 13:30, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, my folks have rented a cottage in Whitby for a week in July and have invited me.
I haven't spent more than 2 consecutive days with them since my teens.
Im quite looking forward to it but I just know it will end in arguments.
How do you get on with your folks?

Alt. www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/satan-cut-from-the-bible-for-looking-like-barack-obama-9138277.html
Satan's a pretty important part of the bible story, I'd say. Couldn't they have reshot with a person who didn't look like Obama?

AltAlt. Lunch. I have smoky chipotle and sweetcorn soup.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:58, 136 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

OK lets see if I can keep up my record of starting shit threads
If you could swap places with anyone in history who would it be and why?

Alt: I don't like chocolate or children could these be linked? what 2 things do you dislike and is there correlation?

Altalt: boobs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:35, 15 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what's the best boyband?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:58, 27 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's the worst regional accent?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:44, 86 replies, latest was 11 years ago)