Wakey Wakey!
Good morning OT.

What does this fine day hold in store for you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:09, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your Mum.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Morning Al.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Alright Jeff
I have to do some tidying today
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:21, Reply)

That doesn't sound very rock and roll Amberl.
I hope you'll be adding 'fun' to the mix at some point.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I hope so as well
woke up way too early
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:34, Reply)

'Mornin all
I have chores to do. Cleaning, de-clutter, unblocking the drains. I may go down to Asda to buy cider instead.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Get cider.
Get lots.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Is it bad form to drink cider before 11 o'clock?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Nope.
It's part of your 5 a day, so a pint of apples at any time is good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You are wise beyond your years.
They open at 10, I'll be pissed by 12.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

See-Dra.
One pound a bottle. Absolutely gorgeous if you like your see-dra sweet.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Today holds a bunch of cleaning up for me
seeing as I've done chuff all since Thursday. I wouldn't bother today, but we don't have any clean plates left and the kitchen's just getting embarrassing.

Also, I have a feeling today a lot of rocking back and forth sobbing and necking great quantities of pain killers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Have you been on the piss then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Toy Story 3.
I didn't cry. EMOTIONS OF STEEL. Ok, that's crap. They pitched it perfectly, I wept like a baboon with its big red arse caught in a bear trap. Food and more relaxation calls before work again tomorrow.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I've not seen Toy Story 3
And I've never seen a baboon with his arse caught in a bear trap.

*Adds film to list of things I ought to get round to watching*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I'd recommend it, if you had any affection for the first two you'll like this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:16, Reply)

It was a long long time ago that I saw either of them.
I'm pretty sure I thought the second one was better than the first.

So, it's a bit of a tear jerker yes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Yup, they really nailed the ending.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'm not sure I like the idea of getting misty eyed at a cartoon.
Watership down was a bit different, I was a child then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

i saw "scream 4"
lots of misty eyes in that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Have you seen 'Up'?
that made me weep like an abandoned toddler.
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

honestly, I've been studying most of the day.
Summarising lectures for my structure and function class. 12 hours worth of lectures, each single lecture condensed into two or three pages. My hand is getting sore!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You'll be glad you did it when revision time rolls around

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I know... I think our exam dates get released some time this week!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I shall be off to the gym "at some point"
no really.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:20, Reply)

in theory
tidying the flat, cleaing, writing oxford work and then an hour in gym before personal trainer.

in practice....... maybe lunch in covent garden........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)

You could do some cheese shopping if you go to Covent Garden.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:40, Reply)

who are you, satan?
get thee behind me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I thought you liked cheese.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

yes
much much more than i like cleaning and the gym.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Have you had your cleaner deported?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

PAIN
I had my first experience of paintballing yesterday and now my legs are like two big sandbags with bruises attached.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

ohhhh man, I can't imagine you doing well at that sorry sweetie...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I didn't do too badly once I got into the swing of it.
But no, I wasn't particularly good. I did surprise myself with how high my pain threshold turned out to be, but I'm paying for it today...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

yeah it's the adrenaline. Increases your pain threshold unless it's life threatening.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

And there I was thinking I'd been all grown-up and manly about it. Damn biologists...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

this is why god also made laserquest...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Paintballing is far more fun!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

well you were being grown up and manly!!
it's just today you're feeling it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I was supposed to be seeing family today
But I've slept in, and as a result I think my parents have driven up to Liverpool without me, my own fault.

So, if that's the case, a day of relaxation!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

At the moment I'm working simultaneously in 3 continents, I'm like a god or something
Later it'll be either beach, pool, or sitting around in my pants scratching my bollocks.
( broadsword, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

i like bollocks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I like gay men
who have no morals, and love breasts.

Also, I like shoes.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

this reads as if you are describing broadsword...
...... not sure what he will make of that though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Why ?
Is he gay? I do like the occasional grope from a gay man.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:36, Reply)

i have no idea
but i don't think he'd be quite so keen on tits if he were.

but what do i know?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

hey swipe
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

hello!!!!!!
how is your weekend? i am supposed to be doing essential tidying up and working. i am actually watching "friends" and achieving the arse-end of fuck-all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Pretty much the same there
should be tidying but watching tv. My weekend was good thanks, did you have a nice Easter?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

yes thanks!
a bit too much booze and money spent, but a really nice weekend nonetheless... how was the zoo??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)

the zoo was good
I was shit and ill as always, but I did see tigers. Then drank too much. Again
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

oh noes
sorry to hear you were ill. hope the booze fixed it??

was it regents park zoo?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

London Zoo
yeah bit better now thanks. I'm just a bit shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

take it nice and easy today then!
nice weather, nice food...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I missed the tigers :(
How were they?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Tigers were great
I wanted to give them a massive dangerous hug
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

i've had a tiger cub on my knee
it was woolly, like a sheep!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Found a recipe for gin and Tonic ice cream
Where making this happen, dude. WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

ask gonz, he'd love to help!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

You can make it without a fancy-schmancy maker
though the Haus of Bumm has lots of fancy kitchen equipment, I might just have a rummage through the (chutney) cupboards and see if they have one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)

damn right we are
delicious, delicious icecream
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Gay men
I often find that gay men seem to be a little obsessed with the mighty twins as much as your average heterosexual man. I'm yet to find a good enough explanation for this.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

biology innit
you are right though. i am friends with and work with several gay men. they would all concur.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

It's cos they're awesome.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

That
Is probably the best answer I am going to get. It's not satisfying though. What would Freud have said on the matter?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

He would have said...
I like breasts
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

From what I have been told
He was also a fan of small boys.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I am supposed to be going egg rolling in the park
but I only woke up 20 minutes ago and now I'm watching Sharpe and I'm not sure I can be bothered to move.
(berk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

i would suck at that.
catch egg. retire from race to scarf egg down at warp speed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Essaying, as per.
Hopefully this pain will end soon, and I can go and get ice cream with the sexiest girl on the mezzanine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

but i'm not at work today....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'm going to get sushi.
Oh swipe, I'm screwed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

you'll be FINE.
you'll finish it because it's not optional! xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Murp
I will get to 3000 and get some nommy sushi.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

and when it's done...
FIRE AND STONE BABY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

No, when it's done, revise for the exam I have tomorrow.
Going to St James' Park for Pimms in the evening, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

that thought should get you through the exam!
sounds awesome.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Today is more of the lovely same.
I will be mostly sewing, doing house admin stuff and drinking wine.

Tomorrow, I have a little day out in the London, so I'm having a quick look about on the internets to see what I can see to do other than the usual, see a gallery, eat a little lunch, drink a little wine, want to sleep, then go home, get a second wind, and drink more wine and coffee and talking rubbish on the internets until silly o'clock in the morning.

The best part about sewing while home alone, is that I can listen to as much strange folk music as I want with the triple patio doors all the way open. YaaY.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Packing
(/delurks as usual on the term when I actually have work to do)
Back to uni tomorrow, half my clothes still need washing, and I can't remember what I did and didn't leave back at uni...

Also making a very awesome duck soup though, so not all bad.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I got woken up by VERY cute kittens
two of which jumped on my head at the same time. The other one was cuter and cuddled up to me

I am 80% sure my Guinea Pigs are now called Captain Higgs and Bosun Boson

Happy Easter, all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

did kittums break into your home and try to kidnap you?
damned pirate kittens!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

nah, I went to theirs
they were very cute, but gits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

How strange...
www.b3ta.com/talk/7174516

Turns out 'higgins' is the 'god particle' that they made in the large hardon collider, a stemcel of partciles, they can use it to make anti-phsyics machines, stuff that can deffy gravity and all that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

oh hello sir
today i shall be working
woo
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

you do too much of that shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

it's all good cause technically I'm slacking right now
plus I'm listening to this so it's a mother fucking dance party at work right now
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

well this thread has wasted a whole five minutes of my day
this should be fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)