Stop talking about food, you fat cunts.
When was the last time you had a bout of buyers remorse?
My lad drunkenly bought a Ouija Board (by Hasbro) on Amazon and he claims it doesn't work. I assumed he meant because he can't contact the dead but apparently the planchette is meant to light up.

Alt. people falling over
www.anorak.co.uk/387831/celebrities/a-mighty-histotry-of-the-famous-and-infamous-who-took-a-tumble-in-public.html/

AltAlt. How's your Friday going/ Weekend plans/ Lunch?
Busy/ Not much, got the gardener in (euphemism lols)/ Chicken mulligatawny
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:38, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"Stop talking about food... something something something... Chicken Mulligatawny"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I know, but I also know how it makes a thread last longer.
Because hungry gannet cunts.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

we had a thread going there jaysum you and your threads are bullshit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)

The last remorse on here was when Nakers touched those chillins on their cunts.
Alalt: I am going to a wedding this weekend. I hate weddings.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

FCK u H8erz!! !!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Bought Father Ted on DVD, it cost me £40
Whilst it's a good series, I don't like it THAT much.

Alt:

AltAlt: Not bad thanks, waking up now, was far too late to bed last night. Lunch is yet to be decided upon, as I forgot to bring anything in.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

That is mesmerising but I can't quite tell what happens to his head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I think it went into the ground or he looks like Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her after being hit on the head by a shovel.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I never have buyers remorse
always look forward, never back. Possibly why I have a box full of crap in the spare room.

Alt: can't look at that site at work, apparently it has no redeeming features.

AltAlt:
Friday - Fucking busy. Lots of "why isn't this working - oh, it's because we forgot to mention we actually wanted it. Can you get it down before the weekend?"
Weekend - off up to Birmingham to watch football and then get drunk with mates.
Lunch: Off up the market. Probably a hog roast bun or maybe a burrito. Possibly pie and mash depending on what pies the pieman is doing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

alt. Your PC is judgemental!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

^^^this is why I hate Fridays
it's the day when people who couldn't be arsed to sort stuff out earlier in the week suddenly dump it on you and tell you it's your problem if it's not sorted by Monday.....grrrr.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Unlucky, I hardly do a thing on Fridays.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Me either.
But it kind of drags.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Nope. It's generally pretty chilled here on a Friday and shorter hours.
We have two new Solicitors to work with today though so it's slightly more manic.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:59, Reply)

I love those markets. Yummy food, albeit a bit overpriced.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:00, Reply)

It's a miracle they get Lighty to part with his money.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:02, Reply)

The smell of the moth balls in his wallet must put others off their food.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)

fuck you both with a rusty spike

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)

GeordieJay fingers kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Dozer fingers flids.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Alright dozer.
Suburban Base are putting their entire back catalogue on iTunes and releasing a best of cd and merchandise.

I'm a little bit excited.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I loved "All that she wants" bestest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)

That was ace

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Start a new thread please, old chap

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Altalt going to Oxford for the weekend to stay with friends, this will include meeting winders for a pint on Sunday

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

\o/
Pass on B3ta's fondest regards.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Hope you have a headguard on stand by
for when his fists of fury get itchy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Tell him I said that he's a ginger prick and looks like a man from the middle ages

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Low rent Mike Hucknell alike, was going to be my line.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)

Lunch is spicy tomato/pepper/chilli soup with nommy chorizo in
I have rather inconveniently got some work booked in for 1pm so pub will be later on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)

stupid work.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL_y2uzrqLo
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

I think I might have a tapeworm
I can't stop eating
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

I don't think eating a tapeworm is the answer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Ouroboros

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

but won't he eat all the food I'm forcing down my pie hole?
Honestly, I'm eating so much at the moment, it's ridiculous. I've already eaten loads for lunch, and I'm not finished yet.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Could you not just poo a bit more?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

not with my clacker, forget it
It's like the Japanese flag on a good day
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)