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Chickenlady's Friday Afternoon/Evening QuizJust like last week I've trawled the dodgiest sites on the internet to find pictures of our fellow b3tan's celebrity lookalikes.
Some may be easy (the photos, not the b3tans, cheeky!) some may be hard....
How many will you get?
**EDIT***There are three that no one has guessed yet...are they YOU?
Look in the replies to see them.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:14,
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Number 1You didn't get this last time (or at least only one person did, I think and that was late after the thread had died)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:18,
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is it you?I'm not going to be good at this I've only met a handful of b3tans and that for only a short time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:20,
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No, afraid not.I'm neither blonde nor do I have as fabulous norks as either Mae West or her b3tan lookalike.
That's a hint....
EDIT - BTW, I'm not any of them - I don't appear to have a celeb lookalike.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:22,
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*refers to venn diagram*up2.it/ali/laak.jpg
hmm, no news on blonde, but they all have norks. I need better diagrams
EDIT: WAIT! there's anotther one up2.it/ali/laak+version+2.jpg
that makes it Amberl or applebite
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:25,
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Actually, it could very easily be Applebite. I didn't see it before but yeah...(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I'm counting thatas a point. More diagrams required for other b3tans
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31,
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I can't believe diagrams didn't help me(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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i haven't even met clendrix and i could see it!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36,
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The thought of her and Gavin Hensonat it like knives. Disgusting. Diiisgusting. Whatever is this country and the one next to it coming to?
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There's a touch of the Lampers in there(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36,
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I thought that too.I will second this.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37,
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You're good at this Monty.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:42,
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I am amazed my eyes made it as far up as our Charl's face.She has one of the finest pairs of knockers on God's green earth.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:43,
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She'll keep a welcome in the valley of her cleavage for you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:45,
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I'd love to take her up the (green green gr)ass (of home).(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:52,
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I so want this to be meBut I'm going to guess Spak.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:24,
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Yes, you are correctHe'll kill me.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:42,
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Oh, is it me? Yeah, I'll take that. Better than Brian May.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31,
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Is it berk then?*runs out of ideas*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:33,
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I hope this one isn't me.I'm not a teenager anymore but I'm not that old.
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It's not you, but don't go on how old they are....Clenders isn't dead, but Mae West is.
;)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:34,
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Correct!It does. A bit.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:41,
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God alone knows.His eyes are so green they could probably photosynthesise.
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That bit isn't the same as the b3tan who looks like thisJust imagine him with short hair....and maybe some glasses....
Another big hint.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:34,
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No, he doesn't appear in this week's thrilling instalment....next week I'll put him in :)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:41,
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It'll only be a tiny wee picture of a gnome...(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:42,
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It's the intense starebut you need to imagine short hair.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:51,
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NopeI've never met him and this one I've met many times.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:57,
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Devil-in-Tights!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:02,
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It's definitely our favourite Dane.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:08,
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It gets flushed down the toiletjust like goldfish and dead mice.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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I don't know who that isor who their b3ta lookalike is, but if they're single then that is Good News.
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I don't even know what celebrity that is.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:30,
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Neither did I...I was looking for someone else entirely when this image came up and I thoughtYES!
Add glasses.
Big hint.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31,
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kroney is just wrongdon't sweat it, apples.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37,
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The only darkhaired b3tan with glassesI can think of is Chompy, and that does NOT look like Chompy. He's cute for a start.
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fight yer for himalso - hello! not seen you on here in a while (or have I?)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36,
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how's it all going?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:40,
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buried in sketchbooks that need markingbut largely good
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:44,
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Noel?from the glasses thing and chin fuzz
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36,
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then i can see why noel is in the tripod of lustheeellooo internet picture.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:38,
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Haha, there is a resemblancebut it doesn't look massively like him. Besides, I thought you were all loved up and that now?
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just because you're reading one bookdoesn't mean you can't wander around the library/bookshops/ebay/abe-books.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:02,
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Just because you're tied to the tree doesn't mean you can't bark at the bush.(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)
Yes!It's sooo much like him.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39,
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do I win a prize?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:40,
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Umm, a bit. Maybe if Noel had longer hairman in picture is fiiiiiiine though, whoever he is.
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I've just realised who it is.Zac Efron. Of high school musical fame :/
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No, it's Jared Letowhoever he is...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:53,
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used to date cameron diaza LONG time ago. that must be quite an old picture!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:02,
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No it's Sandie ShawI'm not sure you understand your own game pal ;)
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35,
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Nah, I look like Brian May.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:38,
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becky jsbx(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:33,
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Dead, insane, dope-fiend and drama-queen.Some B3tan is going to be FAR from flattered.
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But Paula Yates was gorgeousand we'll all be dead eventually.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37,
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From a purely aesthetic standpointshe was, in her youth, not without merit. And death does indeed come for us all. That said, she absolutely reeked of Geldof semen.
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I love you Chickenlady, but you are a terrible cunt xx(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:28,
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Are any of the OT regulars black?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35,
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hahahalies on the internet.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39,
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Number 9
I'm going to hell for this one...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39,
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Yes, it's a free for all, as usual:)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:44,
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'55But he can see his future with this....
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:48,
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CORRECT!You're good at this!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:15,
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Obvious resemblance is obvious.besides, we had him last week - www.bbc.co.uk/cult/anderson/thunderbirds/520_brains.shtml
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Nopeshe's not in this week's.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:49,
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Nopeyou're not in this week's either - I needed to save some people for next week's instalment.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56,
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Shhh!Don't give it away! :)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:58,
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That's me.A big-titted adventuring archaeologist.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:55,
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Correct!It could only be you!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56,
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I should go back to my old 'angry mong' profile picwith the shorts and the Mongolian wilderness.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:58,
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To be honest,I thought I'd be represented by a picture of Frances McDormand in Fargo.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:01,
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Number 11 the final one - and I've saved the best for last
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:48,
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Haha mindpiss.How are you anyway? Do you really have a boyfriend?
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I'm very sad at this thoughtbut I guess it was inevitable, you're too nice and too attractive to stay single. I hope he makes you very happy.
Any further thoughts on Sonisphere this year?
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I'll always have a place in my heart for you Al, don't worry.Eh, he's alright.
Still holding out for more announcements at the moment.
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Awwww, fanks!He seems to be being damned with faint praise.
Oh, actually I need to ask you something. The wife is taking a group of girls out in Manchester for a hen do. Can you recommend a club which is cheesy pop and/or 80s but not too chavvy for a saturday night?
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Nah, I just don't like public displays of affection.He's the one in my profile pictures and most of the latest one's I've been tagged in if you're feeling nosy.
Errrr, not really my scene I'm afraid. You might be better off asking Kitty.
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Nope, he was last weekappearing as Albrecht Durer
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54,
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Monty?But based on the hair, possibly Enzyme. Although I hope to god I never ever see him looking like that.
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Nopeand you may have to add in a tiny bit of a beard...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:55,
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That's me.She actually got that out of my mum's photo album.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:51,
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Captain Hood-ButterJust out of shot is his sports car, draped over by his super model girlfriends.
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Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56,
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Light in chainsHis boots are gold though
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:33,
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CORRECT!!!Well done!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:16,
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Oh man, that's totally mehello ladies, I've put on a bit of weight since that photo but I've still got the moustache and I'm still single..
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To make it slighly more interesting for those of us who've only met a few folk.Why don't you post a picture of who you've been told you look like?
Not really a quiz, more curiosity.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:52,
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I was once told that I look a bit like Zooey Deschaneland Blousie agreed. I cannot begin to tell you how happy this made me.
but only when she looks scruffy as opposed to gorgeous...
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Actually you do a bitthough you have green eyes, but the face structure is a pretty good match.
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See, now I'll have to find some other celeb for youif I do you next week - not giving anything away...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:00,
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I can see that. I've been accused of looking like the following fool.tinyurl.com/68feccl
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:01,
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Like in 'Philadelphia'?Have you got AIDS, Bara?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:06,
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Not to my knowledge.Possibly Prader-Willi. No, I honest to God, look like Tom Hanks when he was developing his second chin. Luckily I work from home.
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I was actually asked if I was this chap:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59,
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Hmmm. Both of them are so hirsuteit's rather difficult to envisage what lies beneath.
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We'll just call you Charlie, shall we?(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:06,
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I do have something of an unhealthy interest in ol' Charlie.IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:09,
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When I had really short hair,I got told I looked like this girl quite a few times:
lh6.ggpht.com/_Bce4qxvTsoI/Ss5Kwy78e4I/AAAAAAAAAHA/pWvDorICoQU/s128/Meg%20Masters%20(Nicki%20Aycox).jpg
www.virginmedia.com/images/meg-masters-supernatural-290-2.jpg
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You are much better looking than she is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:07,
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This is trueand I don't think she would have shown me her nipples in a pub either.
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ThanksBut not true, as she now looks like this:
book-dvd.blog.ocn.ne.jp/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/18/nicki_aycox2.jpg
www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/nicki.jpg
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I stand by my comments.She looks a little bit spazzy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11,
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Give it another ten years.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:12,
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*claps hand on shoulder*You poor cunt. I'm so sorry. I don't really know what to say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13,
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Could be worse.I could look like this almighty prick.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:16,
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Hmm, from what I've seen he's got more of a Steve Hillage thing going on.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:18,
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'The Marty Feldman of Psychedelic Rock'*?Thanks a lot.
*cries*
*(c) me, just now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:20,
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Hey, I like Steve Hillage!(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:22,
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My dear fellowI am fucking obsessed with Steve Hillage.
Only recently I ordered a rainbow-coloured double vinyl set of his Deeply Vale '77 festival performance. I worship the man.
He was my choice in Capt Placid's 'most underrated guitarist' poll.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:24,
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Can somebody please, pleasesodomise Russell Brand with a chainsaw? I think it's probably what he'd want. Provide me with a syringe and a semen sample and I'll give you a perfect alibi.
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FIRST!!!!!!!And no. I was suggesting something far, far worse. Actually that's a meme I could really live without.
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aww i can't join in this one, eitheri don't look like anyone famous
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:19,
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I apparently look like Kirsty Maccoll if she had dark brown curly hair.jpg)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:03,
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BEWARE OF OUTBOARD MOTORS.Just some friendly advice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:07,
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After she got killed by that speedboatBits of her got washed up on the shore, some bloke from the bakers thought the bit he'd found was a bit of her arm but others disagreed. The baker thought it was leg, and the man down the chip shop swears it's pelvis.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11,
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I think that is a minority view Monty.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:15,
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I'm not normally a fan of minorities, but...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:15,
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Poor Kirsty.The millionaire, whose pissed up playboy son ran her over, paid one of his impoverished house-servants to serve the jail sentence with the connivance of local officials. It was only four years or something.
Sad Ybara.
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Didn't know that.Bit like the 'Mark Morrison community service scandal'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:16,
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About 4'11 of pure undiluted cunt, I understand.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:21,
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Nasty little man. I think he's a Muslim now or somethingjust in case you thought he couldn't be any more of an arse.
Re Kirsty, Google informs me that even the servant who took the rap for mowing her down ultimately escaped jail in a cloud of pesos.
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That is quite uncanny.Have you verified your parentage?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17,
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that shirt does absolutely nothing for my second chin(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:18,
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This photo reminds me off those videos Gonz linked toowhere she uses about 8 pounds of macaroni and a jar of mayonaisse for a salad.
Also, you look nothing like this person, you're much hotter.
Especially when you've got that rubber sheet draped over you.
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I've met you.You're prettier than that.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:57,
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As for meI am told that I look like either Jeff Daniels or Sean Bean. I think that were I either of them, though, I would consider that to be a major insult.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:59,
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