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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm proper excited for the new formula 1 season, red bull are having an torrid time testing so the championship could be wide openPlus the technical changes have turned the cars upside down.
What sporting events are you looking forward to?
Alt: gammon
Altalt: best type of egg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:06,
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All sport is bent/ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:07,
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I'm quite looking forward to it, too.For the first time since Vettel started winning. Got a bit boring there, for a while.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:09,
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Who the fuck are you, BTW?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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I was pissed last night an perusing 70s Swedish album covers, this was the name of one band(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:14,
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It's going to be like the Eighties again.They should bring back six wheeled Tyrrels whilst they're about it.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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I'd add a 5 wheel mounted in the middle under the engine for extra grip(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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My dad used to get free tickets to the British Grand Prix in the 80s. As a result I got to see Senna, Prost etc race at Brands Hatch. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:24,
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I only realised, after doing a bit of post-Rush Googlingthat James Hunt only retired after Ricardo Patrese gave him a clout off the track. Ricardo bloody Patrese, I remember that guy racing in the 90s.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:27,
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I met Jensen Button a couple of years ago. Extremely arrogant prick and shorter than me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:30,
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That's disappointing, I've always rated him over Hamilton.I'm supporting Lotus anyway this year, so fuck 'em both.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:32,
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Really people I know that met him said he was greatMaybe he didn't like you, which is, let's be honest understandable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:37,
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tour de franceThe Grand Depart goes through York this year. Should be fun.
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They'll need a boat with all the flooding too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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As a Sunderland fan, I'm looking forward to getting buttfucked by Manchester City in the league cup finalI love watching the Olympics and the World Cups, get right into the cricket and 'ting. Curling is also really watchable (scatplay)
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I'm loving a poached at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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Curling is terminally dull and should be banned(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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There won't be a 'team GB' curling team if the jocks get independence. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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I am ok with this making dozer a non EU immigrant overnight what does salmond envisage doing with all the Scottish passports anyway? keep the British ones?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:36,
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You assume he has in anyway thought this through above and beyond "freeeeeeedom"Fuck let them leave, we then invade and rule them again under our rules
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:44,
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County Cricket innitAlt: Gamm off
Altalt: Chuckie
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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World Cup in the summer and Rugby World Cup next year, which is in England. I should get to go to a few matches. Altalt: Scotch made with black pudding.
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Chocolate and a surpriseWhat's not to like?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:35,
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The surprise is a week old severed penis(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:35,
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If I can get you on to a match day do you fancy it? Suited up free day out.
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Yes, but I could be awesomWhereas you already know that piers is un prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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that's not what you normally refer to him as it has 8 letters less for a start
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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I haven't made meringues in yearsi hate separating out egg white
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:26,
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You happily put Chompy's cock in your mouth, but struggle with eggs?You are even more weird than I thought.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:28,
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you can picture this next time you get force fed an omelette (
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:33,
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battered is the only one who knows how to say please or thank you but you should still take me. because tits.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:24,
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It always annoys when I see girls at a rugby game It a waste of a seat that could be filled with a man who actually knows what is going on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:26,
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well it doesn't apply in rugby for a start (
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:38,
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consider yourselves all successfully trolledheh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:51,
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WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITSI love that we all jumped on this like the big manly men we are
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Cheers, Stunner, that'd be great.Obvs no bother if it doesn't work out. I won't hate you or owt.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:28,
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My friends dad used to eat seagull eggs from the nests on the roof.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:25,
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I never tried them, but he said they tasted like 'egg'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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greggs hat made me watch f1 all the bloody time they just drive round in circles. and make noise.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:22,
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What they need are shitty personalised number plates given to them for their 21st. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:25,
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Altalt: am I the only one who thinks quail eggs are overrated?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:26,
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FINALLY someone with the balls to say it!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:27,
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Never had oneThey just look too small. MOAR egg please
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:27,
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Only ever had one on a steak tartareI disliked both, I am pretty sure that Tartare is just done for stupid blokes to prove they can eat raw meat
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expensive raw meat. I got stung on a three way bill on sloane square recently
where my friends had oysters and steak tartare and I had a cheese toastie. how can raw food cost so much?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:31,
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Sushi, innit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:41,
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Proper steak tartare, mixed with diced gherkin etc can be fantastic but only if the meat is really good quality. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:31,
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Just didnt do it for me, I kept thinking this would be great grilled on both sides and popped in to a bunI failed at man test
sad times
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It needs to have a smooth consistency like pate, that way all the seasonings blend in properly. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:34,
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I had it a few times in Avignon. Each time it was done slightly differently.
Every time it was nom.
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d'Avignon. Which, btw, is quite impressive.
Great for a weekend away esp if you fly into Nime, check out the amphitheatre, then get a train.
Food is outstanding as are the sights.
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I'm hoping to rent Swipes family place in Cornwall later this year. Looks really good & exactly the right sort of place for micro(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:50,
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Interesting...I might be in the market for something similarLink me up; that ok gill?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:51,
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I'll leave it to Swipe to gaz it to you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:54,
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Never had steak tartareNot a fan of capers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:32,
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You don't like capers? That's unadventurous.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:34,
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One sort of joke. That's me done for the day. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:37,
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I had it in belgum, but it was more of a paste than finely chopped, I was quite indifferent, i'd imagine that sandwich paste that poor people have is pretty much the same thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:41,
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Poor tangles has probably had to do some work during this thread(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:27,
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Being a true lad I like a lot of sports, F1 this year should be very interesting. I never quite understood the flak that Vettle got though. He is clearly a great driver loads of people moaning saying it was just the car seemed to forget that is the point.
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hahahahah!Good old Geordie cobbler
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:33,
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I fucking love Duck Eggs.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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I tucking love that shitDidn't it get banned for a while for being carcinogenic?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:40,
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I'm not sure about this lager stuff Frog. Think I might need one or two more to see if I can acquire the taste. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:44,
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You'll be lucky, what with your missus being pregnant. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:48,
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we were never allowed puddings at home but my friend's mum used to let us put our own ice magic on when I went round there. best afternoon tea ever.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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yeeeeahyou're in for a big* disappointment when mini ape starts bringing friends home for tea
* well about 3 inches
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:48,
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She is dressed as a princess today, neighbours dressing up kit, she looks pleased as punch(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:50,
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How dreadfully common.Does your mazda have one of those 'Little Princess on board' signs in the window?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:53,
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You're sweetShall we talk yurts? My mate's blew away in the storms
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:05,
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He clearly didn't do enough to appease the weather gods(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:08,
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Micro and I did some craft type stuff yesterday. She glued feathers and sparkly things on to me. I looked like Danny La Rue.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:53,
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It's strange what you'll do for your kidsSee singing and dancing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:13,
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oh man where is lovely badger when we need him?he'll tell you that mini didn't want to do this, you convinced her that she must like princess stuff...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:54,
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Yeah', I get the duck eggs, put them in a bambory and [blah blah - result being a vanilla custard], put them in the freezer and finish off with a Ice Magic.I serve with a cocktail aparatif of Robbison's Fruit'n'Barley with Water.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:35,
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find a food type that gonz hasn't improved on when it comes to spelling (
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:44,
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Haha, I think my way is better though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:20,
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Yeah', but only the lychee flavour. I grind them up and dust them over the top.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:33,
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The F1 should be good, however even though the playing field is now 'levelled' by the new engines.....Some fields are leveller than others
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Altalt: Duck
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Well I suppose we've had gay chat, now we get sport chat.I'm looking forward to the world cup and tennis.
Alt. yes.
Altalt. Egg fried rice.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:41,
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I only really watch the England matches in a pub til they get kicked out. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:48,
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Do you gossip about the players legs and how they have baths togetherBefore going to the bogs for some spunky piss play?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:49,
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Straight people do that?I've been missing out.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:50,
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It's played by and watched by frightful oiks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:54,
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It's ghastly, why do these people have the time and money to waste on such vileness?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:03,
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A good match is an excellent watchSeeing teams like Barcelona play is awesome
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:05,
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No it's notNothing happens for hours at a time, then someone falls over and cries cos someone touched them, them someone spits, then they shout at the ref, then they fall over again then they finish and go to a hotel to gang rape the cleaner
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:08,
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I know and you know, that isn't true.The way footballers weep over a little tumble is pathetic, one rugby tackle would break them in half
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:12,
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And it's always the kids getting 'touched'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:14,
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I suppose what we are agreeing on is the fact that Nakers touches children on the cunt.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:15,
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I'm just enjoying the football season currentlyWorld Cup should be interesting too.
Alt: Not a fan.
Altalt: Fried
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:55,
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Do they do gammon now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:03,
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