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in lieu of a proper lunch thread, what toppings will you be having on your pancakes today
For today is internet fatty PANCAKE DAY. I'm planning on getting some nutella, morgans spiced and flaked almonds and creating uberpancake of joy.
Alt Q: alright?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:53,
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Yooohooooo
I might suggest pancakes to my mate tonight.
I might also suggest Uncle Ben's microwave rice because she can't cook.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:55,
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Is your Uncle Ben going to be alright with you stealing his stuff again?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:01,
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Circle of life
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:01,
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Uncle Elton?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:11,
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Uncle Ben Elton
*Shudder*
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:46,
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ugh, that microwave rice is horrible.
Looking forward to seeing you soon lovely x
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:24,
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You too sexeh
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:13,
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Lemon and sugar
Anything else is blasphemy
Alt Q: Aye, not bad. Yourself?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:55,
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Am i meant to recognise your username?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:56,
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you tell us STALKER BOY
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:56,
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Becky innit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:57,
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
edit: everyone should appreciate this
webfe.sickipedia.org/sys/wormuluscam/
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PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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Hahahaha!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:08,
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finally you post a decent link
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:15,
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Motherfucker it's pancake day today? TO THE SHOPS!
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:56,
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....straight past the gaylord flour end eggs etc and TO THE MEAT DEPARTMENT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:58,
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mmm bacon pancakes
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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*ponders this*
crispy bacon and maple syrup?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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Wrong.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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If this is wrong, I dont want to be right
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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Wrong type of pancakes.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:05,
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Fuck it, chuck the pancake and have bacon and maple syrup then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:06,
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No
Brown sauce
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:14,
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Use maple syrup then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:18,
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Syrup and bacon is wrong.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:20,
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Anything + bacon = correct
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:22,
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Not anything
Syrup is a no.
Sausage, egg, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, & toast are fine.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:23,
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Why don't you just call them 'nomcakes' and be done with it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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nomcakes is silly
yomcakes on the other hand...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:03,
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Crispy duck!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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With a pancake?
You might be onto something there...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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Bit of hoisin sauce?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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Some cucumber & spring onion...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:03,
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Actually this is the exception to the 'pancakes are bent' law.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:01,
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Bi-sexual duck pancakes FTW
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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You should be fat
I may sulk about the fact you're not
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:56,
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oh man, I really should be. my vet just brought cake in for too :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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Alt: OK, thank you
May I ask what you felt was wrong with the earlier pancake thread?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:56,
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felt like starting a new one/didn't see it/it's food, what's the issue guv?
I'll just fuck off now shall I?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:32,
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Hahaha no don't do that.
Save me from these retards.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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Not having any
How are you? Studying going well?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:58,
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busy morning, so just getting started. bandaging soft toys...fml
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:32,
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I won't be having pancakes.
alt: alright
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:58,
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I am going with the Nutella pancake later on
and will be ably assisted by a 4 year old, which won't involve me looking like some kind of 70's kids TV ghost covered in flour.
Alt A:
Aye
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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Use the milk bottle trick, should save most of the mess
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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You are missing the point here!
It SHOULD be messy when cooking!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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Fuck that, pancakes are a bastard to clean
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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As are 4 year olds
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:03,
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Likely, but you can't go at them with a scourer.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:14,
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Says who?
*looks around suspiciously*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:16,
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NO NO NO NO NO
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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OK, when assisted by a 4 year old it should
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:05,
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Mama mia mama mia let me go
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:06,
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LTI
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:07,
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I'll be glad when Pancake day is over.
You've all talked about nothing else.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:08,
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Your breasts got a mention before, isn't that good enough?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:14,
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And they most certainly aren't pancakes!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:16,
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My breasts are almost as boring as pancakes.
At the moment their only use is getting in the fucking way.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:20,
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I hope you're not getting maudlin again, milady.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:21,
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POIDH
This continues my new theme of frequent breast-related posts in order to boost my post count.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:34,
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BOIDH!
Breasts or it didn't happen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:34,
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Breasts Bazongas
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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This is better
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:39,
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You're on a roll now sunshine.
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girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:37,
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Woo-hoo!
Validation!
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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Alt Q: I'm not bad, thanks.
Although I've just been absolutely fucking raped buying train tickets to go home on Thursday - £98!
On the plus side I'll now be at the launch of my mate's new club night on Saturday. It's at the Horse & Groom in Shoreditch, which is an ace venue.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:22,
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Have you got a rail card?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:23,
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It ran out in January.
The £98 is including buying a new one. Still fucking daft amounts of money.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:25,
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It would cost you more than £72 in petrol
to drive from Newcastle to London and back again. Megabus would likely have been a lot cheaper but takes a loooooong time.
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berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:29,
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And you WILL be stabbed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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I've never been stabbed on a megabus...
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berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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You have you just don't know it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:50,
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I would rather never see my family ever again than have to travel down to London on a Megabus.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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I shall be having a savoury one
with gruyere, ham and garlic roasted cherry tomatoes, and as many sweet ones as I can cram in to my protesting belly.
Banana custard ice cream, nutella and orange juice, Cointreau and whipped cream are likely to feature. In separate pancakes, I might add.
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berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:24,
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Fuck yeah!
They all sounds great!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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It's going to be totally awesome.
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berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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I shall be having de ja vu and boredom on mine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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again?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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It's a glitch in the Matrix
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:29,
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:33,
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That's a jizz in the Darthtrix
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:48,
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pfft
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:55,
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More of a squelch actually
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:58,
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I'm thinking along the lines of a lasaignia type dish using pancakes instead pasta, with the filling being made out of garlic'n'rosmary squash with goats cheese and some caramalized onions, and the top layer being parmazam and cheddar.
I donno if I'm actually gonna make it though, Marks'n'Sparks pretty much do the same thing that you just bung in the oven.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:32,
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That sounds really good actually!
Make it!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:34,
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eurgh
syrup goes on pancakes
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:35,
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o0o0o0oh, could mayple-syrup glaze the squash.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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there's a shit ton of things you post about food that look lush and lovely that I'd try
but this is just not one of them
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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Might be too sweet with the squash though and the onions
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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No pancakes for me
since I have no frying pan. Sad times. If I did though then definitely just lemon and sugar, though I once had some lovely ones with whipped cream and half a spoonful of brandy
Alt: could be worse. How are you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:42,
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oh shit I mean to post your thing
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:50,
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haha don't worry about it
I'm here for another three or four weeks for revision. How's you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:53,
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Not too bad ta
Just rememebred loads of other stuff I was supposed to do though *sigh*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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Join the club :(
You know you are at a bad point when you start ignoring the desperate emails marked 'URGENT!!! PLEASE FUCKING READ THIS'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:01,
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hahaha
luckily none of my customers have gone that far yet
*hugs*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:05,
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my desk is so piled up with deeds and boxes of deeds
i look like i've built myself a fort
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:53,
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fort sex palace of robot tits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:55,
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wow
that was... specific.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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I have specific needs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:58,
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A fort of torts would be more alliterative if not funnier.
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