Been a good weekend so far
Wedding on Thursday, accidentally had a party last night, spent the day at the beach surfing today with a load of mates. Turns out CHCB was at the same beach. Shame we didn't bump into one another.

Now I'm going to get noodles from my favourite takeaway and spend the evening relaxing. Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:46, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nice beach, kiddo and I went there last year, certainly one of the best beaches I've ever been to.
Pie and chips, a Red Stripe, a chat with Poppet and Megamind. Happiness.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

You back on the booze?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:51, Reply)

my coke ribs worked pretty well, received acclaim from all tasters at my barbecue.
Next time I'd reduce the coke down to make a sauce I think, but I was exhausted yesterday so just cooked them on a gentle simmer in coke for an hour or two, then doused them with chiptole Tabasco and grilled for a couple of minutes each side on the barbecue. Really good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Oh niiii-ce !
Did you happen to photograph it up for coll3ctive?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

certainly did.
the last few photos weren't quite as hoped, because I was knackered and we were all eager to dig in, but I'll write it up at some point soon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:08, Reply)

SWEET ! =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I have one or six occasionally.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

It certainly is a nice one. The last time I was there I accidentally left the dog's lead there, and we had to improvise with the belt off my coat.
I think the nicest beach in the world is in St Andrews, and the second nicest I have ever been to is in the Outer Hebrides. Believe it or not, when we were living there it did actually get warm enough to swim in the sea during the summer. I no rite!?

Today has been lovely. Me and doggins went to the park, and I realised that we are extremely lucky to have sucha beautiful area right on our doorstep, in the middle of what is essentially a shithole of a town.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I loved it in the Outer Hebrides
and the beaches were beautiful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:58, Reply)

One year
a whale washed up on the beach. Just a small whale, but it was fucking enormous. And no-one moved it, so it just lay there decomposing. And just for the record, decomposing whales smell RANK.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I'd have hacked off a slice for dinner

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)

one of my trademark 'amusing' fanfics
Climaxes with 'happiness is a cigar called Hamlet'.

So kudos is due.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Still with Dg and sweaty.
I has beer with tequila in it.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Hooray for typos!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I was wondering if that was a typo...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:47, Reply)

She is surely as fragrant as the morning mist in the rain forest
unless she's had chips or curry.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Though it's not quite on a par with calling your loved one "sweaty" instead of "sweety".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

What's better
is calling your second wife by your first wife's name. That's a classic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Or signing off an email to the top brass at work with "retards" instead of "regards".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I suspect
That in Bradford few people wouid notice the difference
(CheatingRabbit, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I am back from bbq
stuffed full of hot meat and very tired.

And by tired I mean... just tired, I've only had half a bottle of wine, but I'm probably going to bed in the next few minutes. Should maybe have not stayed up till 2 last night, I suspect.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Poof.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Well I've made it home without injry.
Which is better than last night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 0:45, Reply)