I have a craving for a full on roast. Beef. Nice and rare.
What do you get cravings for (other than my mother)?

Alt: will you bother voting on Thursday?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:19, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Seafood is shit
alt: apart from fish fingers and taramasala

altalt: Vote Mayor Monty McCheese&Chive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:49, 250 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

come on children, wake up
what's the worst thing a man can do? nothing too major, just appearance/behaviour/habits/hobbies?

what's the worst thing a woman can do?

alt: if something can be hot or cold, like salmon or quiche (or salmon quiche) or tea, how do you like it, baby?

altalt: go on then. LUNCH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 11:46, 157 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So how would you pronounce Egham?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 7:22, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can't believe none of you got me nuffink for candles day.
What was your best candle day?
alt. Up to owt nice this eve?

Don't care.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 May 2014, 19:27, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It would seem it is bye bye to B3th.
The other day I asked her on Facebook why she hadn't been around here and she said 'stopped enjoying it, so stopped going'.

So consider this thread an online book of condolence. Share your memories.

Alt: suggest who shoul replace her as mod lite.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:56, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YOLO
Positive thread, come guys you can do it!

alt:best BBQ recipe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:54, 204 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

If you don't like Gina Yashere you must be racist.
alt: Which frog-faced Nazi-marrying white supremacist do you want deciding hospital closures?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 12:52, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Comedians: best and worse. Explain why.
Alt: another 'lifer' has gone on the run. Who would you like to see escape from prison?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 10:55, 263 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning Australians, insomniacs and people with small children
Alright?

I went wake boarding yesterday so feeling pretty stiff and sore today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 7:56, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright yer
Just been to a hip hop thing innit yer, you wouldn't understand because the kind of music you listen to is beneath me innit me knotty headed niglets.

Studying for me R05 tomorrow yer, pensions and financial advice is well lol.

Whiskey/whisky etc

Alright, ha ha old memes!!!!!!
(Tim Stilton 🧀, Sat 17 May 2014, 22:39, 11 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I went to a cinema and watched an actual film today
Next Goal Wins

The ultimate sports underdog movie on the one hand, and a proper documentary about a people and culture on the other. Recommended.

What you up to?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 May 2014, 22:38, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning B3TA and how the devil are you all?
The sun is shining and, surprise surprise, I don't have a hangover! This could be the perfect start to a perfect day - other than the fact I'm working at a trade show all day.
What, oh best beloved, are your plans for this glorious day? Will you take a lazy punt down the river and eat cucumber sandwiches? Will you spend quality time with your loved ones? Or, will you sit at your fetid desk, curtains drawn, wanking like a demented chimp to the latest version on 'Anal granny farmyard'?* Enlighten us!

Alt: Cheese on toast - an acceptable breakfast?

Altalt:I dunno - something about otters perhaps?

*My money's on this one.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 May 2014, 7:59, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

/offtopic could probably do with some otters,
couldn't it?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:54, 157 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've just had a call from "BBC Three call centre" trying to sell me life insurance.
What have I kissed this week in a nutshell.
You didn't even notice I'd gone did you?
*runs off crying*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:45, 204 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've just eaten a massive portion of various pasta salads and I have a bottle of strawberry milk.
Today is ten years since I started seeing my wife. I have made her a card with pipecleaners and glitter glue. It's very cool.

What were you doing ten years ago? No, you weren't doing my wife, I was the only one in the room, you may have been doing my mum though, she was on the other side of the world so I would have no idea.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:34, 220 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, anything made you do contented little squeaks recently?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 10:47, 160 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Friday!
I liv 4 da weekend, an every oda day in da week, coz if i didn id b dead, stupid fucker, i luv ta go out wif me m8s an av a gud time which i usually do, an gt pissd outa me tree, well i dnt av a tree bt if i did id gt pissd outa it!!

How about you?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 7:58, 244 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ex wife wants to come round to mine.
I'm posting this as potential legal evidence.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 May 2014, 18:39, 36 replies, latest was 11 years ago)