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Chickenlady's Friday Afternoon/Evening Quiz
Just like last week I've trawled the dodgiest sites on the internet to find pictures of our fellow b3tan's celebrity lookalikes.

Some may be easy (the photos, not the b3tans, cheeky!) some may be hard....

How many will you get?

**EDIT***There are three that no one has guessed yet...are they YOU?
Look in the replies to see them.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:14, 248 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*readies*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Number 1
You didn't get this last time (or at least only one person did, I think and that was late after the thread had died)


(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:18, Reply)
is it you?
I'm not going to be good at this I've only met a handful of b3tans and that for only a short time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)
No, afraid not.
I'm neither blonde nor do I have as fabulous norks as either Mae West or her b3tan lookalike.
That's a hint....

EDIT - BTW, I'm not any of them - I don't appear to have a celeb lookalike.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)
*refers to venn diagram*
up2.it/ali/laak.jpg

hmm, no news on blonde, but they all have norks. I need better diagrams

EDIT: WAIT! there's anotther one up2.it/ali/laak+version+2.jpg

that makes it Amberl or applebite
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Actually, it could very easily be Applebite. I didn't see it before but yeah...

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I'm counting that
as a point. More diagrams required for other b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)
clendrix

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Correct!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
I can't believe diagrams didn't help me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
i haven't even met clendrix and i could see it!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Number 2

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:20, Reply)
The thought of her and Gavin Henson
at it like knives. Disgusting. Diiisgusting. Whatever is this country and the one next to it coming to?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Is this one you?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Hahaha!
No.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
There's a touch of the Lampers in there

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
I thought that too.
I will second this.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
You're good at this Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I am amazed my eyes made it as far up as our Charl's face.
She has one of the finest pairs of knockers on God's green earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
They are rather.
Daisy Lowe's are pretty good too.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
She'll keep a welcome in the valley of her cleavage for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
I'd love to take her up the (green green gr)ass (of home).

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Number 3

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)
I so want this to be me
But I'm going to guess Spak.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Dammit!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
from the flickr pool
I'll say Enzyme
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Definitely

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Hahaha.
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Yes, you are correct
He'll kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Number 4

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)
CHCB?

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Oh, is it me? Yeah, I'll take that. Better than Brian May.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Is it berk then?
*runs out of ideas*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
I hope this one isn't me.
I'm not a teenager anymore but I'm not that old.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)
It's not you, but don't go on how old they are....
Clenders isn't dead, but Mae West is.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Oh good.
Then I've run out of ideas.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Amberl: a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Actually, yes, a bit.

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Correct!
It does. A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Number 5

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)
God alone knows.
His eyes are so green they could probably photosynthesise.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
That bit isn't the same as the b3tan who looks like this
Just imagine him with short hair....and maybe some glasses....

Another big hint.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Is it my husband?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
No, he doesn't appear in this week's thrilling instalment....
next week I'll put him in :)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
It'll only be a tiny wee picture of a gnome...

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I'm completely stuck on this one.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)
It's the intense stare
but you need to imagine short hair.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Himjim maybe?
I really don't know.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Nope
I've never met him and this one I've met many times.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)
Hmph.
Obviously that memorable.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:54, Reply)
When did I meet you?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Devil-in-Tights!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Chompy
Or what DG said.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:03, Reply)
It's definitely our favourite Dane.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)
What ...happens to a thread
when it dies, Mummy?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:25, Reply)
It gets flushed down the toilet
just like goldfish and dead mice.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
and grandma

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Number 6

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I don't know who that is
or who their b3ta lookalike is, but if they're single then that is Good News.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:29, Reply)
I don't even know what celebrity that is.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Neither did I...I was looking for someone else entirely when this image came up and I thought
YES!

Add glasses.
Big hint.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Psychochomp

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Oh god, now it's ruined.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
kroney is just wrong
don't sweat it, apples.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
fuck you bitch

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
are you kidding?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Me?
Nooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
The only darkhaired b3tan with glasses
I can think of is Chompy, and that does NOT look like Chompy. He's cute for a start.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
I must know who this lookalike is immediately.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
fight yer for him
also - hello! not seen you on here in a while (or have I?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Nah, not been round much.
Uni and that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
how's it all going?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Pretty good ta.
Fairly nondescript. You?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
buried in sketchbooks that need marking
but largely good
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Noel?
from the glasses thing and chin fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Ah - of course it is.

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
then i can see why noel is in the tripod of lust
heeellooo internet picture.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Haha, there is a resemblance
but it doesn't look massively like him. Besides, I thought you were all loved up and that now?
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
just because you're reading one book
doesn't mean you can't wander around the library/bookshops/ebay/abe-books.....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
Haha, very true
windowshopping is one of my favourite pastimes.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Just because you're tied to the tree doesn't mean you can't bark at the bush.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)
Yes!
It's sooo much like him.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
do I win a prize?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Umm, a bit. Maybe if Noel had longer hair
man in picture is fiiiiiiine though, whoever he is.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I've just realised who it is.
Zac Efron. Of high school musical fame :/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
No, it's Jared Leto
whoever he is...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Oh thank fuck

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
used to date cameron diaz
a LONG time ago. that must be quite an old picture!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
Number 7

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Didn't we have Roota last week?

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:31, Reply)
It's not Roota.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
No it's Sandie Shaw
I'm not sure you understand your own game pal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Must be Blousie then.

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Correct!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
I should have got that!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
You should have
you're a terrible internet husband.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

internet
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
*there there*

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
CHCB?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Nah, I look like Brian May.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Number 8

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Beckyletters

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Correct
Easy one.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
becky jsbx

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Becky, fo' sho'

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Dead, insane, dope-fiend and drama-queen.
Some B3tan is going to be FAR from flattered.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
But Paula Yates was gorgeous
and we'll all be dead eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
From a purely aesthetic standpoint
she was, in her youth, not without merit. And death does indeed come for us all. That said, she absolutely reeked of Geldof semen.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Beckyjsbx

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
She probably won't be flattered
but it's an uncanny likeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
I love you Chickenlady, but you are a terrible cunt xx

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Are any of the OT regulars black?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Al is.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:36, Reply)
hahaha
lies on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Word mutha fucka

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I think
James Tiger Woods might be. I'm caucasoid myself.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Number 9


I'm going to hell for this one...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
I've got one, can I join in please?
As in, a picture.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:41, Reply)

picture vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Yes, it's a free for all, as usual
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Yay :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Just like her vagina then

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
You just lost your free pass.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
To your vagina?
You needed a pass?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Yeah
How else am I supposed to make a living??
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Which year? '55 or '08?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
'55
But he can see his future with this....
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)
AA

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
CORRECT!
You're good at this!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)


(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Obvious resemblance is obvious.
besides, we had him last week - www.bbc.co.uk/cult/anderson/thunderbirds/520_brains.shtml
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Sad times.
Oh well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Now there's a Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Number 10

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Flim Flam?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)
Nope
she's not in this week's.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I want this to be me, but I doubt it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Nope
you're not in this week's either - I needed to save some people for next week's instalment.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Ooo, so I'm in next week's then?
Excitement!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)
Shhh!
Don't give it away! :)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)
That's me.
A big-titted adventuring archaeologist.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Correct!
It could only be you!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
I should go back to my old 'angry mong' profile pic
with the shorts and the Mongolian wilderness.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)
You should

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
I didn't know Brian May had such fantastic tits.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:57, Reply)
To be honest,
I thought I'd be represented by a picture of Frances McDormand in Fargo.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
She's ace.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Number 11 the final one - and I've saved the best for last

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:48, Reply)
...Monty?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Haha mindpiss.
How are you anyway? Do you really have a boyfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Not bad ta
And yes, yes I do.
Try not to have a heart attack.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)
I'm very sad at this thought
but I guess it was inevitable, you're too nice and too attractive to stay single. I hope he makes you very happy.

Any further thoughts on Sonisphere this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
I'll always have a place in my heart for you Al, don't worry.
Eh, he's alright.

Still holding out for more announcements at the moment.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Awwww, fanks!
He seems to be being damned with faint praise.

Oh, actually I need to ask you something. The wife is taking a group of girls out in Manchester for a hen do. Can you recommend a club which is cheesy pop and/or 80s but not too chavvy for a saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Nah, I just don't like public displays of affection.
He's the one in my profile pictures and most of the latest one's I've been tagged in if you're feeling nosy.

Errrr, not really my scene I'm afraid. You might be better off asking Kitty.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Nope, he was last week
appearing as Albrecht Durer
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Monty?
But based on the hair, possibly Enzyme. Although I hope to god I never ever see him looking like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Nope
and you may have to add in a tiny bit of a beard...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Argh, what the hell?!

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:50, Reply)
That's me.
She actually got that out of my mum's photo album.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Zardoz lols.

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Oh shit, it's not Herr Doktor Leminge is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Nooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Thank christ for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
Captain Hood-Butter
Just out of shot is his sports car, draped over by his super model girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)
Light in chains
His boots are gold though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
wj

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)
wjv

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)
wuv oo

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)
CORRECT!!!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Oh man, that's totally me
hello ladies, I've put on a bit of weight since that photo but I've still got the moustache and I'm still single..
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
To make it slighly more interesting for those of us who've only met a few folk.
Why don't you post a picture of who you've been told you look like?

Not really a quiz, more curiosity.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)
I was once told that I look a bit like Zooey Deschanel
and Blousie agreed. I cannot begin to tell you how happy this made me.
but only when she looks scruffy as opposed to gorgeous...
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Actually you do a bit
though you have green eyes, but the face structure is a pretty good match.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)
Haha, cheers Al
that has made me grin.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
See, now I'll have to find some other celeb for you
if I do you next week - not giving anything away...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:00, Reply)
I can see that. I've been accused of looking like the following fool.
tinyurl.com/68feccl
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)
Well you do a bit
or Paul Weller.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)
*Books haircut*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)
Only if he actually looked like this

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)
CLICK!
Proper lols.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)
A past his best
Tom Hanks. Sad but very true.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Like in 'Philadelphia'?
Have you got AIDS, Bara?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Not to my knowledge.
Possibly Prader-Willi. No, I honest to God, look like Tom Hanks when he was developing his second chin. Luckily I work from home.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:23, Reply)
I was actually asked if I was this chap:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Less flatteringly:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)
Hmmm. Both of them are so hirsute
it's rather difficult to envisage what lies beneath.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)
Perhaps worst of all:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)
We'll just call you Charlie, shall we?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)
I do have something of an unhealthy interest in ol' Charlie.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:09, Reply)
When I had really short hair,
I got told I looked like this girl quite a few times:
lh6.ggpht.com/_Bce4qxvTsoI/Ss5Kwy78e4I/AAAAAAAAAHA/pWvDorICoQU/s128/Meg%20Masters%20(Nicki%20Aycox).jpg

www.virginmedia.com/images/meg-masters-supernatural-290-2.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)
You are much better looking than she is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)
This is true
and I don't think she would have shown me her nipples in a pub either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)
Only me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
Thanks
But not true, as she now looks like this:
book-dvd.blog.ocn.ne.jp/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/18/nicki_aycox2.jpg

www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/nicki.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)
I stand by my comments.
She looks a little bit spazzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)
I'm confused
she changed her name?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Yay :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Give it another ten years.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)
*claps hand on shoulder*
You poor cunt. I'm so sorry. I don't really know what to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
Could be worse.
I could look like this almighty prick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)
But Monty does look like that almight prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)
Hmm, from what I've seen he's got more of a Steve Hillage thing going on.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)
'The Marty Feldman of Psychedelic Rock'*?
Thanks a lot.

*cries*

*(c) me, just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Hey, I like Steve Hillage!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)
My dear fellow
I am fucking obsessed with Steve Hillage.

Only recently I ordered a rainbow-coloured double vinyl set of his Deeply Vale '77 festival performance. I worship the man.

He was my choice in Capt Placid's 'most underrated guitarist' poll.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)
Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)
Can somebody please, please
sodomise Russell Brand with a chainsaw? I think it's probably what he'd want. Provide me with a syringe and a semen sample and I'll give you a perfect alibi.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:26, Reply)
In the form of a second illegitimate child?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:28, Reply)
FIRST!!!!!!!
And no. I was suggesting something far, far worse. Actually that's a meme I could really live without.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)
aww i can't join in this one, either
i don't look like anyone famous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)
I apparently look like Kirsty Maccoll if she had dark brown curly hair

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:03, Reply)
And if she wasn't dead
I can see that actually.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:06, Reply)
BEWARE OF OUTBOARD MOTORS.
Just some friendly advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:07, Reply)
After she got killed by that speedboat
Bits of her got washed up on the shore, some bloke from the bakers thought the bit he'd found was a bit of her arm but others disagreed. The baker thought it was leg, and the man down the chip shop swears it's pelvis.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Bloody hell jeff.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)
Oh will you please just FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
REMAIN ON THE INTERNET.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I think that is a minority view Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I'm not normally a fan of minorities, but...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)
this is no exception?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)
Will do

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Poor Kirsty.
The millionaire, whose pissed up playboy son ran her over, paid one of his impoverished house-servants to serve the jail sentence with the connivance of local officials. It was only four years or something.
Sad Ybara.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)
Didn't know that.
Bit like the 'Mark Morrison community service scandal'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)
Oh, yes.
I met 'The Mac' once. He was a cunt.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)
About 4'11 of pure undiluted cunt, I understand.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)
Nasty little man. I think he's a Muslim now or something
just in case you thought he couldn't be any more of an arse.

Re Kirsty, Google informs me that even the servant who took the rap for mowing her down ultimately escaped jail in a cloud of pesos.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:36, Reply)
That is quite uncanny.
Have you verified your parentage?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)
One half chicken
one half lady
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)
it's meeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Hmmm. Not quite sure...
Maybe you should lose the fringe?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)
that shirt does absolutely nothing for my second chin

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Walk a mile in Lab's shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)
This photo reminds me off those videos Gonz linked too
where she uses about 8 pounds of macaroni and a jar of mayonaisse for a salad.

Also, you look nothing like this person, you're much hotter.

Especially when you've got that rubber sheet draped over you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)
i sure do have a purty mouf

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)
I've met you.
You're prettier than that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)
As for me
I am told that I look like either Jeff Daniels or Sean Bean. I think that were I either of them, though, I would consider that to be a major insult.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

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