Alright.
Anybody know what I'm doing on the 24th or 25th of August?

I've no idea and the mrs is in a meeting so I can't ask her.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:03, 12 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hey cow, you still at Centerparcs? Fallen off your mountain bike yet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:50, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Early start as early finish.
I'd do this every day if I could.

What would you do every day if you could other than MM or MD?

Alt: To whom would you give money if you won the Lottery?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 8:02, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:27, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good evening part II : The deletion.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:15, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

who hasn't posted for a while?
metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/man-dies-after-getting-vibrator-stuck-up-his-anus-and-waiting-too-long-to-get-medical-attention-4830046/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:18, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hi The Internet!
MEATSNAKE formally (No, not formerly, although correct that ent what I meant) known as Frog here!!!

How's your day going?

Alt: Which of the many tired unfunny memes would you BANHAMMER?

Altalt: LUNCHY MUNCHIES???????
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:14, 189 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 13:10, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So Mrs Doubtfire is no more
Who will be the next celebs to depart from our dear world?

Alt:
I saw a frog yesterday who had been run over. He was still standing there, looking rather surprised as his guts were poking out of his mouth. What has shocked you lately?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 10:15, 167 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

RIP robin Williams...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 0:11, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Night thread.
For the cool kids.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:10, 181 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Somebody's making a film with kung-fu nazis in, ideal for McBeef
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kungfury/kung-fury

What film would be ideal for particular b3tans?

Alt: Last film you saw? Mine was Captain America: Winter Soldier which was jolly good since it had both explosions and Scarlet Johanssen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:26, 86 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what's everyone having for lunch then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:59, 164 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I really csn't be bothered to read bent Jay's thread.
Just thought you'd appreciate this update.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:51, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I really csn't be bothered reading that thread.
Has anyone felt the effects of this so called hurricane? It's slightly blustery in Manc.
What's the worst weather experience you've ever had?

Alt. Welcome back Tangles. Why isn't he posting here?

altalt. Im off to Chester Zoo on Saturday. what are YOU doing?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:47, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I really csn't be bothered reading that thread. I have loads of bar snack samples to sample, what do you like to nibble when boozing? Ym is not an option.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 10:36, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 20:10, 12 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sunday morning!
What's the plan dudes?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Aug 2014, 10:07, 41 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Anyone coming down the pub?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 19:56, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Marmalade is an abomination

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 9:09, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cor, that Liz Kendall eh? Phwooar.
alt: get fucked
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 19:36, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've been in discussions with Rob about fingering dogs. Apparently it's similar to humans, but you don't need the latex. Dog's are a bit cleaner apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 16:28, 139 replies, latest was 11 years ago)