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I propose,
"Why have a house when yeeeee can have a houseboat?"
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djtrialprice, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 17:56,
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you've just got to catch the rhythm right
i wish i had a houseboat
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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 22:13,
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I read that as "housecoat"
and was thinking, well, they're nice but they're no substitute.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:02,
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I'm in a very good mood!
Therefore, I ask why you are grumpy?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:01,
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Thank you!
Tbh, it's just a good end to what has been an otherwise boring weekend!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:37,
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flirting how?
did he point to you, then to himself, and then make a ring with his left thumb and index finger which he then poked with his right index finger. 'Cause if he did you missed a sitter.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44,
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I am woeful at noticing that too
In retrospect, would you have considered him before you suspected he fancied you?
if that makes sense
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:14,
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dayum
seems like a missed opportunity. Next time employ method detailed above to avoid misinterpretation.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:45,
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Should I be a good girl and do interview prep tonight
or should I sit on my arse and consume chocolate whilst watching trashy tv?
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berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:10,
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It's on wednesday
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berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:15,
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You can do interview prep with chocolate, surely?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:11,
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Well I could, yes
but chocolate goes better with monging out with your brain switched off than it does with reading stuff and concentrating.
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berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:14,
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You should set aside 1 hour for interview prep
and then crack open the dairy milk
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Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:23,
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This is a very sensible approach
although it does involve doing an hour of work that I don't really fancy doing. Ah well.
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berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:25,
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Al's suggestion is best
an hour of work, then the rest of Gypsy Weddings. Or possibly you should watch Tool Academy
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:28,
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Dear oh dear, are you really that bored?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:40,
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Tool Academy is amazing
it gave me some of the best laughs of last Tuesday evening
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:41,
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The only program with 'lads' like that I enjoyed was Bad Lads Army
Watching their spirit get broken was greatly enjoyable to observe.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:43,
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Best of luck.
It's quite late, maybe start on it another day.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:29,
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I'm looking forward to that "The Promise" thing on C4 tonight.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:14,
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I think it's about a holiday in israel gone wrong, the advert has loads of girls in bakeinis and explosions, which is good enough for me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:22,
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I'm totally watching this now.
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Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:24,
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What? It's on at 9.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:25,
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No, I meant that following your description I will now watch it, when it comes on.
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Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:26,
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Oh awesome ±
I want it to be on now so I can go to bed, I want this day to be over for some reason.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:32,
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:(
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thealternativefact, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:33,
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I should be so full of glee that I would be bursting radiance of hope like a harpy sings it's song, as I was going to go Green Park and meet a load of Pugs (80 of them !) but instead I went to Chase Farm Hossy.
Oh diddums, never mind, thursday is my social highlight this month now, only just second place to seeing 80 pugs outside buckingham palace.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:45,
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Oh poor lovely Gonz.
I'm sorry you missed seeing your pugs and for such a rubbish reason.
Thursday will be lovely.
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thealternativefact, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:47,
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Deep fried goodness, do you have any requests?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:59,
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A mars bar.
I've never had a deep-fried mars-bar.
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thealternativefact, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:16,
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That's one of the things with us, their is no worries about allorgies, we can have any condiment bars we like =)
I'll pick up a packet of mixed Fun Size ones.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:40,
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I. Love. You.
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thealternativefact, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:50,
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Haha, I just read that back, I meant confectionary.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:20,
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I am so full of food.
I dunno if I should be sick. I am still a little hungover. Should I vom?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:14,
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I'm just keeping still
I ate so so so so much
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:21,
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What did you eat?
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Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:23,
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Went for hangover lunch with mah bezzie
Dough balls, pizza, ice cream.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:25,
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Mmmmm
I'm having roast pork for dinner.
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Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:27,
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Hmm, not a big fan of pork.
I like beef though. And lamb. Tasty tasty lamb.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:28,
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No Al, you're married, happily I might add, you can't ask her when she's next coming out with her redhead mate just so you can see Chompy and Matt and definatly not gonz hit on her.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:03,
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Film it
it could open up a whole new area of work for you.
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Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:21,
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Evening, Alice.
I hate throwing up, though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:21,
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Best try and avoid it then
I had a little sick last night.
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Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:22,
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In the bed?
Oh dear.
EDIT: Ah, read it properly. I had red wine last night.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:23,
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No, in the porcelain telephone
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Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:24,
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-applause-
I was very drunk last night and didn't even vom.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:26,
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If I still feel rough in about an hour.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:24,
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It'll make you feel better
in terms of having a lighter stomach but I don't think it'll do anything for the hangover haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:29,
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I think it's the hangover making me feel a little queasy.
How are you?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:37,
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Not great
I slept through most of the day and the light is hurting my eyes so I'm wondering if I'm a bit ill.
Did you have a good night?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:39,
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Oh, that's not good :(
Any other symptoms? Last night was fantastic, I got very drunk. No more booze for a while.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:41,
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Nah I feel alright
just bone tired. Glad the night was good, and yeah no more booze save yourself for Oxford
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:43,
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Good. The light aversion's not great though.
Yesssss Oxford soon, cna't wait.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:44,
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This is true
I'm wincing away from it and it's hurting in the back of my head. It might be because I spent most of the day asleep though haha.
And yes it will be very fun.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:45,
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I'll just add a woop woop in here
because I am also very much looking forward to it.
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berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:47,
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Yup
Saturday 19th
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 18:54,
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This looks quite good
especially if travelling by rail
www.yha.org.uk/find-accommodation/heart-of-england/hostels/Oxford/index.aspx
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:12,
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I can't think of a question.
After this weekend's antics I'm feeling the worst I have for as long as I can remember. I could be mistaken for Michael J Fox I'm shaking so bad.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:05,
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That's the weirdest thing, nothing worse than usual.
Although it was my first Friday to Sunday morning session in quite a while.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:10,
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who farted?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:16,
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who the fuck rhymed it, motherfucking crimed it
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:18,
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your mum
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:20,
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gay
no returns
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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oh snap
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 19:31,
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It's my birthday today.
and I have no idea of what to do.
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Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:16,
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Happy birthday, darling!
Eat cake.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:16,
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Cake doesn't get eaten til later :(
I think today will be a go out in the sun for a walk day with my ipod. Going to drive down the the beach then walk as far as I can.
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Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:19,
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Happy Birthday!
Get drunk, then eat cake!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:19,
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ahaha I'll eat the cake.
I don't drink.
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Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:21,
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Drinking is rubbish.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:41,
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especially with my lack of ability to put it away.
two glasses of wine and I'm quite tipsy.
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Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:53,
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Happy birthday
cake is the way forward.
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berk, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:50,
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I knowwwwwwwwww,
Mum made a mud cake. :D
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Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Feb 2011, 20:52,
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Just back from curry house for sister's 21st birthday.
Nomnomnom.
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girlinthehole, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 21:15,
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i am on a train
it is a nice train, i have red wine and am feeling good. lady spacefish is sitting opposite me reading history books, the dog is at my feet dozing, i have done some quantum physics, some programming and some dossing around on the internet. my last deadline of note was saturday and i have nothing to worry about for another two weeks now. i don't have a question, i just wanted to be insufferably smug, online
oh, actually i do. why do some dog owners bag up their dog poops and then leave them on the path? surely that's the worst of both worlds?
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spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 22:12,
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