Don't people do lunch threads any more?
I just burnt my tongue on a cheese and brown sauce toastie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:16, 86 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You need to remember to take it out of the Breville
Before you start eating it.

That'll help you avoid getting burnt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

damnit!
why are there no cookbooks with these kinds of tips in for cookingmongs like me?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Unplugging it will cut down on the electrical burns.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

*makes notes*
this is going to be a bestseller
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Anyone got any suggestions for the best way to settle my stomach in the next eleven minutes?
I'm trying to avoid spending my lunchtime vomiting in the gents'.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

mint tea
and uranium
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Ginger/Mint tea
Sorts you out pronto.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You, sir, are a fucking genius!
Tasted rank but at least my innards no longer feel like a swell on the Pacific Ocean.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

hey! I helped too!
Although I suppose if you left out the uranium it won't work as well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Ah, you were close, and I thank you for your suggestions
But I had ginger tea to hand and no mint.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Grated apple

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Go and be sick now, in work's time.

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

then you can calculate
how much you earned as you barffed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Have some lemonade

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

It has to be flat lemonade.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

So you drink it from the floor rather than a glass?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

no, from a one room council appartment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

That shouldn't have made me laugh.
But it did.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

AHHHHHH
I just ran a report without putting the date filters in, this is going to take ages and I want to leave at 1pm
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

you need a christmas miracle

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Ouch
That is nearly as bad as hot pizza on the roof of the mouth.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I forgot liquidy things get pretty warm

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Tomatoes are utter bastards in toasted sandwiches.

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

they beat up the cheese
and steal it's dinner money
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

And then blame it on the onion.
Utter,utter bastards.
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Agreed.
I just microwaved the aforementioned cold pizza. It really is quite hot.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Leftover pizza + 2 minutes in the microwave + 1 minute to stand = NOM

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

TWO MINUTES?
Are you insane?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

No
If you left the pizza in the fridge over night then 2 minutes gets all the cheese melted again.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Is this on full or reheat setting?

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

reheat

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

but but you'll end up with some mad
volcano incident!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

It really does not need two minutes.
There is something wrong with you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

He might have a weak microwave oven?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Probably.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

GUT----
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TED
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Yes, I think we we need details of its wattage and also the type of pizza base involved.

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Morphy Richards 800watt
Usually 3 or 4 (square) slices of deep pan pizza with pepperoni, chili beef, cajun chicken and jalapenos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Still doesn't need two minutes

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

And you experience no toughening of the outer crust?

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Nope
I tried 1 min 30, and it would leave some bits not quite hot enough. Still edible, but that extra half minute makes it perfect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I will add that, if I have Dominos
That requires 1 minute, maybe 1.5
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

longer and it will melt like my brain currently is :)
this is why I suck at cooking, I hear all these useful tips and switch off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Dominos is shit though, why would you eat that?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I only have it if I have guests over and they choose it
I prefer my local, it's cheaper and nicer by far.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You need better guests
Dominos really is quite vile.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

^this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah
Give us the specs, Labs.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

we have reached new depths

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

On the contary, Lab is to be complemented on a scientific culinary breakthrough.

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

DEEP
pan
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Sorry Jeff, but as Hull City are playing Bristol City this weekend I must ask you not to post near my posts.

In the event that I haven't paid attention properly and you are in fact a Rovers supporter then "Hi Jeff, How is Danny Coles getting on?"
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Us City fans were happy enough to see Coles depart from Ashton Gate and move to Hull
He always seemed to have a poorly knee.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

True. He wasn't too bad a player, but is mostly remembered for once being Ipswich's man of the match whilst playing for the Tigers
Link below, if you're particularly bored this afternoon.

www.ambernectar.org/blog/2010/11/nostalgia-danny-coles-ipswich-goals/
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

My lunch is my takeaway from last night

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Oh god, are you still eating that?
Yuck.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Fucking YUM

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Pfft
You are obscene.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I am wonderful

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Except for your choices in food

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:09, Reply)

OH fuck me sideways, I'm eating pure orgasam at the moment.
There is a new cafe called "Paul's" near work that we've tried out, I got
- A baggette with melty and crispy cheese and saussage and mustard and OH GOD, ITS SOOOO LUSH
- A 'hazelnut Frothy Milk' - I finished it on the walk to the office and want another.
- A peacan tart that I'll have afterwards

It's unbelievably nice, and the cakes look soooo pretty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Like seriousness, this has replaced my now closing japanese place as my Lush Place Of The Moment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

that sounds amazing
as does an orgasm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I think this meal is on par with at least medioca sex, maybe even average-to-resonable.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

beggars can't choosers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Is that an offer? It's just that, I _really_ like this sandwich. I suppose I can get you one of your own, but I'm not sharing.
I'll share a bowel of their mushroom soup though, that looked seriously amazingly lush.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

bowels of soup don't sound so tasty
i guess it's quite niche
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I'm having cottage pie (woofter alert), green tea and a small baguette.
It is good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I've eaten loads but all I can taste is snot.

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Stop eating snot then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

WELL I WASN'T EXPECTING ANYONE TO SAY THAT1

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Glad to have fulfilled your expectation.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

All of the win!
Crusty or sloppy? Or candles?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Sloppy!
I'm going through tissues like a peado at a Pantomime.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I only had my weetabix about an hour ago, won't be lunchtime til about 5.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Loads of leftover buffet food
I love this stuff. Big bags of fancy crisp flavours you can't get in single bags, pork pie slice, 4 different types of sandwiches, some cocktail sausages...

I'm going back in for a cake assortment now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm having McDonalds breakfast, like a true fatty

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I had a bacon sandwich
to build me up for my trip to Cork
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

And what is happening in Cork?

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

shopping
and picking my dad and sister up from the airport. Nothing too exciting, How are you BGB?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Snotty!
Looking forward to taking the dogs for a walk tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Have you warned the local squrrel population?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Fuck em!

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

In the nuts!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I am nomming my way through a bowl of frosted shreddies
and waiting for the post office to open again, so i can go an post Roota's xmas present.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Of course, my real lunch will be mulled cider at work
I actually CAN'T WAIT. I had six glasses of the stuff yesterday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 17 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)