omg
so yahoo tells me that this woman has been caught out for benefit fraud. by posting pics of her wedding in barbados on facebook.

she had also been going to turkey 3 times a year on holiday whilst getting the dole, housing benefit, council tax benefit...... fuck the celeb execution, let's torture this thieving bitch instead! why the blue fuck does she think we want to work our nuts off so she can afford a wedding in barbados on the back of our fucking tax? arrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:54, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She should be heated and compressed until she becomes a diamond that can pay off her debt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

ooh i like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

All criminal punishments should contain some sense of irony

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I like this
I think there's enormous mileage to be had here. Like anyone caught speeding has to stand at the side of the motorway holding a camera. We'd all love a GATSO who feels pain.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

that's a great idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Thank you
Start a thread about it, Apey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

start your own fucking thread

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Who the fuck's talking to you, boy?
/Brick Top
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

you fucking prat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I'm off to watch Snatch Wars again

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

It's OK, I've sorted it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Why the fuck did I just Google that postcode?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

There is very little justice in the world
People get away with all sorts of outrageous and illegal acts. I read a great article about the astronomical levels of fraud and theft that happens in Wall Street, and how not a single one of the people responsible will ever see the inside of a jail.
Vigilantism is the only way forward.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I fucking hate people like that
Because they are the ones that people think about when they think about people on benefits. Not the ones who actually fucking need it, and are shafted when some reactionary bullshit comes through on the back of those stories, and demonised for no reason other than they are on the same benefits that some utter cunt stole.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Or they could just get off their slobby arseholes and get a job

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I highly doubt she'd be able to afford it on the dole
Even if she did, the reason dole's not paid in vouchers is so people can use it on whatever stupid shit they want (like that cunt with the skull face tattoo last week).

More likely she was claiming incapacity or something like that. Which would mean that other claimants can't work.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Given my current parlous financial state
the fact that I've been paying for such activity with my taxes particularly sticks in my craw.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

exactly
and does this fucking useless waste of skin think i WANT to get up at 6.30 every day to to work for 14 hours plus a hefty chunk of weekends just to pay for her fucking wedding? what a skanky thieving sack of shite.

would she lift the cash out of my wallet, i wonder. she'd probably be outraged at the suggestion (or maybe not!), but it is absolutely no different.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

The law society wants to encourage me to be a Judge
lollers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

i for one would support this interesting and challenging initiative

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Didn't you get the circular? After five years qualification you can apply
Oh man, I could skateboard into work. I'm afraid that I'd prejudge everything and there would be very little justice in my court, fuck yeah!!11!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Go for it.
I think you have all the right qualities.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Being a closet nazi helps no end I imagine
Bet you have to be a fucking freemason as well, dunno if I fancy that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

freemason pederast
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Don't say that, Barry will laud her as a hero

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Where's Al with a comment from the left?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I'll stand in for him
She deserves to have a nice wedding. She's probably legitimately entitled to most of those benefits. One cunt does not prove a system wrong. In fact we should give MOAR benefits to these hapless and unfortunate people

*feels sick*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

even if she is entitled to all those benefits
surely it amounts to too much.

I'm in a fairly well paid job and I can't afford to do all that shit. I can barely afford to get married and keep my car on the road.

I'll caveat this by saying that if I assume that she is totally entitled to all of it and hasn't committed fraud or anything and is a nice person, I feel quite uncomfortable suggesting it is too much. Which is unlike me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, but she didn't pay for it all out of her benefits
Hubby did - hence the problem - she was claiming she was a single mother.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

that bitch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Have you a link?
Can't find it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I could only find the Daily mail or Mirror
Google facebook benefit fraud
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

4 months nick?
Then again, she's been done before, for more or less the same thing.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

it just came up as the lead story on www.yahoo.co.uk
try that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)