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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a craving for a full on roast. Beef. Nice and rare.
What do you get cravings for (other than my mother)?

Alt: will you bother voting on Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:19, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Drugs and alcohol mainly
Alt: Of course, it is very important.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Is X factor back on?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:21, Reply)
BGT is
it's been really inspiring this year
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:26, Reply)
No it hasn't

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Cars
Alt: I'm not going to be at the address I'm registered at, anymore. Bad timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:23, Reply)
You could still go to the polling station

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I shall have to find out where the nearest one is.
I'm concerned that UKIP might not get enough votes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I hope plenty of these idiots wake up to a UKIP led council on Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)
I'm pretty sure they will.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)
That'll learn them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
booze, holidays, time alone
alt: no
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Beer, wine, sleep, cheese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:26, Reply)
i'v ejust been eating Tuc biscuits with Camembert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
also a second vote for sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I have a craving to buy myself an nice present as I deserve it, dunno what though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
how about a cricket ball that says "Dave" on it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
It'd be 'David' I reckon, cricket is a gentleman's sport, no Daves allowed.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)
he's already got one of those

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:31, Reply)
No I ent, gotta file that in the overflowing 'nearly got you this' section

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:32, Reply)
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
bit of a giveaway Einstein
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2286824
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
maybe it was a DOUBLE BLUFF

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
like my lacoste jumper you didn't sort out but said you would, like that kind of bluff????!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
THAT'S STILL WITH THE MANAGER
he is querying the brand of "hand wash" that i used.

i don't think he'd like the answer "zanussi".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
CHINNY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
RECKON

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
You're doing frogs laundry now?
I tell you, it won't be long now...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Bet she's already got 'Worldofpleather.com on bookmark.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
you should try the pub in shepherds market where boyce and frog had beef on sunday
fucking excellent there.

diet coke.

alt: of course.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Pub roasts never have enough meat & are often overpriced.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Substandard yorkshire's and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
You consider a tenner for a sunday roast overpriced?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
he's going to shit pubs
not having to scrub out a roasting pan is worth a fiver in itself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I don't know about anyone else but I'm not going to trust a judgement on what's overpriced from a woman who thinks ten quid for a salad is money well spent.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)
i'm calling ZING here

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
You mean the same woman who thinks nothing of spunking £100 on a glorified plate for a father's day present?
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2286815
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
HE ONLY PAID FOR A THIRD OF IT, ACTUALLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
don't forget the special gloves and all
or she's trying to put her dad in hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)
^ pikey ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
I've not encountered a good pub selling a roast at that price. It's £17 in my local.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
So on a sample of one you think sunday roasts in pubs are overpriced?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
No, that was just an example.
Other than chain pubs like Brewers Fayre (which I wouldn't eat in anyway) I haven't seen anywhere decent selling a roast in London for under a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
But 10-12 quid is not an unreasonable amount to pay for a sunday roast.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Here up t north.
A local pub to me does a fucking great roast for under 9 quid
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:22, Reply)
I trust you will be voting Labour on Thursday?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
yeah, they've always done a great job in the past

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This isn't a General Election

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I MEANT IN LOCAL AREAS
anywhere with a labour council is always a treat to visit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
I'm voting Labour too. for both

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
SO by that reasoning you are voting green?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
i'm voting swipe
a vote for swipe is a vote for sense
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)

sense £10 salads
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 16:11, Reply)

sense blowjobs and pleather jackets
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:22, Reply)
I'm out

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I've never had a remarkably good Sunday roast in a pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2286884
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
The Gibraltar Rock in Tynemouth does an amazing roast dinner with LOADS of beef and horseradish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Bit too far for me to drive just for Sunday lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
It really isn't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Driving to a pub always results in me being sad I can't have a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Drinking and driving is ok on a Sunday afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
only when the weather is fine

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
*blows jug*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Especially if you've eaten some meat to soak up the alcohol.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I usually smoke a joint to take the edge off the booze

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Cheeky line soon perks you up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
It's a delicate balancing act

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Damn right.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
When the weather is hot, and you've got women, you've got women you've got women on your mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Bit sexy car crash SURPRISE! gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Charter a plane, you povvo cunt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
the potatoes are always sub standard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Yep. Often poor gravy as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
The potatoes are floury, the meat leathery, and the yorkshires rubbery.
The whole thing is awful. I've never been anything other than disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Fank u velly much

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
worst is when you get a couple of roast pots and then som boiled...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
The boiled potatoes are always like glue :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Rare? get that beef bbq'd to within an inch of its life.
I sometimes have a craving for pickles. Like the whole jar in one sitting. stronger the better.

alt. yeah probably. Not UKIP though you will be delighted to know
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
How can one of "your" lot be so wrong about meat

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
He wants it brown inside, what are you struggling to understand?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
I don't like my cock bleeding

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Stop shoving it into mincers then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Bumsnet is that way >

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:00, Reply)
IT'S ALRIGHT GUYS
I found something I can mod into a good cabinet. Just need to make a shelf to take the turntable.

PHEW!

I know guys, the relief in here is palpable!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
We'll need pics
I dun weeded my raised beds at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Skag.
Lovely lovely skag.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Deliciously moreish

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Mmmmmmm
A full beef roast. Now you've given me cravings!
Alt: No. Vote/don't vote - makes 3/8 of fuck all difference either way. The crash showed that governments don't wield power, they're just there to draw attention away from those that do*

*Thank you Douglas Adams
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!1!!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)
boring. going down the boozer.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Star Wars.
Alt: Star Wars.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Greasy takeout pizza
Alt: yeah, because it's a licence to bang on about it. If you don't vote you just have to shut up and lump the idiots who get elected.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)
alt: voting Green as that's the closest I can get to a protest vote without helping some racist cunt into power

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:22, Reply)
actually, the greens might all be massive bigots too, never bothered to check
at least i don't get a doormat full of drivel from them
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:23, Reply)
The irony that the Green Party can't get elected because they won't use flyers as they're not green

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:33, Reply)
They should get some toilet rolls printed up and send those out

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)
and then people could wipe their shit all over them and send them to the UKIP freepost

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:38, Reply)
next person to post on /ot is a megapaedo 5eva

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 18:13, Reply)

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