what's everyone having for lunch then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 11:59, 164 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ham, salami, cheese and coleslaw rolls.
packet of prawn cocktail.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Either 2 or 4 sandwiches
Roast pork with apple stuffing, watercress, rocket and spinach on multiseed bread.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:02, Reply)

i'm contemplating a cheese and cracked black pepper coleslaw bagel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Pastrami, Chorizo and some Krakowska
With ciabatta and cheese.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:03, Reply)

pricks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)

This serves as an answer and a statement.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)

A battered donkey dick with AIDs fried potatoes and anchovies
And a Bounty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Roquefort, pear and walnut salad.
And fear. Lots of fear.
(berk, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:13, Reply)

In answer to your earlier question
Al Murray, Richard Herrings, Whose line is it anyway and scottish comedian of the year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:20, Reply)

A general feeling of ennui, with a side salad of existential angst and some teenage poetry.
Or a sandwich.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:14, Reply)

nothin

( Peej, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Not a load of cheese and wine :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:20, Reply)

It's shit coming back from France, isn't it?
None of this meal deal from sainsburys bollocks over there.
(berk, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:22, Reply)

I don't see why I couldn't just keep a box of wine on my desk.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)

And take three hours for lunch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Home-made lamb and vegetable soup and a roll
It's the fucking business. Best soup ever.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:25, Reply)

alright niggaz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Really I have venison sausage casserole with red wine gravy.
It's actually a thing of beauty.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:33, Reply)

2 sandwiches. Not sliced. Just as they are. With Ham and chili mayo and pickles and lettuce and tomatoes.
I'm actually enjoying my day today. Mooching around, doing some work. Nice and easy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Mayo and pickle?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)

I'll tell you what, right
Mayo in a cheese and pickle sammich is wonderful.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)

I meant pickled gherkins. But I didn't type that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Your use of the plural made it abundantly clear what you meant.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Mayo is disgusting

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Oh my, I forgot, I made some gazpachio yesterday, it's proper good.
I'm using those little cheese'n'onion (or sour cream and osmething; donno) pretzels as crootons.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Mrs Vagabond likes sci-fi.
She likes Aliens and Close Encounters and Silent Running and Poltergeist and all shiz like that.

What sci-fi fillum do the panel recommend I get her as a lovely surprise present? I'd be interested in sincere recommendations of stuff that is quite obscure, but not manga, as "that's just cartoons".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Red Dwarf
It's well lol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Ugh.
Hate Red Dwarf. Don't get it, hate the Brittas Empire guy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Moon?
I don't know if that's obscure enough.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Ah - good call - the sort of thing I'm after, but we've seen it.
But yeah - something a bit quirky and leftfield like that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

How's she on the genre classics, Blade Runner, 2001 etc?
I'd quite like to see Metropolis, one day.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Anything with Harrison Ford in is kept close to her heart and knickers.
2001 - I think we've seen. She's seen most of the classics (I'm easy - my televisual and cinematic knowledge is absolutely shit).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Pick out a couple of the older ones from here, I would.
www.timeout.com/london/film/the-100-best-sci-fi-movies-full-list
( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Oo nice one - cheers.
Someone recommended THX the other day - that's going on the list.

How in God's teeth did Attack The Block get on that list?!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:25, Reply)

The original THX 1138 is awesome
Also, try John dies at the end.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Rather loose interpretation of sci-fi, I think
See also Three Colours: Red. Great film, but not sci fi.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Yer - that confused me, but I've not seen any of the Tricolore films.
We did rent all three once, and were going to totally watch them with our glasses on and everything, but then we kept finding old episodes of ... Masterchef or whatever, which seemed a little bit preferable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Punch her in the tits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Chocky.
Or the sequel, Chocky's Children.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Day of the Triffids.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Has she seen Prometheus?
John Dies at the End was pretty weird and quirky
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Howard The Duck

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:27, Reply)

#spoileralert

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Aliens and Close Encounters and Silent Running and Poltergeist

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:28, Reply)

The Running Man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Time Cop.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:32, Reply)

The Black Hole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Space Balls

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Morons From Outer Space

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
or
The Toxic Avenger
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:40, Reply)

brazil

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Is it good, though? Isn't Brazil just a massive weird head-trip - a Gilliam classic of dystopian set pieces with no real cohesive thread?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)

nah, it's one of the best films ever
You just have to a) get the proper version and b) spot the hallucination. I wish I'd not lent my copy to someone, I can't even remember who it was
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:50, Reply)

The Fourth Kind scared teh shit out of me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Sharknado 2

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I like this.
The Day The Earth Stopped.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Anything with Bill Paxton in it.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Bill Paxton's wife.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Not on IMDb friend.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Timecrimes.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Starship Troopers

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Sweet chili chicken wrap and a bag of McCoys
Also some mysterious foreign sweets from someone's holiday. Pineapple tart things were alright and some sort of tiny almond biscuit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:47, Reply)

i wish all things were sweet chilli flavoured

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:50, Reply)

my colleague brought giant milka bars
triple chocolate, ie dark/milk/white and caramel crunch.

fucking crack-laced milka. should be illegal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I has dark chocolate bounty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:59, Reply)

my friend keeps mini bounties in the freezer
they are nice frozen, sort of like an ice cream but not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)

We have been nomming bar snacks all day.
Chili peperami are up there, as are sweet and sour crackers, best of all are garlicjerki. I could non these all day.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:02, Reply)

gash
my dad just sent me a pic from where he is on holiday, saying "spotted! zoom in closely!" i spent ages zooming in on the people in the pic, expecting sleb action.

turns out he thought one of them looked like my brother. ffs. i can see my poxy brother any time i like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Why do I read these

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:18, Reply)

because there is nothing else to read

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:38, Reply)

^
and Lighty's thread is shit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:43, Reply)

i was trying to think of a film for you
but i couldn't think of one where the kids cut out holes in boxes and act because there is no electricity in the yurt :(

ooh wait. punch and judy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:44, Reply)

It appears somebody's kickstarting a film specifically for Monty
vimeo.com/83779832

It has kung fu nazis in it as well as vikings and stuff.


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:23, Reply)

I made him aware of this last week because im so cool.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:26, Reply)

ooOOoo get you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:27, Reply)