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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's not raining here.
And this is the north, for god's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It's been a nice day up here.
I even wore sunglasses whilst walking into town earlier.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I've like totally hung the washing out.
It's a bit blustery, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Looks like it might piss down soon though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Wouldn't THAT be ironic?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
not unless you were a meteorologist
nope.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
It's funny because it's not ironic in the slightest.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
ah, sorry, I missed the blindingly obvious sarcasm in the capitalised THAT.
which was ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)
You benders are ruining this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
You started it
No, really you did
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
This is social commentary at it's finest, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
trudat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Alright cow?
Shame you couldn't make it the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Yeah, I know
G U T T E D
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Next time.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
+gadget

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
It's not raining here either
and this is fucking Scotland. Admittedly, this is only a 30 second window of "not raining" but, let's be thankful, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
.....or summer as they call it up there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)
yeah, still. At least I can afford a massive city centre flat, booze and food, eh? ;)

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Is that a battered,
deep fried, city centre flat?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Oh, hell yeah.
with salt and sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Isn't it Edinburgh in which you live?
I thought property was quite expensive up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
It is. Don't listen to him.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Thought so.
A mate was at Napier in the early 90's and it was bloody expensive then.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)
And it's got far worse since then.
A 'massive city centre flat' will set you back £500K.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You're looking in the wrong place then
My 3 bed victorian job by the Botanics was 250k.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Ah - by 'city centre' I was thinking New Town - Queen Street etc.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
well that's 10 mins walk away. Princes St is 15.
I think I'm entitled to call that city centre ;)

That area is a fuck sight nicer than the New Town anyway.. IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I'm always amazed at how compact the city centre seems to be.
It's like an Escher print; you turn a corner and find yourself exactly where you were ten minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Dean Village always astounds me.
How you manage to fit a place like that between Gorgie and Stockbridge without anyone noticing is beyond me really.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I used to live in Gorgie which is also a 15 minute walk from Princes Street
but it is a shitehole.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Inverleith is very nice though.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)
relatively
it's still a fuck sight cheaper than when I was living in the south east. And more pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I'd agree with you there.
I love Edinburgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
This^
Only good times have been had in Edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:16, Reply)
We try to go up a few times a year.
£6 each way on the train and a day hauling around the pubs... cheaper than getting a taxi back from Morpeth that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

yeah, still. At least I can afford a massive city centre flat piss stained tenament still continaing the body of a dead skag head, booze turps and food turps, eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Neeps and tatties

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
*Nurps and turpies

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
how dare you.
I had the skaghead removed months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)
That's funny
I can only afford a 5 bedroom detached house, a BMW, a Focus, food and booze
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Oh, massive loss of points for the beamer there.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
meh
Its a decent car
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
It's like a clitoris
Cos every cunt's got one.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
No, that'll be the new Mini...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Nah, it has always been and will always be the Audi TT.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Stealing jokes from 1987 or something there
It was the Ford Clitoris, wasn't it?

I am the archetypal anti-BMW owner. I actually indicate (I know!) and let people out of side streets
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Yeah, but all the actual cunts who drove BMWs
now have Audis. So it's not a foolproof assertion any more.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)
You must have slipped through the net
They usually weed you types out during the test drive
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I got wrong when test driving my RX-8
for overtaking an ambulance with its lights flashing on the coast road
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)
That's undoubtably true
but using as a counter-boast is opening yourself up to POOR FORM.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
True

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

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