In gonna eat my toffee crisp now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:08, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

But in what manner will you eat it?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:11, Reply)

:O
I'm going to Tesco to score a fucking mango. Just try and fucking stop me and see what happens.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I need an idea for lunch. maybe some falafels.
sushi for dinner tonight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:19, Reply)

You probably won't have time for lunch.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I will be eating it at my desk, yep

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Steak and chips

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)

have an air biscuit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)

someone gave me several of those last night

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)

ha ha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Cheese.
Lots of cheese.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I fucking love cheese
right now I would like some hard core roquefort or dolce latte on fudges walnut biscuits and some goats cheese balls rolled in crushed pistachios and served on a bed of green salad and thinly sliced radishes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Dirty bitch!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I ain't going to get it :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Doner kebab.
With chilli sauce.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Meat and potato pie
with mash and gravy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Meatza

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Donkey cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)

All day full English breakfast and 4 pints of beer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:35, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:36, Reply)

#Bants

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

battered fish

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Haribo coons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

cheestring surprise

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Depends if it's that time of the month

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)

a packet of pork scratchings and two fingers of hard liquor
just don ask nakers to measure it out for you
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Who the fuck are yiu

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

in that case you spelt liquor wrong

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I'm going up the market
probably have hog roast inna bun.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Oh man my toffee crisp was SOOOOO good!
If I didn't have a toffee crisp I don't know what I'd do...kill myself probably
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

SHUT UP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)