I'm going to start a new thread because I've been away all weekend and because I'm me and I can do things like that without worrying what fallout might entail.
I had some smashing cider last night what was proper mental stuff but lovely. *hopes Jeff is proud*

What have I missed apart from the breakup of a relationship. *hopes Pounana is cute and old*
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:47, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*Waves*
I'm very proud of you for having some proper cider.

What cider was it?

And how was you weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)

It was called something Rosie.
Lovely and smooth and lethal. It felt a bit like getting stoned rather than drunk.

Fantastic weekend. Weather was great, didn't get too ill with the booze and went to the beach. Wonderful to see everyone again too.
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Old Rosie is a 7.3% cloudy cider.
Was that it?

Did you have an ice-cream when you went to the beach?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)

That's the one.
Too cold for ice cream.
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)

It's a nice dry cider.
*thinks about summer drinking on the cider barge*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:59, Reply)

oh god!
Old Rosie was the cider that made my stupid ex husband into a particularly annoying wanker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:09, Reply)

i once drank several pints of old rosie and then fell asleep on a bus
i swear i'm not a homeless
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I was an arse on Friday night.
You missed that REAL GOOD.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:50, Reply)

How?
Give me the low down bro.
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)

click the topic
Not proud of myself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Not much here
had a great weekend up until about 3pm today, but it's gone downhill since then.
I'm glad you had a great time though :)
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Thanks.
What's up?
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Just people getting on my tits
and a couple of other things. *shrugs*
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I have heard stories of Old Rosie from friends of mine.
I think one friend woke up in a cellar with no discernible way out after drinking it. Had to have a conversation with a policeman through a grille in the pavement.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:01, Reply)

The pub only allows two pints per person so no chance of that happening.

( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Dear lord.
I got drunk for the first time in a while on Friday. I might have acted a little bit stupid.

But altogether it was a better night than the last time I went to that particular pub- that night I got obsessively followed after I noticed an autist had an XKCD t-shirt on then vomited on a pub table.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Bloody hell
it really is that strong?
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I wasn't too bad after one and a half pints.
Maybe three just tips you over the edge.
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)

It's a training cider in the West Country*!
With Old Bristolian tipping the scales at 8% and Taunton Exhibition weighing in at 8.4%, Old Rosie is the cider of the designated driver round these parts!

*That may not be strictly accurate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Bizarrely
I was going to go to the Weston's farm today and have a wander, it's near Ledbury. But it was £8 and I couldn't have done the tasting bit cos I was driving. :(
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)

i went fishing* at some holiday cottage place with some friends in ledbury once
it's nice round there, pretty

*one and only time I've gone fishing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Good weekend then?
Haven't missed much, been a slow weekend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:07, Reply)

you missed me being turned down AGAIN
and planting a garden and almost finishing my new website

so, no, nothing really. you hungover now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:11, Reply)

No, I'm fine.
Oh well! onwards and upwards Crunchy.
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)

as always
been trying to decide who to message next. It's slim pickings around south wales.

How are you not hungover on old rosie? Anyway, you may find you've done something very silly that you've forgotten. That's what I hear about that noxious brew
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I only had a pint and a half.
I was ok.
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I totally tidied the shit out of my shed

(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)

probably shouldn't have been
shitting in the shed all that time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:25, Reply)

You have a shed?

( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah, it's my baby
I've put shelves up in it and all sorts.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Do you get sent there when you've been naughty?

( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:31, Reply)

No, I'm only allowed to play in my shed if I've done all my chores.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

haha!
Have you got a calender of naked ladies up in your shed?
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Of course not
I find that kind of thing quite offensive, especially when I'm on building sites. It's not exactly difficult to find pictures of naked women if you want them, so to have to put them on display guarantees that the people working on that site are cocks.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I was joking.
I bet you have a Motorhead calender up in your shed.
( girlinthehole, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:40, Reply)

There isn't actually any room for a calender
This weekend I screwed some slats to the roof to store spare bits of wood.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)

alright Kristalne
Your username sounds like an Eastern European word that means "crystalline".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

yes, much as 'al the geordie' is Serbo Croat for 'bra'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

or to translate more strictly, "Fondler of breasts"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Fuck all from me
Glad you had a good weekend though!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Watching MOTD2?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Sadly not, TV has been hijacked for the evening

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

iPlayer is your friend.
(I think you can watch it now, Liverpool are the first game).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

alright Bgb
I invented a reproducable cold fusion process in my shed.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Evening blousie!
Friday I learned my neighbour (chatty old lady) had died, which was a little saddening. I was hungover from Friday on Saturday, so did nothing but go to the football, where we convincingly trounced our local rivals. Which made me feel a little better.

Went out for a curry on Saturday night which was not that great (perhaps it would have been better if I'd been drinking pints of curry enhancer, but I stuck to water).

Today I have been to the gym, planned my menu for the week and cooked a lovely steak with shitake mushrooms. Lush.

So all in all, not too awfully bad. unless you live next door
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I'm just watching the goals now Lighty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Stayed up to watch yours on the League Show
well done there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

word

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)

To ya mom.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

evening pal. what's new?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Very little.
What lessons have you planned for tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Circle time, but I really don't want to think about it as I'm relaxed and wathcing Jaws.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Circle time? WTF is that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

hippy shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Aren't these kids Welsh though?
Surely they are confused enough without you trying to recreate Woodstock?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

they love it, tree dwelling miners.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

So what is circle time exactly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

using a song or book or game to give the kids an idea
usually about issues, or other hippy shit then they sit in a circle and talk about how they feel.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Before I decide that this is 'bent' what are you going with?
Song, book or game, and what issue?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)

praising them for being good last week with lots of distractions
then reading them a book called jim and the beanstalk which is about being helpful then asking them to think of other ways they can be helpful in school.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

That actually sounds quite good.
What distractions did they have last week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

st davids day, national book day, three different sub teachers.
they were ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

How were National Book Day and St Davids Day distractions?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Fancy dress, two massive long assemblies
complete change of structure, confuses little ones.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

What did you dress up us?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

A cowboy for national book day, I wore a hat Jefff.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Did you read the kids the screenplay to Brokeback Mountain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

hahahaha
pffft, the idea was to dress as your favourite literary character. I was roland from the dark tower, minus the guns and badassedness.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

sorry 4 long assemblies, two on two day

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Hi Blousie.
I'm about to go to my second class for the day, then I'm done.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I ended up extremely drunk last night.
Wearing a giant badge that says "BIRTHDAY BOY" really does get you a lot of attention. I might wear it every time I go out from now on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Free drinks and attention from ladies?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Only spent about ten quid all night, although I lent a mate £40 and chances of seeing that again are slim.
But yeah, free drinks everywhere and loads of birdz came up and talked/danced with me. I even got a free dance in the ropiest strip club in the world. I was dragged there against my will, I hasten to add. Horrible places.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:40, Reply)

nobody has ever gone into a strip club without having to be dragged in.
it is a wonder they make any money.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)