ouch
that sounds horrendous.

i only ever got one wisdom tooth (shut up!), it's been happily minding its own business half-in and half-out since i was 17 and hasn't hurt or made the others go crooked, so it can stay put so far as i am concerned.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It just means you have a big mouth.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

i would lovea bigger mouth, like angelina or anne hathaway or julia roberts
but i am stuck with my own dogs-bottom-look-alike.

i can get my fist in it though. it's my USP.

*cheers up a tiny bit*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I have all my wisdom teeth and I can't get my fist in my mouth.
Which is just as well with my crap gagging reflex.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Did you not follow the Roota Routine for eliminating gagging?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Lose the gag reflex from attending bukkake parties?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Squeeze your thumb at the same time?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I got bored of nearly throwing up every time I cleaned my teeth.
I'll just keep on getting by. Guys aren't that fussy when they've got a gob round their willy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

But if they have a throat round it they're putty
Ew. Let's stop this conversation.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Nooo!
About another two minutes please, if that's OK with you ladies.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I have other mad sex skillz.
Like rarely saying no.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

That is a definite aphrodisiac
*insert clip of Polly from Fawlty Towers singing 'I Cain't Say No'*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I had all my wisdom teeth removed when I was 16.
All 4 of them out at once (not that they'd come through, but the signs were they were growing in the wrong direction), so they hacked into my gums to yank 'em out.

I ended up with a couple of black eyes and I could taste blood for a couple of weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

there, there.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Fanks

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

fangs, more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)

How massive is your mouth is you can get your fist in it?!
Either that or you have tiny hands

*scratches RSwipe off Handjob list*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

neither! you can see that my mouth and hands are well-proportioned on my profile or on fb, thank you v much.
i just saw on tv that only 1 in 1M people can do it, thought "ok i'll give it a go".

woohoo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I just tried to do it
I assumed I'd be able to, but I can't. Now my mouth hurts and I feel a bit stupid, because I think my neighbours (and since I assume Darth is hiding in my front garden, him too) saw me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Not funny
I was half expecting a text from Darth saying "Well, that didn't go well, did it?"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I don't stalk you in daylight hours
You might see me. Try again around 6ish, would you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I'm at work then.
Sorry.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I know
I'll still be able to see you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

*scratches RSwipe off Handjob list*
Why - did her comment push you over the edge into Dangerwank mode?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

*washes hands*
Sorry, what were you saying?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Cand dalk......handssshhh shhhhtuckkkk in moooowwwffff.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

i love that all over the country there are poeple
at their desks trying to put their fists in their mouths

could be worse I suppose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Sorry - were we supposed to be fisting our mouths?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm not
tried it before
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Are you kidding?
A woman with small hands makes your nob look huge.

* awaits obvious paedo jibes *
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

And if you're lucky they say something encouraging
about not being able to get their hand around it. Hopefully followed by "I'd better use my mouth then"

Sorry, I appear to have gone over to The Bad Place
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

You can fit your fist in your mouth?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

aye

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

What, all of it?
*tries and fails*
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Bloody hell.
Edit - I was just asked what I was doing. Rather sheepishly told colleague I was failing to fit my fist in my mouth.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

hahahhaa
I can barely fit two fingers in my mouth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Have you got meaty saveloy fingers?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

like gigantic penises

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

That should make self-abuse a rather surreal event

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

*instates the Professor on Handjob list*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

haha
i wish so much i could see pics of you all trying and failing.

the key is to shove one side in first, then the other.

it is NOT pretty and i would NOT do it in front of anyone i wanted to bone me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I'm subtly trying to do it at work

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm hoping you succeed and get your hand stuck.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Oh 'uck!
*dribbles*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I don;t think it's something that can be achieved subtly, to be honest.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

The look from my boss on the next desk confirms this...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I just remembered
Although I can't fit my fist in my mouth, I can fit my whole self into a small gym locker.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I almost got one.
It poked out on my 21st birthday and got a quarter of the way out.
There's no room for any more. They're there, because I've seen the x-rays, but it's doubtful that they'll 'erupt'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

When the first one impacted it was like being kicked in the face with an iron boot, constantly
they gave me penicillin to take the swelling down so they could remove it. I'm allergic to penicillin. I did not know this until the stuff nearly killed me, and then I had to have a bastard tooth ripped from my poor unsuspecting jaw as well.
Fuckers. How the hell I have another tooth trying to erupt in the same space I do not know.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)