Anyone doing anything fun this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:40, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Trying to clean my house
which I was supposed to try to do today, but I didn't.

mr b3th's daughter is coming to see us on Saturday, and I want her to be able to sit down on at least some of the furniture.

Also: brainstorming an family tree search which had stalled, but is now making lots and lots of headway.

EDIT: how rude of me. What are you up to your good self, sir?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'm good thanks!
I've spend most of this afternoon reading various bits of SEO stuff.

I'm weighing up if going to the pub this evening is necessary as well as considering dinner options.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Haha! Yes I am!
Going to see Duke Spirit in a couple of hours.

Thanks for asking.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Alright TD!
I'm not familar with their work, who do they sound a bit like?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Have you ever heard a baboon being murdered?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

No.
But I once spanked the monkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

They're fucking shit.
You'll be 'disappointed'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

How on earth having you managed to build such a huge record collection
When all music is fucking shit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I've got all the good ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I'll bet you've got all the 'Now That's What I Call Music' albums

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Yup. One is even signed by Howard Jones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Would you like to get to know him well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Isn't it time he did a new song?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I think they are the only two I know.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)

There's no shame in that
You could substitute Nik Kershaw because I think they were the same person really.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Duke Spirit are a female fronted waste of time.
My pals tried to get me involved when they were the latest 'next big thing' - of course then they turned out to be dullards and then the music press moved on to the next indie bores.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)

All a matter of taste, isn't it
I like them - although this'll be the first time I've seen them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I'm listening to will young at the moment, true story.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

A stupid amount of lesson evaluations.
Plus picking up my old man and driving him to some stupid dinner, I could do without that but he might fill my car up which would be ace as my grant still hasn't been sorted.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Evening Bob

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Is that like one's 'morning shit'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I usually go with a more mathematical approach. A natural log, if you like.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I'll be disappointing the wife. As usual.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I ain't up to much but my, you're all looking fabulous this evening.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)

FUCK YEAH LAUNDRY!
Oh em gee my landlady/roommate has asked me to go out with her tomorrow night, she wants me to go real bad, bad enough that she's told me she'd help me pay. What. The. Fuck.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Maybe this'll be a good chance to clear the air?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Or, take her for everything she's got
and when she's really really drunk, have a cheeky fumble too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

she's disturbingly happy today
I tried to put a damper on it by looking extremely skeptical and telling her "I just don't know, I really can't afford it. You really want me to go?!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I'm trying not to be annoyed that Spimf has made the best of page
with yet another post about how hard done by he was when he accepted a job offer to make vast quantities of money at the expense of thousands of effective slaves when he moved to Dubai, only to find himself deservedly shafted and forced to return here.

Seriously, the guy is a cunt. Plain and simple.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Nice to see b69 proving himself again this week too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Where?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)

In the replies
www.b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1066520
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:23, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!

This bit's my favourite
"dear dr s
gonz posted a link on /ot to a /talk thread in which you posted information about me.
i would rather you didn't do that, thank you.
also you got some of your facts wrong.
repeat: please desist from posting information about me (factual or otherwise) on the internet. or anywhere else for that matter.

I know a seven step plan that will sort his life right out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7103464
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Brilliant.
I would like to feel sorry for the poor love, but he does rather bring it on himself.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Oh do fuck up, you tedious cunt.
The guy was posting in response to a similar tale of Dubai based woe.

Now run along to the nearest back slapping clusterfuck, you odious little bitch.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Pffft!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

YM
obvious answer is obvious.

This evening is will be mostly drinking lager and watching fuck all on the TV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I am not doing any more bastard paperwork
today was all about the paperwork and now I feel the need to do something that isn't.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I'm going to the pub to make things awkward between my mate and the girl he likes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Good work.
I'd mention the bran-flake story a few times as well if I were you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:23, Reply)

wink at them both

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)

while sitting between them
rubbing both their knees suggestively
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)

When she gets up to go to the lav
lean over to him while she's close enough to hear and say "So can I have a go on her tonight, like you promised?"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Tell this girl that your mate is your shoplifting inspiration
And that without him, you'd never have thought about lifting food from the supermarket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I don't know her well enough to reveal that part of me yet.
It's all a bit complicated between them, she told him she liked him and he likes her - then a few nights ago she shagged someone else and he went mental. This is the greatest 'poke the bear' opportunity I've ever been presented with.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Keep dropping hints
about how fucking easy she is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Say to her
'I've not bought a new jacket over the last few days, have you fucked anyone in the last few days?'

That way, if she doesn't laugh at your joke, you can back track a bit and talk about your collection of coats.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

oh whoops
still, if it were him that did that it wouldn't be an issue would it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Of course not
It's a man's prerogative to put his penis in whoever he likes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Sometimes I wish I were a man.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

It is fucking awesome.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Yeah but I can walk around all day horny as fuck and no one will notice.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I know it would certainly ruin his chances with her, so he was never going to do owt with anyone else.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:21, Reply)

admirable
I came off the wrong way, didn't mean your friend, I meant some men in general
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I've been to the gym again and had awesome soup for my dinner.
Ever since I booked an appointment with the nurse to see why I'm so tired, I've started feeling better.

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN?
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Because God loves you so much
Have a special snuggly wuggly hug for feeling better.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Awwww fanku diddums : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

*Waves!*
Feeling brighter then?

Good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

*waves*
I am a little yes. I have no idea why or how long it will last so I'll keep the appointment. I have decided to treat myself to some wine tomorrow evening. GET IN!!!!
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I'm off to do some Spanish.
Catch you later.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Adios

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)

BOOKED A PLACE IN OXFORD
YAY! now I really am coming to the bash, and not by accident this time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:49, Reply)

There's an Oxford Bash?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)

well I'm going there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Fuck Yeah.
I'm not. I'm going to be in Cornwall. Sorry you'll miss me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Mixing records.
Currently playing an oldie that turns chicks' quims into foamy havens- Beatz n' Piecez by Peace Division.

It's that swung bassline that chicks dig.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Are you single?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I am Smashie and Nicey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I'm not surprised, and don't call me Smashie and Nicey.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:22, Reply)

i went DANCING
it were alright
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)

What did you dance too?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)

we tango'd to pretty woman and cha cha'd to the black eyed peas
alright al
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)