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Can we talk about something else now?
Someone tell me what the drama is with RSwipe.

alt: Favorite curry

2nd alt: something you've always wanted to do but haven't been able to
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:38, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I dunno really I suggested that her latest b3ta heartthrob was Piston, on coming back later on I saw Al's thread
The end
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)
trollollolololol

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I have no idea why that would cause deletion.
Pistons a bit of a catch really, instant access to the rock'n roll supermodel world of Hood-Butter.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I reckon Hood-Butters best mates with Charlie Sheen, what with all that winning going on

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)
There's only one drug that Pistons on, and that's Hood-Butter

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
ADONIS DNA

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
that is an excellent post

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
*Bill and Ted solo*

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
i like this

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
me too

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)
^this

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Rswipe has gone and got herslef a new fella
A chap you might have heard of, goes by the name of Jim Bob, or Piston Broke. Fancies himself a bit of a comedian.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Ah, yes, I believe I've heard of this fella, /talk says he's a comical genius
positively left them in stitches

good on her !
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Alt: Biryani.
Alt: have sex with Jeff Bridges.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)
tell me about your biryani

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)
What do you want to know?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I don't know
what is it?
what does it taste like?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Basically a dry curry.
Biryani is essentially a dish made from rice and spices, as well as a combination of meats and/or vegetables. The name is derived from a Persian word meaning, "Roasted," or, "Fried,"

A bit like a pilaff.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
you totally copied and pasted that
but man, sounds awesome
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I've never had one
always feel like I would be disappointed
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Very flavoursome.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
thanks

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
They are nice if done right

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
2nd Alt: I've always wanted to witness the aurora borealis.
I hope I get to do so before I die.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Me too.
Don't they get it in North Canada?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Yups.
My friend's parents own a hotel by some natural springs in The Yukon. He told me there is nothing better than sitting in a natural hot spring, drinking a cold beer and watching the sky dance. I don't doubt him for a moment.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)
oh man, that sounds like heaven

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Chuck in a fat spliff and I'll see you at the pearly gates.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
deal.
basically, I think it would be rude of me not to watch the Northern Lights while smoking some Northern Lights.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Mixed with Purple Haze while listening to Purple Haze.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Indeed.
Amazing weed in Canada too so you'd be a happy boy.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
maybe going to Canada to see them is a better idea than going to Iceland then
that way I'd get to go to Canada as well.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I'd quite like to go to Iceland, they've got a fucking massive rift valley from separating tectonic plates.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)
it's got cheaper now
since their economy got fucked up.

Toying with the idea of going next year, as they are predicting it being a good year for the aurora. Probably something to do with the world ending.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Coming up to solar maximum innit.
It's impossible to predict when solar activity will effect the atmosphere (edit: unless you're prepared to go on 24-hours notice) so it's all down to luck really. You've got a better chance next year than any in the next eleven years. It's certainly on my list of things to do, probably in 2023.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I'll put a date in the calendar.
Northern Lights bash 2023.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)
*saves up*
*checks if she'll still be alive by then*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I'm all for that idea

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I went last year
it was London prices but no worse, really, although booze is expensive. Icelandair do package deals for about £250 and they're a bargain.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
that is good to know, thanks

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I've always wanted to go to Iceland.
New Foundland is probably the closest I've ever got to something that looks like it. That hebridean look is beyond beautiful to me.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Aw me too.
I love barren looking landscapes.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Windswept, cold and rugged.
I like my views like I like my men...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Old, hairy and drug-addled?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Haha!
*rugged men high fives*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)
*flexes*

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You're just right but any more weight loss and I'd have to kick you to the kerb.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I'm pretty much done now
but shoulders and arms are getting more muscly
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
The Outer Hebrides are the best place I've been so far
absolutely stunning
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I would love to go there.
My parents went to the Faroe Islands a few years ago and loved it.

I might just quit my job on Monday, empty my bank account and fuck off north.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)
it really was beautiful
are you my friend on facebook? if so, I have some pictures of it on there. I think. or my mrs does.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Yups. I'll have a look now.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I'm hoping to be able to travel for a year in my early fifties.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I'll meet you somewhere along the way.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Woo!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
this is one of the few things that I really want as well
preferrably while stoned
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I think it will be amazing enough without having to get stoned to appreciate it.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I wouldn't have to get stoned to appreciate it
but I'd prefer to
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Just so you know, I got a lazer pen and some wrappers from a packet of roses... it's basicly the same thing, I could set something up if you wanted.
No, that's a lie, I don't have a lazer pen, but I could get one if you were interested.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Nothing really, she's not at her flat on her day off.
Somebody asked if she was with her fella. People started guessing who it might be, Rory said it was piston broke. Rachelswipe huffed and deleted the subthread. Al started a new one.

She's officially now banging Piston Broke and having ugly humunculous babies.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I GOT A NEW ONE !
Herp the herold angles sing, glory too, a new born king.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Haha, oh Gonz

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)
herp derp?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)
alt: I like a lamb dhansak
or some of the goan fish ones

alt 2: own a really nice car. Lusty already stole my northern lights one
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)
who's the resident drugs expert?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Do you need us to answer this?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)
not really
does mdma really put holes in your brain?

I'm too lazy to google it
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Over time it depletes your seratonin levels.
This is the natural stuff in your brain that makes you happy, amongst other things.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
when you do it often?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Yes, and over a long period of time.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
ok thanks lovely

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I couldn't tell you pal, I only smoke weed.
I settled at level one.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
don't judge me mother fucker

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I AM THE LAW.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

DOES ECSTASY PUT HOLES IN YOUR BRAIN? No. The “holes in the brain” scan conducted on MDMA users does not reveal actual physical holes or missing tissue in the brain. What it reveals is blood flow activity, and the “holes” represent areas in the brain where less blood is present or traveling. Of course, this means that in those particular areas, serotonin chemicals, serotonin receptor sites, neurotransmitters, and other parts of normal brain functions are not as active as they should be. Such a lack of blood flow can be caused, however, by anything as simple as staying up all night, meaning a brain scan conducted on just a weary person can reveal “holes” in some areas of the brain. Keep in mind the possibility that the MDMA users who had their brains scanned may have been poly-drug users, and the potential effects of those other drugs on their brains. There is also no conclusive data yet to suggest that the decreased blood flow will never pick up again. There have been no human studies yet to prove that the brain damage caused by MDMA will remain permanent, or how problematic such damage may be on the person's daily function.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)
ok thanks

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
So now you know the facts kids
Don't do it.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
aw man
i already put my order in
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I have one occasionally, maybe one or two a year.
Good stuff in the right circumstances.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
which circumstance?
like clubs or something?
I had a half of one a couple years ago, first time, and it made me want to lick things
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)
It really depends on what's in them.
Some are better than others. It would be best trying it out fully first time at home with friends. When you are aware of what to expect then go to a club and dance yourself silly. You will make a twat of yourself though so be prepared.

I've had some laced with heroin and they just make you collapse in a big grinning heap for an hour.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
More likely heavy tranqs than heroin.
Seeing as it costs more per gram than pure MDMA (not by much though).

cf 'opiated hash' - when you get some they fucking tell you about it because it's super luxury and delicious. They don't secretly spike you with it. If you're reading this DAD, YOU SPASTIC.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)
people are stupid
"yeah, this bud's been dipped in LSD"

"why are you holding it like that then? and since when did smoking LSD work? and why is it the same price as usual?"
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
oh there you are
what should i look for or expect if i were to say, oh i don't know, purchase and/or use such a thing?

am i going to be the one in one hundred that die from taking it?
i'm just trying to prepare myself
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Don't drink too much water.
But don't drink too little either.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I don't really do clubs
but occasional music/camping events offer opportunities sometimes.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Favourite curry
Alt: Probably a Sri Lankan or a Jalfrezi - nomnomnomnomnomnom!

2nd Alt: Kylie Minogue
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
She's sleeping with Piston Broke
Alt: Chicken Korma

Alt Alt: I'd love to do a parachute jump.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)
you fucking bender

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Chicken fucking Korma.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)
I ask you....

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I prefer taste to heat
When I want heat, I'll have a madras.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
There's not fucking taste in a korma!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I had one once
it had taste
and it burnt my fucking mouth off
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
if a korma burnt your mouth off
then it was made completely wrong
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Or she ate it as soon as it came off the flame

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Or she's an even bigger mincer than Darth.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I AM A GIRL. I probably like cock in my mouth more than Darth does.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I seriously doubt that.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
it's true

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Wow, you must really like cock in your mouth
It's a wonder you ever get the chance to brush your teeth.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
she brushes them with cock

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
That would sting

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
do you have a venomous cock?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
whaaat
i brush my teeth
you twat
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
there aren't just two levels
I don't like bastard hot ones generally, but something with some interest going on.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Achari is where it's at.
I've had some beautiful Acharis.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I like saag currys, anything with spinach in is pretty good.
Or Bhunas. Or Jalfrezis, but only occasionally as some places make them a bit hot.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I fucking love spinach
Hence I chose a saag.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I'm not overly keen on the taste of spinach
I think it might be for the same reason that I don't like cucumber, some chemical that tastes grim to me.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I hate cucumber
But love spinach. Riddle me that, Batman.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
You are only half weird

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
why do you hate cucumber?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Just don't like it
Not sure if it's the taste (and it does have one) or what, but I don't like it.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)
might not be for the same reason then

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I do find it odd that people can not like cucumber.
A guy I knows can tell if your cutting it up in the next room. It's really odd.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Cucumber is shit
Green funny water
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'm pretty much like that
there is a chemical in it that not everyone can taste.

It's really fucking revolting to me

edit: phenylthiocarbamide - most stuff says it tastes bitter, but I think it just tastes fucking foul
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This^
Makes my lips go funny
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I love cucumber.
I even like proper cucumber sammiches.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
there isn't much that would be worse for me

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
that sounds good

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I agree with you on that one
But I don't often make curry, and I'm always wary of buying a curry I won't like when I'm out, so more often that not, I stick to what I know.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
She's banging Pi- oh you get the picture by now
Alt 1: Chicken Saag done to madras heat
Alt 2: Fly a helicopter
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I don't really like curry.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)
How come you managed to get so fat then?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)
pizza

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)
and not running... ever.
But it's dropping off with boxing so enjoy it while you can you Northern fucker ;)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Good luck with that dude!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Sorry Labs, you forgot these ( ) around your !

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)
cheers fella, I am hoping to be "finished" by the Autumn so I can get my back tattoo

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I'm pretty fat and I've only had like 3 curries in my whole life.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
But you live in Merkinland.
They deep fry butter over there.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
gross

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
That's what I thought
I ate a corn dog while I was over there. I'm glad I've tried one, but I'll never have another one.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)
aw man i love corndogs

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

dogs holes
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I'm guessing Kristine isn't fat at all

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
good guess!
try again
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
WTF!

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I like some of the dry meats but not a lot of the meat in sauce options.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Something tells me you might like Tayyabs.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
It sounds amazing and I will go one day. I am going to El Puerto in Bristol tomorrow
for Tapas, which is my ultimate favourite.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
alt: Used to be jalfrezi but it's sagwala these days
I've become a real spinach fan.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You are Popeye AICMFP

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I need bigger forearms
actually I do, most of the gym stuff I do at the moment is building upper arms and chest. I'm going to end up looking weird unless I diversify.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Don't know
Alt: Dry meat from Tayyabs
Alt alt: see Jimi Hendrix perform live. Somehow I don't think this is going to be the year, either.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
This is very good- music cover SFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhjA2nvVD7U
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Shame the original is shit.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I quite like the Pixies. But I think our tastes in music are quite different from what I recall.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)
so far as i can see
I kipped at a friend's last night and my fat fingers mashed delete on my blackberry when i meant to post something.

But piston shagging is a new meme, feel sorry for him though!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Couldn't he get it up?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Is it true that he has three cocks, excluding the one on his head ?

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
They make a 'H' shape.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Haha

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
He has five. Guess how well his pants fit.

(, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:00, Reply)

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