Alistair Darling resembles Paul O'Grady a bit. Who else resembles someone else a bit?
What do you imagine other B3Tans to look like?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 14:34, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Christ it really is dead on its arse here, isn't it?
Alt: Dead words: metro.co.uk/2014/08/25/pussy-cat-marvellous-and-cheerio-just-some-of-the-words-that-no-longer-exist-in-our-vocab-4845616/
Which anachronistic words do you still use, or would like to see make a return?
Which words would you consign to the dictionary bin?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:04, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

WHERE IS EVERYONE?
WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FOR LUNCH? THAT USUALLY WORKS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Aug 2014, 12:02, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Urrrrrgh
touch.dangerousminds.net/all/man_had_moth_buzzing_inside_his_head_for_days#1
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 17:31, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 13:34, 26 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's August bank holiday and it's raining - quel surprise
I was going to see if there were any country shows/fetes on, now I'm sitting in my pants by the computer wittering on to you shut-ins. What plans did you have for the day that have been spoiled by the weather? Or, are you braving the rain to do it anyway?

Alt: I dunno, make one up.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 9:38, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Had our very own sausagegate here :((
We had a barbecue here yesterday, for a birthday, she supplied all her own noms, she's just been round to collect uncooked stuff, and a box of sausages has disappeared :O Sausages too, not fucking chipolatas. Thieving twats. When did you last commit or indulge in petty pilfering?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 13:48, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Stibbins lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 0:18, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Deletion!Mods!
Weekend plans?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 12:57, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is not good.
Not good at all.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 0:47, 21 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I have beer and nuts, what do you have?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:50, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lunchtime Thread
I'm having a bacon'n'duck-egg bagel with HP Guiness Sauce.

Q1: What's your ultimate sandwich?
For me, I think it's the above.
Q2: What's all your Twitter handles?
I'm @IMakeInternets
Q3: What's your obsession? Show off something unusual you have with your obession.
For me, it's tech, I got all kinds of crazy shit coming in the month or soo, the weridest thing is one of these: iRing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:55, 56 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

breakfast woes
first i went to fancy bakers "paul" and bought what looked like a really nice if overpriced stick of wholewheat bread studded with dark chocolate chips. the woman said to me that i couldn't leave one behind by itself, so i ended up buying both to give one to my trainee. they're fucking rank. she is trying to be polite, but we both know they are fucking rank. then i went to 3 different shops and our staff restaurant trying to find smooth tropicana. ALL SOLD OUT. just bottles and bottles of cunty stuff with cunt bits in it.

when did you last have a massive food disappoint?

alt: big debate on the radio this morning about whether to let the british fighters back when they come home from the middle east. let them in, imprison them, send them away. what would you do?

altalt: BANK HOLIDAY BABY. what are you doing with it?

altaltalt: sucks to be him: www.rollonfriday.com/TheNews/EuropeNews/tabid/58/Id/3494/fromTab/36/currentIndex/1/Default.aspx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:52, 70 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Happy Friday To You
Happy Friday To You
Happy Friday Dear Everyone (But not Doctor Shitman who is going to die today)
Happy Friday To You!!!

Yeah!!!

Alright?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:29, 218 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

New Battered Thread
Won't anyone love me?

Polish Prossies will be dying in record numbers this winter.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:39, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I don't get why everyone here hates each other
lets each other live
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 19:43, 72 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Ye olde sweetie shoppe thread
Rhubarb and custard sweets would have any of your sweets in a fight, go on then, old Fav. Vs new contender what is the best.

Alt: Fuck off........*

*Place your own answer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:36, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

FANNYBAWS THREAD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:09, 126 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Link thread time!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/if-game-of-thrones-was-set-in-britain?bffb#4g48l10
Some of these are remarkably accurate. Create a motto for where you live.

Alt: I guess it's lunch thread time as well.

AltAlt: If you hate link threads and lunch threads, what are you doing on /ot?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 11:56, 119 replies, latest was 10 years ago)