Screw all that shit.
I've just had chorizo, red onion, sweetcorn and red pepper p*nc***s followed by crushed Malteser, smashed-Crunchie and shattered-white chocolate p*nc***s. What have you had?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:09, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

your mum
But then, who hasn't
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

She is a fucking slut.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Not p*nc***s that's for sure.
Veggie chilli and brown rice.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I burned the first pancake, it was a fucking disaster but I ate it anyway like some kind of savoury internet fatty hero.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

i kind of want p*c***s
but the only things likely to work in them are lemon curd or golden syrup. I really want ice cream, but I can't justify going out and getting some
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

We put all kinds of crap in them, as the OP is testament to.
Kiddo's favourite is plain yoghurt, honey and peanut butter. I'm partial to the savouries myself, like a good smoked ham or pancetta, fresh chili and parmesan.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I don't have any of these things
damn it, I may have to drive to a shop :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I love a good frittata too, well worthy.
www.bbcgoodfood.com/search.do?keywords=frittata
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I highly recommend the sausage, red onion and sweet potato fritatta
I'll be having that tomorrow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

when I hear recipes
I just get white noise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

noise sauce
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

that worked once, but I think that was luck rather than judgement

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

luck wanking off the milkman
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Haha!
No point wasting it. Starving kids in Africa and all that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Nothing, yet.
Apart from a couple of mouthfuls of wine and a go on your mum.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Get in the queue behind Kristine thankyouverymuch.
How was the weekend?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

There were no replies when I typed that :(
It was full of awesome, thanks. I now feel very, very 'meh', though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

There must be a cure for post-awesome blues, and I get the feeling it's got something to do with alcohol and oral sex.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Alas, there'll be none of that for a while
since the missus got her tongue pierced.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

But still, once it's healed...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I hear it'll be TOTALLY worth it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Also I'm fucking skint and yet going to Glasgow at the weekend to see the Levellers.
Payday can't come soon enough. Only a week left...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I've had FUCK YOU
that's what!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Well FUCK YOU TOO bitch.
Not really. How's shit now your job is secure?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

It's fucking busy
I'm still working now. I was in for an hour and a half on sunday, 5 hours the previous sunday, until 11pm last monday and so on...

fucking secondment is really boring and hardly any work to do really, yet can't do any of the normal work that I have that I'm supposed to try and fit into 2 days a week. which clearly isn't working.

to make matters worse I now see that not only have I not been home for valentine's and pancake day, I am away from home on steak and blowjob day as well. ffs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

It sounds to me like they need a good old-fashioned punch in the tits.
Next question!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

What is seconmandent ? It sounds like something to do with the church.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

my company has sent me to work part time for someone else
it's like I work for the someone else, but I actually don't.

it's shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I'm not smashed
I've not drunk anything yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Here's where I stop replying to every post.
Your sig makes me gag every single time I read it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

hehe, perhaps I will change it sometime
or perhaps I won't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

*gags*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Mix the two of your sigs together, and you'd get an instant attack

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Not having any tonight now, have decided
Mainly because I can't be arsed cooking them, but also because my friend in Singapore couldn't get any, so I can say I've not had any either, and we can have some when she gets back.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

We're still talking about p*nc***s here are we?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Aye, that we are
Although someone earlier suggested p*nc***s with Marmite, something I might have to try...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

They're great with strong cheddar cheese and that Discovery chipotle.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

You're a sick sick man.

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

You're clearly missing out.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Oh man, I'm so pleased you're trying abstinence now as a form of rehabilitation from glotony
It means the rest of us might be in with a chance now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Mine are 'resting' in the fridge
until after I've been out for a run. But I'm going to have a gruyere, ham and garlic roast cherry tomatoes one, and then one with banana custard ice cream, and probably another with brandy, clementine juice and whipped cream after that.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

You win the whole fucking internet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Yay!

(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

how did you make this? pile it on top or mix in the batter?
I'm so confused by all these crazy p*nc*** combos
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Nah man
english pancakes - crepes essentially - are rollable little beasts. Not like american pancakes, they're much thicker than ours. So you use 'em like tortillas basically, and stick your stuff in the middle.
(berk, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

stuff cock / tits / whatever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I like this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I bet you fucking do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I like your face

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

It's all hairy, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Also, is it half time?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Is now, fucking stupid defensive mistakes

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Are they doing shit, then?
Will Arsehole Whinger storm off down the tunnel without saying a word about how badly his team played and threatening to sack them all on the spot?

I am not watching it, I'm merely surmising based on past knowledge, here.

Also, I love you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I'm just rewatching the second half of our game against Arsenal earlier in the season
in glorious Widescreen Almuniascope.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:50, Reply)

See slso, "mancakes".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

This has made me giggle far more than it should.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

It was a poor effort
but if it has brought joy to your day, who am I to argue?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

ooooooooooooooooh
no wonder
I've been so confused
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Merkin pancakes are totally gorgeous
when you eat them with bacon and syrup.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I've just been on Facebook and posted a reply to Beeker's girlfriend's pic of them both.
Trouble was I had to write grinning like a special needs kid instead of grining like a mong as she works in social work. It really doesn't have the same affect IMHO.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

*bows*
dictionary.reverso.net/english-synonyms/mong
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

If you look up moron there
one of the options is gonzo. I'm just saying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Cheese.
Mature cheddar grated into the pan while cooking the p*nc***s.
Then another one, this time with mushrooms AND cheese.
Then a nutella and bananananananana one.
Then two sugar and lemon ones.

I'm spent.

Edit: actually, I'm not. I could easily eat another four or five but I'm too full of p*nc***y goodness to get off my arse and make more batter.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Ohhhh, so close but for the mushrooms.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

mushrooms are amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Yeah, maybe in that they're closer to animal than vegetable and their reproductive process is somewhat unique in the kingdom of life
but put one in my mouth and you'd better have hurl-proof jeans on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

you're all about the sick, today

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

whaaaaaaaaat
they're nomlicious
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Make catface go and do it

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I've just been enjoying this for a few minutes
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Geological_time_spiral.png
and went all "Heheheh awesome!" at the end.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I just don't understand this p*nc*** madness, only time I have anything in one is when my mum makes cornc***s

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

It's got something to do with some god or other, I think we're supposed to stop doing something now because this was about using up all our butter.
I'm vague on the details but clued-up on the full tummy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

that's probably the most confusing thing I've ever read

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Therefore I'm quite proud of myself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Lamb Tagine done in the slowcooker
I may have mentioned it earlier.

Result: I'll be leaving out the chickpeas next time, but otherwise it was fantastic. 4 more servings too, even after I had seconds. Woohoo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

nasi goreng
took too much chili jam with it and now my mouth is burning. No p*nc***s today, had some on Sunday though with lemon n' sugar on some and maple syrup on the rest.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Oh man, proper nasi goreng from a hawker on Jalan Ampang is the right fucking tits.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I loved the hawker markets in Singapore
loads of cheap tasty food and friendly beer fairies bringing you massive bottles of Tiger.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I haven't had any pancakes at all.
this makes me very sad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:27, Reply)

But hey, it's Ash Wednesday now!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

and my birthday is Black Saturday.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)