and meanwhile the other big news headline
is that that horrendous satsuma-faced, huge-titted harridan Katie Price and latest here-today-gone-tomorrow hubby Alex Reid are to separate. Apparently - according to her - he is "obsessed with being in the media".

Just pause for a moment and try to get your head round that.

This comes after they sold exclusive pics of their "marriage-saving make-or-break holiday getaway for 2" to the highest bidder.

Christ on a bike.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:45, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

christ
I didn't read that one. She is such a fucking spastic.

I'm going to fill her cunt with gunpowder, load her with broken glass and nails and use her as a skanky slag-based blunderbuss.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)

points deducted for the ommission of the obvious "blunderpuss" pun

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

damnit!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Needs more rage please.

(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

more exclamation marks do you think?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

The promise of your actual intention to perform said actions would suffice.
Please.
(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

sorry, I thought that was implicit
I am definitely going to do it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Thank you.
Sincerely.
(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

She's like one of them gypsy woman with too much money and no morals.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

she had the big dress any everything

( zulu eh?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

And the fairytale coach.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

gypsy woman with too much money and no morals.

worthless pieces of pathetic shit who serve no purpose beside infuriating real people.
(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Is she blonde now?
She looked pretty fucked on the cover of a magazine I walked past the other day. And no I don't buy celebrity magazines because real life SHOCK story magazines are where it's at, although it's sad times that Love It! isn't as good as it was
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

No idea. She might have been blonde yesterday and then ginger today.
Who cares?

Stupid question actually, someone clearly does - as someone continues to buy OK, Hello and watch her (presumably) horrific TV programme.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Shut your piehole
She's an excellant mother to her growing collection of bastards
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Technically only one is a bastard
The other two are just cunts
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Thankfully the children seem fairly normal considering the cards they've been dealt.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I know.
One of them's half Australian, for fuck's sake.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Two.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

See, I don't follow her exploits in detail.
I find it incredible that she was Andre long enough to become pregnant twice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

The other day I overheard on the bus that Victoria Beckham is pregnant again
There is a tiny part of me that is impressed her and david are still together, it must be.. what 15 years?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

You heard wrong.
Turns out she's just eaten an apple.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Genius

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)

And Chris Martin is really pissed off about it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I'm sure they'll rofl when the other kids show them what mummy got up to on the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

points for the use of the words "satsuma-faced"
shit, she's a piece of work. no doubt this "heartbreak" will get her another tv show
( zulu eh?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

There was something in the paper today that she had delayed telling hubby that it was over...
until her camera crew were set up to record his reaction.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

What's Jordan's favourite cocktail?

(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

botox and rohypnol?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

A Harvey Wallbanger.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You got it

(TheColonel, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)